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Jed Whitaker
@jed05.bsky.social
Working class humanist. Day job in (not game) dev, mostly dealing with UX. Sometimes games critic/partnered streamer @Jed05 http://Twitch.tv/Jed05 email: [email protected]
Stranger Things should have ended with season 4 as far as I’m concerned. You can just tell they are retreading water. Half the plot only moves along because multiple characters have psychic visions or make irrational spur of the moment choices.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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My game is for SILENT HILL and SIGNALIS FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for SILENT HILL and SIGNALIS FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for SILENT HILL and SIGNALIS FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for SILENT HILL and SIGNALIS FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Stranger Things season 5 is kinda bad so far. Like they didn’t just have to do cringe bad ‘80s TV and movies, but so far that is all they have done.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Stranger Things ending prediction: 11 opens up a portal that sucks in the gang and Vecna. They fall from the sky only to be greeted by the new king, Bran Stark.

And thus the Fortnitification of TV begins.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Two weeks to Angeline Era releasing! Been nervous about the release but very happy that testers are enjoying searching for levels across its overworlds, as well as the bumpslash combat and story!

store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Daisy’s trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee has an eyeball on the back of her head underneath her hair you can see by clipping the camera though.

She has 10 eyes on hear head total: www.reddit.com/r/SSBM/comme...
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I used to be #2 in FEAR for Xbox 360, and I’d play with #1. Then Gears of War came out and he cheated to win a guitar signed by all the developers.

Honestly, he was a pretty chill guy.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Aesthetic. #Cats #Cat
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Back in my day AI meant enemies reacting to the player.
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So I don’t see anyone reporting about it but the woman Trump called “piggy” is like not fat at all.

Donald Trump is a fat morbidly obese fuck with a small dick, however.
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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you know it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
You can watch.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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FILE THAT SHIT. ALL MY HOMIES FILE CLASS ACTION CLAIMS AGAINST THE PLAGIARISM MACHINE.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Game Awards GOTY 2025:

White people and Donkey Kong (also white)
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m not saying people should take submarine sandwiches to the Game Awards, but they are legally throwable.
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Trading cards are physical NFTs and are also not great for trees. Fun fact.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Black Friday sales now year round all day every day. Buy Buy BUY!!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.
The full count as of today:

YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
First she made Marvel good, and now she gets to make Mario good?
Roslina Voiced by Brie Larson.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Development has gone SO WELL, we are actually bumping the release date to NOVEMBER 27th!

Thats right, 2 weeks earlier then planned!

All Assets Done, all major bugs squashed, all business taken care of. This Thanks Giving you can rumble in the Rings of Hell!

See you on NOVEMBER 27th!
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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They made a whole ass table for games getting free updates and since then we only got ONE free upgrade with Splatoon 3 in the same month these dropped and NOTHING ELSE 💀💀💀
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Hey, synesthesia hits us all in different ways. We hear colors, you see 🍑. 😜💜
If I were lumines I would not have a title that looks like it says arse, on a logo that looks like an arse, positioned over an arse
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM