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Tony Flores 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇲🇽
@jdandturkelton.bsky.social
9/11 First Responder, Former Rescue Squad Critical Care Medic, Drum Corps Alum, STL City SC Fan, St Louligan Tailgate Posse, Ole Miss Alum & Fan.

Certified, verified asshole and shit stirer virtuoso

For Holy Name Shall Always Be (FHNSAB)
I'm not going to be home for Thanksgiving, so Tonite cooked for the immediate and extended family. Smoked these Jenny-O breasts...slathered with a homemade herb butter... Smoked with a 50/50 mix of Oak & Pecan... No charcoal bed. Best ones I've ever made
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I propose the following division names:

Northeastern Division: Wawa or Naragansett or Wicked

Southeast Division: Sweet Tea Division

Midwest Division: Quik Trip or Casey’s Division

Southwest Division: Buc-ee Division

Pacific Division: Flannel Division
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
A lil smoked pork belly for dinner with steamed green beans, and roasted russet & sweet potato for Sunday supper
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
🤣🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You are looking live at Rogers SkyDome #BlueJays #dodgers  #WorldSeries
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
SUCK IT KANSAS
October 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“…Skattebo is like a rabid Ewok on redbull…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
October 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
September 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
…tryna make an omelette, doin the best I can…
September 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Homemade Shrimp Scampi Fettuccine…. And a Heineken 0.0
September 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Critical hazmat situation after I digest these…but goddamnit they are good going down.

I do enjoy a sack of whiteys though, and I don’t even drink anymore
September 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
September 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Me watching white people crash out…
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"... We have a man performing the ARNR, all risk no reward... Do not try this at home, this is a professional White Person..."
September 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What in the audacity of the caucasity. This might be the whitest thing ever.
September 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Re Watched this one yesterday
September 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
September 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"... Please don't try this at home, this is a professional White Person..."
September 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hey UCLA...
September 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
September 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM