Justin Coffi
@jcoffi.bsky.social
Just surfin' the Dunning-Kruger wave. A career in tech, ML nerd, HPC nerd, InfoSec nerd, econometrics nerd, benefactor, traveler, awkward, thrice exceptional, shit poster. My opinions ≠ my employers
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I'm taking a hiatus from social media
I'm taking a hiatus from social media
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm taking a hiatus from social media
My analysis says we will see more of this until at least China attempts to take Taiwan.
What if stock market gains were measured in gold instead of dollars?
As John Authers notes, “Denominate U.S. stocks in gold rather than dollars, and they’ve been in decline since the dot-com bubble burst 25 years ago. Stocks elsewhere have done even worse.”
#stocks #gold #markets #investors
As John Authers notes, “Denominate U.S. stocks in gold rather than dollars, and they’ve been in decline since the dot-com bubble burst 25 years ago. Stocks elsewhere have done even worse.”
#stocks #gold #markets #investors
October 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My analysis says we will see more of this until at least China attempts to take Taiwan.
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C.I.A. DEPUTY DIRECTOR HAS REPLACED AGENCY’S TOP LEGAL OFFICIAL WITH HIMSELF - REPORTS
October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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One of the double-edged swords of being born and raised in the United States is that you’re wholly unprepared for death.
August 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
One of the double-edged swords of being born and raised in the United States is that you’re wholly unprepared for death.
Get what they can, while they can. I guess.
July 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Get what they can, while they can. I guess.
What could possibly go wrong? *cough*GFC*cough*
Federal Reserve's plan to relax leverage rules is expected to benefit large U.S. banks, according to Morgan Stanley. 🏦
June 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What could possibly go wrong? *cough*GFC*cough*
*sigh* I can't believe I'm gonna have to live through this.
I count 49 news headlines on the NYT mobile app home page right now, not including opinion, sports or cooking. None of them are about the massive protests yesterday.
June 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*sigh* I can't believe I'm gonna have to live through this.
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I ran an experiment, simultaneously posting articles on Bluesky and X, and then testing to see how many people actually clicked and read them. The numbers on Bluesky are higher, both because the X algorithm downranks journalism, and because Bluesky attracts readers, not just shitposters.
June 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I ran an experiment, simultaneously posting articles on Bluesky and X, and then testing to see how many people actually clicked and read them. The numbers on Bluesky are higher, both because the X algorithm downranks journalism, and because Bluesky attracts readers, not just shitposters.
I feel it too old man. I feel it too.
May 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I feel it too old man. I feel it too.
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we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris
April 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris
I suppose you can't be paranoid enough
A malicious package in the Node Package Manager index uses invisible Unicode characters to hide malicious code and Google Calendar links to host the URL for the command-and-control location.
Malicious npm package using steganography downloaded by hundreds
A malicious package in the Node Package Manager index uses invisible Unicode characters to hide malicious code and Google Calendar links to host the URL for the command-and-control location.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
May 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I suppose you can't be paranoid enough
...and it's gone. Profitspi.com shut down. Want a site taken down? Ask me to create an SDK for it. 💥Gone.
May 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
...and it's gone. Profitspi.com shut down. Want a site taken down? Ask me to create an SDK for it. 💥Gone.
This?....this is a dead canary
Japan plans no connection to US Treasuries: Onodera
April 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This?....this is a dead canary
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BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
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Risk managers, crisis managers, intel experts….
March 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Risk managers, crisis managers, intel experts….
Frank Herbert had such a deep understanding of human nature. If you want to know how power moves, just read his books in the Dune universe.
March 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Frank Herbert had such a deep understanding of human nature. If you want to know how power moves, just read his books in the Dune universe.
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“This is one reason why conservatives (and fellow travelers like Arnade) hate liberalism so much: free choice disproves their biological essentialism.”
Most Men Don't Want To Be Heroes (And That's Okay)
Despite the self-pity of some, there has never been a better time to be a man.
www.liberalcurrents.com
March 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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What's the opposite of "to the moon"?
March 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
What's the opposite of "to the moon"?
😒
February 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
😒
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Must remember not to check the headlines before going to bed
February 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Must remember not to check the headlines before going to bed
Every time I open BluSky
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
Alt: An empty hand puppet laid flat with its arms raised that looks like elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Every time I open BluSky
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The internet was better when the modem screamed.
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The internet was better when the modem screamed.