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Screen and TV writer, editor, love child of David Milch and Jennifer Saunders, avid cursewordologist. Proud member of WGAw. Repped by Gersh & HVE. Terrible cook. I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · Nov 10

Current mood

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 9h

Same. My skills are not good. I did make a really good homemade apple sauce since I can’t find it in the stores here. I put abt 1/2 cup of butter in it. It’s the only thing he’s said he likes so far lol 😂

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 11h

Johnny Cash recorded multiple songs with Dylan when he was working on Nashville Skyline & Cash covered numerous Dylan songs. “It Ain’t Me, Babe” being the most famous. Dylan also appeared on Cash’s variety show several times. They were kindreds.

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 11h

So brave. Edgy, even. 🤣

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 11h

This is only controversial because we are the dumbest fucking timeline ever

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 11h

Day 7 of recovery for my dude’s major dental surgery. He’s starving and I’m exhausted. Even the dogs are pissy.

Send new teeth, please.

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 11h

It’s a really shit time to be smart.

Now we know how Cassandra, King Priam’s daughter, must have felt.

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16h

I’ll have you know, I watched her make those gd fritters while eating a tuna packet with a spork and that video should be illegal.

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16h

Yes. I think the OG non-decomposing burger is still out there somewhere being monitored by science.

a framed picture of mcdonald 's characters in front of a store

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 16h

This was my dream last night. Then a skunk came up and sprayed stink-butt all over my hands.

I think I’m winning the triglyceride war.

a man with a beard is eating a giant pizza .

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 17h

Maybe it’s art? Their burgers don’t decompose, do they?

Stick it in a gallery. Sell it for $700k as the world watches it slowly petrify.

Jamie Lee-Not A Parody @scubak1ng.bsky.social · 17h

Check this out. Burger King UK spending more on the box than the burger😉😂😂

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 17h

Maybe it’s art? Their burgers don’t decompose, do they?

Stick in in a gallery. Sell it for $700k as the world watches it slowly petrify.

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 17h

Like me enrolling in that pottery class I keep talking about

Richard Swift @swiftofopal.bsky.social · 22h

That republican healthcare plan has been 2 weeks away since 2013.

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 17h

🤣😂

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 17h

Trüe 😁

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22h

I know a guy who asked his surgeon if he could play Springsteen during his lengthy procedure, even though he’d be unconscious. He wanted the vibe. Turns out the surgeon was a fan, too, so they rocked it out.

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 22h

Not me. She’s a special appointee, so has to run again in November 2026. I can see him just not swearing her in at all until & if she wins her seat in the 26 election. He’ll keep coming up with bullshit excuses. These Nazis have no shame.

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23h

Motley Crew ruined this word for me for a long time.

I just heard it used the other day & it made me smile. “We’re looking a bit motley today ourselves.”

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23h

That street is “protected.”

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23h

Great film.

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23h

My house rules: “Just be cool, man.”

Suanne Laqueur @suannelqr.bsky.social · 23h

In case you want to come live here, these are the rules.

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23h

My house rules:

“Just be cool, man.”

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jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23h

This was my dad’s favorite. He’d play for hours. He got his pilot’s license when he was young. Worked on planes in Viet Nam. Came home, got shit-faced drunk & crashed a rented Cessna trying to impress my mom. Lost his license. 🤣

jbaileywrites @jbaileywrites.bsky.social · 23h

I love this. Been rewatching Deadwood for the millionth time. I still find something new in it with every watch. ❤️

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a man with a beard and suspenders has a picture of him on the website thefuckingenius.com

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