Tony Flores 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇲🇽
@jdandturkelton.bsky.social
9/11 First Responder, Former Rescue Squad Critical Care Medic, Drum Corps Alum, STL City SC Fan, St Louligan Tailgate Posse, Ole Miss Alum & Fan.
Certified, verified asshole and shit stirer virtuoso
For Holy Name Shall Always Be (FHNSAB)
Certified, verified asshole and shit stirer virtuoso
For Holy Name Shall Always Be (FHNSAB)
I'm not going to be home for Thanksgiving, so Tonite cooked for the immediate and extended family. Smoked these Jenny-O breasts...slathered with a homemade herb butter... Smoked with a 50/50 mix of Oak & Pecan... No charcoal bed. Best ones I've ever made
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm not going to be home for Thanksgiving, so Tonite cooked for the immediate and extended family. Smoked these Jenny-O breasts...slathered with a homemade herb butter... Smoked with a 50/50 mix of Oak & Pecan... No charcoal bed. Best ones I've ever made
DOOOD... Flower Mound HS just absolutely killed it at BOA Semis
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
DOOOD... Flower Mound HS just absolutely killed it at BOA Semis
I propose the following division names:
Northeastern Division: Wawa or Naragansett or Wicked
Southeast Division: Sweet Tea Division
Midwest Division: Quik Trip or Casey’s Division
Southwest Division: Buc-ee Division
Pacific Division: Flannel Division
Northeastern Division: Wawa or Naragansett or Wicked
Southeast Division: Sweet Tea Division
Midwest Division: Quik Trip or Casey’s Division
Southwest Division: Buc-ee Division
Pacific Division: Flannel Division
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I propose the following division names:
Northeastern Division: Wawa or Naragansett or Wicked
Southeast Division: Sweet Tea Division
Midwest Division: Quik Trip or Casey’s Division
Southwest Division: Buc-ee Division
Pacific Division: Flannel Division
Northeastern Division: Wawa or Naragansett or Wicked
Southeast Division: Sweet Tea Division
Midwest Division: Quik Trip or Casey’s Division
Southwest Division: Buc-ee Division
Pacific Division: Flannel Division
Fuck the Rams, Fuck Kroenke
17 years and over 400 passing TDs later and he's still in the MVP conversation 🔥
Matthew Stafford just became the ninth player in NFL history with 400+ passing TDs.
Matthew Stafford just became the ninth player in NFL history with 400+ passing TDs.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Fuck the Rams, Fuck Kroenke
Now that’s football weather
The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better?
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Now that’s football weather
After Flower Mound HS just posted a 97.40 at the San Antonio super regional tonight, BOA GN will be very very interesting next weekend. What does Avon, Broken Arrow, and Carmel have in them next weekend
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
After Flower Mound HS just posted a 97.40 at the San Antonio super regional tonight, BOA GN will be very very interesting next weekend. What does Avon, Broken Arrow, and Carmel have in them next weekend
Y’all, if you’re struggling with mental health…call 988. The story of the young Dallas Cowboys player that took his own life is very heartbreaking.
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Y’all, if you’re struggling with mental health…call 988. The story of the young Dallas Cowboys player that took his own life is very heartbreaking.
You know what gives me the red ass about the Project Management industry... They are going while hog on the alphabet soup certifications like the IT industry did in the late 90's thru mid 2000's.
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You know what gives me the red ass about the Project Management industry... They are going while hog on the alphabet soup certifications like the IT industry did in the late 90's thru mid 2000's.
City really fucked up... No explanation
Major League Soccer today announced Philadelphia Union head coach Bradley Carnell as the 2025 Sigi Schmid MLS Coach of the Year, earning his first Coach of the Year honors after leading the Union to the 2025 Supporters’ Shield in his debut season with the club. www.mlssoccer.com/news/philade...
Philadelphia Union’s Bradley Carnell Named 2025 Sigi Schmid MLS Coach of the Year | MLSSoccer.com
Carnell earns first Coach of the Year honors after leading Philadelphia to the 2025 Supporters’ Shield in his debut season with the club
www.mlssoccer.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
City really fucked up... No explanation
A lil smoked pork belly for dinner with steamed green beans, and roasted russet & sweet potato for Sunday supper
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A lil smoked pork belly for dinner with steamed green beans, and roasted russet & sweet potato for Sunday supper
Bears v bengals went absolutely mental
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bears v bengals went absolutely mental
I have hated the Dodgers since October 1988…and I still continue that lifelong loathing
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I have hated the Dodgers since October 1988…and I still continue that lifelong loathing
God dammit, not the Mandarins
a man in a tuxedo drinking from a bottle that says ' coca cola ' on it
ALT: a man in a tuxedo drinking from a bottle that says ' coca cola ' on it
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October 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
God dammit, not the Mandarins
i just did, the “i get to eat beans” dance because i am making chili on friday, and my wife gave me one of these looks…
a man in a suit and tie is asking the question why are you the way that you are .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is asking the question why are you the way that you are .
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October 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i just did, the “i get to eat beans” dance because i am making chili on friday, and my wife gave me one of these looks…
2 years alcohol free today, best decision I have ever made. Did it for my health, however not spending $60/game at MLS matches was as good of a decision. Have also lost 40+ lbs on that time too.
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
2 years alcohol free today, best decision I have ever made. Did it for my health, however not spending $60/game at MLS matches was as good of a decision. Have also lost 40+ lbs on that time too.
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ve hated the Blue Jays since 1993…I’ve hated the Doyers since 1988
I hate Canada more…Vamos Doyers
I hate Canada more…Vamos Doyers
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’ve hated the Blue Jays since 1993…I’ve hated the Doyers since 1988
I hate Canada more…Vamos Doyers
I hate Canada more…Vamos Doyers
It’s always DNS IYKYK
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s always DNS IYKYK
SUCK IT KANSAS
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
SUCK IT KANSAS
Only in Seattle would you see a rally chancla/birkenstock
October 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Only in Seattle would you see a rally chancla/birkenstock
“…Skattebo is like a rabid Ewok on redbull…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
October 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“…Skattebo is like a rabid Ewok on redbull…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀