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I’m just here to laugh and kill time. #GoBirds🦅

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This lawyer just said in this meeting I’m in that the president won’t regulate AI because it stunts growth in the industry🫠
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I would never recommend this book to anyone. I am honestly sitting here wondering if everything at home is okay for the author🫠
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I didn’t spend a dime on Black Friday and I’m not doing so today, but my gosh these “deals” aren’t rly deals at all 😵‍💫
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I absolutely love this for her🥰
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I have questions.
somebody put in 5 tampons to hold her period while she had sex😭 she got 3 out

she called friends to help get them out, the friends pulled out 3

she still went into toxic shock because there was one more in there. she had SEVEN tampons in her cooch!!!!!! put her life at risk for whyyy
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’ve been on my feet since 5:50am and I am just now resting. I am done for the day🥲🙂
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Insulting me because I’m uncomfortable giving out my number is absolutely not how you’re going to get my number. No simply means no.
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Or what?
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Report report report.
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving

NO!

So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF

And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids

BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Seeing how yt folks “season” their Turkey is so interesting to me. I’ve come across about 8 different videos and each one these folks only used salt, pepper, and some melted butter
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Never in my life have I ever even considered that my fruits and vegetables were not safe to eat until now 🤦🏾‍♀️
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I collect Scorpios like infinity stones 🫠
Which zodiac sign(s) have you attracted the most?

Me: Gemini, Virgo, Aries, Sagiterrorist 😒
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I got the same score. This why I say if there’s a zombie apocalypse, I want to be the very first person in the opening scene to kick the bucket💀
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Mines is so fitting that I let out a laugh 😅
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Amazon is one that really needs it
A lot of companies need the Targét treatment. I hope people are taking this blackout (and beyond) seriously.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ohhhhh the files dropped?
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Everything. I’m making the turkey, ham, Mac and cheese, collard greens, corn bread, candied yams and stuffing💀😭
Have yall been assigned y’all meals to make for Thanksgiving yet? ..

I got pasta salad and the lamb shoulders 😎
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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At the VERY LEAST what Marjorie Taylor Green has said about Jewish and Black people can never ever be forgiven. Ever.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I do find some peace in the fact that they were so racist that Epstein did not traffic black children. Thank God for that.
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Either those files have been scrubbed or Trump just has zero fucks to give and is ready to go absolutely nuclear on the political landscape 💀
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Water bending. I want an adult version where they rly go all out with it.
5. What is your favorite bending style in ATLA?
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I need to figure out how to train my dogs to kill spiders. They gotta start contributing somehow.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Living alone is great until there’s a monster spider in my house 🫠
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I just love elephants so much. Their intelligence and their love for their families is so amazing
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM