jbaileywrites
@jbaileywrites.bsky.social
Screen and TV writer, editor, love child of David Milch and Jennifer Saunders, avid cursewordologist. Proud member of WGAw. Repped by Gersh & HVE.
Terrible cook.
I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist
Terrible cook.
I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist
Pinned
Spent the day at Uxmal yesterday. Our local guide was super cosmic. Known as the city of gratitude. Seemed fitting. You can climb most of the buildings except the main pyramid. (The lessor sites still allow this, btw, if it’s on your bucket list).
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Spent the day at Uxmal yesterday. Our local guide was super cosmic. Known as the city of gratitude. Seemed fitting. You can climb most of the buildings except the main pyramid. (The lessor sites still allow this, btw, if it’s on your bucket list).
Happy Thanksgiving to all the binge eaters out there. To the rest of you, Godspeed & don’t forget the Pepcid. 🍗🦃😊🍁
a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
ALT: a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
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November 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all the binge eaters out there. To the rest of you, Godspeed & don’t forget the Pepcid. 🍗🦃😊🍁
Grandma’s wisdom: If someone can’t explain it to you in one simple sentence, they’re either conning you, lying to you or an 8th grade algebra teacher.
I feel like the only person on the world who doesn’t really understand crypto.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Grandma’s wisdom: If someone can’t explain it to you in one simple sentence, they’re either conning you, lying to you or an 8th grade algebra teacher.
Running full-time interference for pedophile tyrants is no picnic, is it, honey?
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Running full-time interference for pedophile tyrants is no picnic, is it, honey?
I wonder if they have a little buzzer attached to his nads to shock him awake when he nods off and can I borrow it?
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I wonder if they have a little buzzer attached to his nads to shock him awake when he nods off and can I borrow it?
Well, the cosmos is awesome in every way so I completely understand why it would want to get to know itself better. Thanks for the pre-frontal cortex, cosmos. I’m paying you back in poetry & stories. Hope you like!
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Well, the cosmos is awesome in every way so I completely understand why it would want to get to know itself better. Thanks for the pre-frontal cortex, cosmos. I’m paying you back in poetry & stories. Hope you like!
Surprised this even made the news. I used to edit SEC quarterly earnings call-transcripts (which are public, btw) & I’ve heard CEOs say way worse about their customers, including how stupid they are & easily manipulated. Also heard some admit to crimes as they spoke to their shareholders.
Campbell Soup executive called its products food for "poor people," lawsuit claims
The complaint alleges that a Campbell executive made offensive remarks about company workers and mocked customers.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Surprised this even made the news. I used to edit SEC quarterly earnings call-transcripts (which are public, btw) & I’ve heard CEOs say way worse about their customers, including how stupid they are & easily manipulated. Also heard some admit to crimes as they spoke to their shareholders.
On Reddit, I often get mistaken for being a dude. My handle is gender neutral so it must be my writing style. I’ve heard this before & thought it was strange, but I just found out one of my favorite pages isn’t run by a woman, but a man, so I 💯 defaulted to “feminine” due to his writing style. Weird
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
On Reddit, I often get mistaken for being a dude. My handle is gender neutral so it must be my writing style. I’ve heard this before & thought it was strange, but I just found out one of my favorite pages isn’t run by a woman, but a man, so I 💯 defaulted to “feminine” due to his writing style. Weird
Gum surgery this morning, Uxmal pyramids tomorrow.
I offer my blood sacrifice to the Maya gods freely, with joy in my heart and strong narcotics in my veins.
I offer my blood sacrifice to the Maya gods freely, with joy in my heart and strong narcotics in my veins.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gum surgery this morning, Uxmal pyramids tomorrow.
I offer my blood sacrifice to the Maya gods freely, with joy in my heart and strong narcotics in my veins.
I offer my blood sacrifice to the Maya gods freely, with joy in my heart and strong narcotics in my veins.
Deregulation changed everything. As a kid, I used to fly Braniff, Eastern & other now-defunct airlines to visit my dad. Tix were insanely expensive. $400-$600 RT from OKC to Boston. That’s $1100-$1700 in 2025 USD. Prices peaked in the 80s then slowly went down in the 90s, as did service.
When, in the history of commercial air travel, have airlines NOT looked for ways to cut costs and maximize profits? Isn’t that what ALL businesses do?
I don’t mean to apologize for the air industry, which I hate. But historically, in more years than not, that industry barely squeaks out a profit.
I don’t mean to apologize for the air industry, which I hate. But historically, in more years than not, that industry barely squeaks out a profit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Deregulation changed everything. As a kid, I used to fly Braniff, Eastern & other now-defunct airlines to visit my dad. Tix were insanely expensive. $400-$600 RT from OKC to Boston. That’s $1100-$1700 in 2025 USD. Prices peaked in the 80s then slowly went down in the 90s, as did service.
They’re reversed because it’s a selfie, a mirror image.
What a dipshit.
What a dipshit.
The Lord High Admiral is displeased and embarrassing himself.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They’re reversed because it’s a selfie, a mirror image.
What a dipshit.
What a dipshit.
Trump brazenly colludes to help authoritarian Bolsonaro escape justice in Brazil, breaking Brazilian law, US law & International law. Too stupid to pull it off, even with US help. When is enough going to be enough, folks?
Trump is a criminal & we have got to get him out of our house ASAP.
Trump is a criminal & we have got to get him out of our house ASAP.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Trump brazenly colludes to help authoritarian Bolsonaro escape justice in Brazil, breaking Brazilian law, US law & International law. Too stupid to pull it off, even with US help. When is enough going to be enough, folks?
Trump is a criminal & we have got to get him out of our house ASAP.
Trump is a criminal & we have got to get him out of our house ASAP.
These people have no idea what they’re doing.
We do actually need smart people to keep things running properly. People who get that air travel has become intolerable bc of the way passengers are now treated. THERE IS NO ROOM TO SIT COMFORTABLY. Flights are delayed for hours
Buffoons, all of them
We do actually need smart people to keep things running properly. People who get that air travel has become intolerable bc of the way passengers are now treated. THERE IS NO ROOM TO SIT COMFORTABLY. Flights are delayed for hours
Buffoons, all of them
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
These people have no idea what they’re doing.
We do actually need smart people to keep things running properly. People who get that air travel has become intolerable bc of the way passengers are now treated. THERE IS NO ROOM TO SIT COMFORTABLY. Flights are delayed for hours
Buffoons, all of them
We do actually need smart people to keep things running properly. People who get that air travel has become intolerable bc of the way passengers are now treated. THERE IS NO ROOM TO SIT COMFORTABLY. Flights are delayed for hours
Buffoons, all of them
It’s in quotes bc they mean that any order the president gives is legal because he is apparently the Pope & the King now, therefore he cannot issue an “illegal order.” Of course they are all completely insane, but this is mental cirque du soleil and we’re all fucking sick to death of it even MAGA
Update: The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with "illegal orders."
Pentagon investigates Democratic senator for telling troops to refuse 'illegal orders'
The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with "illegal orders."
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’s in quotes bc they mean that any order the president gives is legal because he is apparently the Pope & the King now, therefore he cannot issue an “illegal order.” Of course they are all completely insane, but this is mental cirque du soleil and we’re all fucking sick to death of it even MAGA
Gold medal 🥇 to the Trumpkin who can stick the landing on the mental gymnastics that will make this investigation make sense.
Update: The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with "illegal orders."
Pentagon investigates Democratic senator for telling troops to refuse 'illegal orders'
The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with "illegal orders."
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gold medal 🥇 to the Trumpkin who can stick the landing on the mental gymnastics that will make this investigation make sense.
They know they’re going to lose the majority in the midterms (bye, Majority Leader Johnson) so why bother campaigning? Also, they finally figured out that Trump doesn’t share toys. He’s treated his most loyal people in Congress abominably. Also, Epsteinery is still afoot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
They know they’re going to lose the majority in the midterms (bye, Majority Leader Johnson) so why bother campaigning? Also, they finally figured out that Trump doesn’t share toys. He’s treated his most loyal people in Congress abominably. Also, Epsteinery is still afoot.
I don’t eat like this & would never want to look like this poor, frail girl.
At my pinnacle of health, 5’7, 158 lbs - dense w muscle, a mighty sharp tongue & dreams of flying the coop.
I wouldn’t have made it to the end of the block on a 60 calorie “pancake.”
At my pinnacle of health, 5’7, 158 lbs - dense w muscle, a mighty sharp tongue & dreams of flying the coop.
I wouldn’t have made it to the end of the block on a 60 calorie “pancake.”
got this recipe from the supermodels ✨✨Ingredients ✨✨ ½ cup egg whites 1 tsp Stevia Splash of vanilla extract 1 tsp baking powder Dash of cinnamon Instructions: In a mixing bowl, combine egg whites,...
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November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don’t eat like this & would never want to look like this poor, frail girl.
At my pinnacle of health, 5’7, 158 lbs - dense w muscle, a mighty sharp tongue & dreams of flying the coop.
I wouldn’t have made it to the end of the block on a 60 calorie “pancake.”
At my pinnacle of health, 5’7, 158 lbs - dense w muscle, a mighty sharp tongue & dreams of flying the coop.
I wouldn’t have made it to the end of the block on a 60 calorie “pancake.”
Men know nothing of women’s bodies.
Where is #3?
First time he sees a silver-dollar pancake sized 🩸 clot in the toilet, I would be the brand new owner of the house he fled & all the bathrooms in it - stocked with the cushy stuff, too, not that prison TP he sawed in half.
Where is #3?
First time he sees a silver-dollar pancake sized 🩸 clot in the toilet, I would be the brand new owner of the house he fled & all the bathrooms in it - stocked with the cushy stuff, too, not that prison TP he sawed in half.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Men know nothing of women’s bodies.
Where is #3?
First time he sees a silver-dollar pancake sized 🩸 clot in the toilet, I would be the brand new owner of the house he fled & all the bathrooms in it - stocked with the cushy stuff, too, not that prison TP he sawed in half.
Where is #3?
First time he sees a silver-dollar pancake sized 🩸 clot in the toilet, I would be the brand new owner of the house he fled & all the bathrooms in it - stocked with the cushy stuff, too, not that prison TP he sawed in half.
A “new come-to spot for meaningful encounters.”
“What in the introvert-hellscape is this manufactured, monetized housewarming bullshit This is why I just stay home I don’t do forced fun also why don’t I have any friends down here?” is exactly what what my brain said while reading this. Hard pass
“What in the introvert-hellscape is this manufactured, monetized housewarming bullshit This is why I just stay home I don’t do forced fun also why don’t I have any friends down here?” is exactly what what my brain said while reading this. Hard pass
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A “new come-to spot for meaningful encounters.”
“What in the introvert-hellscape is this manufactured, monetized housewarming bullshit This is why I just stay home I don’t do forced fun also why don’t I have any friends down here?” is exactly what what my brain said while reading this. Hard pass
“What in the introvert-hellscape is this manufactured, monetized housewarming bullshit This is why I just stay home I don’t do forced fun also why don’t I have any friends down here?” is exactly what what my brain said while reading this. Hard pass
Me, being a wee lass & a Caledophile, cannae stop laughing at this.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me, being a wee lass & a Caledophile, cannae stop laughing at this.
This is some straight Caligula shit right here.
This is what rock-bottom polling does to a man with a fragile ego.
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This is some straight Caligula shit right here.
In Italy, pineapples are still considered exotic & super fancy. They bring them whole to your table and carve them in front of everyone with flourish, like a prime rib.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
In Italy, pineapples are still considered exotic & super fancy. They bring them whole to your table and carve them in front of everyone with flourish, like a prime rib.
I had an uncle who “committed suicide” in a similar way. They found him with a gunny sack over his head attached to the exhaust pipe of his running car, half his head blown off. There was no hole in the gunny sack, though 😳
He was a gambler & owed money to some bad people. I never knew him.
He was a gambler & owed money to some bad people. I never knew him.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I had an uncle who “committed suicide” in a similar way. They found him with a gunny sack over his head attached to the exhaust pipe of his running car, half his head blown off. There was no hole in the gunny sack, though 😳
He was a gambler & owed money to some bad people. I never knew him.
He was a gambler & owed money to some bad people. I never knew him.
Actually, yes. Though no laws existed, slavery was considered immoral by a great many in Jefferson’s time, including Jefferson himself, Washington, Franklin, Adams, Hamilton. As was rape. And to state the obvious, child rape. JFC.
Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776.
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Actually, yes. Though no laws existed, slavery was considered immoral by a great many in Jefferson’s time, including Jefferson himself, Washington, Franklin, Adams, Hamilton. As was rape. And to state the obvious, child rape. JFC.
Does anyone else like a repost and then go to the original post and like it, too? I do that even if I don’t follow the account. Feels like a good deed lol.
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Does anyone else like a repost and then go to the original post and like it, too? I do that even if I don’t follow the account. Feels like a good deed lol.