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Jason B.
@jdb820.bsky.social
Cat Dad, Sports Fan, Professional Cynic, Transit Advocate, Xennial, anti-Republican. Nothing to write home about.

CT born, NY raised, Currently NC via DC/Boston.
Wawa Gobbler season is supposed to last until a little past New Year's, but at least in North Carolina and Virginia it's already over.

Holy Overexpansion, Batman!
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's time for the Macy's parade, so it's time to share Macy's demands to affiliates regarding what can't air in local ad spots, h/t @rustymuck.bsky.social.

It's like Macy's knew NBC daytime in the day had a laxitive/feminine product ad airing problem, IYKYK.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Today I learned that turtles can be leches too. A tale from the South Carolina Aquarium in Charleston.

#SCAquarium #CharlestonSC #CHS
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I know can sometimes be a Kamala simp when things feel low, but this is a bit much. Threads being Threads as usual.

When the US collapses, do we get to hang a banner about Hillary/Kamala being the true 45/47th Presidents a la the Expos and the "Best Record in Baseball" banner at their last game?
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have seen hell. It's name is Summerville, South Carolina.

What if we made a hybrid of Florida and Northern Virginia and nobody can drive and the planning was done by middle schoolers.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Matt just happened to fall into a game show or three with some lore (imagine if he derailed Ken early on) along the way. We'd be stuck in Mike Richards hell.

Also, I can't get over how without this swing there would've been no Quizbusters.
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
This summer, a now-former friend (mid 60s/M/LA, retired TV C-suiter) and I went to task multiple times as he had personal issues with Kamala Harris even though he grew up in NYC and knew "Captain Von Shitz a Lot" was worse.

This is gaslight, right? Or will the real Kamala Harris please stand up?
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nowhere near sub-1% but Blue Jays legend Danny Ainge!
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Remember when the #Canes couldn't sell their souls and mortgage their kidneys for a PPG?

Times have certainly changed!
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If Connecticut is such a utopia, why did the Whalers leave? Why are they constantly trolling New York on pizza and Massachusetts on basketball?

Heck, if Connecticut is a utopia, why haven't we seen a parade of people move there? I love Connecticut but it is it's own worst enemy.
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Another relic found!

The 2022 NCBE Judicial Voter Guide. Not a peep from the Dem candidates for SCONC to vote for them in order to keep a Dem majority. You wouldn't see that today. #NorthCarolina #NCpol
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Help me. I can't get off of that God forsaken cesspit.

Tell me you're a troll who knows nothing about politics without saying so. I doubt you've ever set foot in North Carolina, even for a layover in Charlotte.

This is at least the FIFTH right winger with such a take. #NCPol Threads is hopeless.
October 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Let me get this straight.
The NCGA is 71R-49D.
The NC Senate is 30R-20D.
The SCONC is 5R-2D.
The Council of State is split but the Auditor became a Shadow Governor out of spite.

But Democrats run North Carolina because the Governor is a Democrat.

Make this make sense. #NCpol
October 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Going to leave this here for the Boston sports fans because more and more it seems true.

#NewEngland #Patriots #BostonBruins #JerodMayo #MarcoSturm
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tonight on "Ish Threads Says."

Why is it that everyone I know who is actually in New York – from Mid-Island to the Capital Region to Jamestown – lowkey miserable?

Why is it that I can't stand NYS Democrats, especially back in the 2000s, just slightly less than NC Republicans?
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We have entered nostalgia for 2010. The same 2010 in which Democrats, in a Census/redistricting year, fell asleep at the wheel, crashed the car, and gave the insurance money to the Republicans.

I miss 2010 too but, remember, Democrats sat on their hands post-ACA.
October 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Let's do that Bluesky-avoidant Canes hockey for another year! The view for this season.

#NHL #CarolinaHurricanes #LetsGoCanes #HockeyBluesky #CanesBluesky #CarolinaCulture #Raleigh #NorthCarolina #LenovoCenter
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Well, at least if the Mets choke and fall short, I'll at least get something for it.

Welcome to Reverse Jinx Betting.
September 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We have reached the point where quality of life hinges on...who owns media outlets.

Just don't look at Bristol County. We beg you. And maybe the Berkshires too.

(Does this mean Alaska, the only state without coverage from Sinclair or Nexstar, has the highest quality of life?)
September 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That recovering news anchor was Nancy Cozean, formerly of WAST/WNYT Albany & WTZA in the Hudson Valley, later mayor of Poughkeepsie, NY.

Nancy Cozean is the only former co-anchor of Ed Dague (the guy on the left) to win an election, unlike some crazy lady from Arizona.
September 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Behold, the social media post that might have broken @chrismurphyct.bsky.social.

For those not familiar with Connecticut, Dennis House is arguably the most liked living person in the state who hasnt coached UConn basketball. That his post name checked Nexstar says a ton.
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I would like to thank XCancel for me being able to get this post as OP is not here and @ctdem.bsky.social stubbornly stays there.

Behold, the 2024 North Carolina state elections had the 2022 maps remained. The total lethargy of the NC Dems in 2022 screwed them for the rest of the decade. #NCPol
September 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It seems like the Mets will never learn. Please win before I have to dip into my own money instead of me milking No Sweats.
September 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
For one last time this year, @durhambulls.bsky.social baseball. And 14 years after eating tickets after an aborted trip to the 757, finally marking the Norfolk Tides off the list.
September 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
September 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM