Al Gore Rhythm
@thestatement.bsky.social
D[M]VNJ
36 year old married engineer that's better at BBQ and Gaming than Golf.
Looking for plant advice, golf swings, smokers and gamer friends.
PSN/Xbox/Steam = S2N336
#BlackEngineers
#BlackGamers
#BlackGolf
I'm joking, Damn.
36 year old married engineer that's better at BBQ and Gaming than Golf.
Looking for plant advice, golf swings, smokers and gamer friends.
PSN/Xbox/Steam = S2N336
#BlackEngineers
#BlackGamers
#BlackGolf
I'm joking, Damn.
Pinned
I know everyone has the magic solution looking outside in, which I appreciate but when you don't have all the facts, which I don't, and runaways and self harm are potential aspects I think you should proceed with caution.
Which I know, seems like an excuse
Which I know, seems like an excuse
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I know everyone has the magic solution looking outside in, which I appreciate but when you don't have all the facts, which I don't, and runaways and self harm are potential aspects I think you should proceed with caution.
Which I know, seems like an excuse
Which I know, seems like an excuse
I'm seeing either kill the nigga, invite them both over to prevent further isolation (which I don't agree with cause 1 night at my house isn't going to change anything) or call the cops which y'all right should have been done
Let me go find out how old this man actually is
Let me go find out how old this man actually is
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm seeing either kill the nigga, invite them both over to prevent further isolation (which I don't agree with cause 1 night at my house isn't going to change anything) or call the cops which y'all right should have been done
Let me go find out how old this man actually is
Let me go find out how old this man actually is
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
They about to migrate the government from Microsoft Office to Google Docs in January.
Shit show incoming.
Shit show incoming.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
They about to migrate the government from Microsoft Office to Google Docs in January.
Shit show incoming.
Shit show incoming.
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Campbell's Foods owns Rao’s, Prego, Angelos, Swanson, Lance, Snyders, Peppridge Farms, Archway, etc.
Wow.
Wow.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Campbell's Foods owns Rao’s, Prego, Angelos, Swanson, Lance, Snyders, Peppridge Farms, Archway, etc.
Wow.
Wow.
"We have s**t for f***king poor people. Who buys our s**t? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the f**‘s in it."
It's the quiet part outloud but it's so jarring to know that companies know they're selling us poison and they're still in business
It's the quiet part outloud but it's so jarring to know that companies know they're selling us poison and they're still in business
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Lawsuit alleges Campbell’s fired worker who reported a VP’s recorded rant belittling customers and making discriminatory remarks.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"We have s**t for f***king poor people. Who buys our s**t? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the f**‘s in it."
It's the quiet part outloud but it's so jarring to know that companies know they're selling us poison and they're still in business
It's the quiet part outloud but it's so jarring to know that companies know they're selling us poison and they're still in business
If you have the chance to do the Jameson tour in Ireland, absolutely do it.
And buy the special cask tasting, so cool.
And buy the special cask tasting, so cool.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If you have the chance to do the Jameson tour in Ireland, absolutely do it.
And buy the special cask tasting, so cool.
And buy the special cask tasting, so cool.
Copped this at the factory tour in Ireland a could years ago.
Very official.
Very official.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Copped this at the factory tour in Ireland a could years ago.
Very official.
Very official.
TO WHAT END?!
🎶To what end? 🎶
🎶To what end? 🎶
Show me the RUH-CEEPZ!
Why would Xi Jinping want to flood *my* basement and rust *my* BowFlex?!
Why would Xi Jinping want to flood *my* basement and rust *my* BowFlex?!
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
TO WHAT END?!
🎶To what end? 🎶
🎶To what end? 🎶
The first ever pizza was prolly trash
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The first ever pizza was prolly trash
Maybe it's from my extensive strip club experience in my former life, but women's "trying to sell you something" flirting be too obvious.
"I'm guessing you're 25?"
Ma'am you see these grey hairs in my beard, get outta here with all that
"I'm guessing you're 25?"
Ma'am you see these grey hairs in my beard, get outta here with all that
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Maybe it's from my extensive strip club experience in my former life, but women's "trying to sell you something" flirting be too obvious.
"I'm guessing you're 25?"
Ma'am you see these grey hairs in my beard, get outta here with all that
"I'm guessing you're 25?"
Ma'am you see these grey hairs in my beard, get outta here with all that
The fact that the proteins are the cheapest part of Thanksgiving is crazy
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The fact that the proteins are the cheapest part of Thanksgiving is crazy
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It’s not healthy? As in candy or as in asbestos?????
Please don’t lecture me about how canned cranberry sauce isn’t healthy. Okay so I die Tuesday, instead of Wednesday…who gives a shit? 😂
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It’s not healthy? As in candy or as in asbestos?????
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My LA Fitness is in the middle of PG County.
I got a new basketball for Christmas.
Walked in the gym and saw a young nigga windmill on a fast break.
Threw that jawn to the back of my closet when I got home.
I got a new basketball for Christmas.
Walked in the gym and saw a young nigga windmill on a fast break.
Threw that jawn to the back of my closet when I got home.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My LA Fitness is in the middle of PG County.
I got a new basketball for Christmas.
Walked in the gym and saw a young nigga windmill on a fast break.
Threw that jawn to the back of my closet when I got home.
I got a new basketball for Christmas.
Walked in the gym and saw a young nigga windmill on a fast break.
Threw that jawn to the back of my closet when I got home.
Exactly why I started playing golf
All I know is them emergency contacts better be in order if you 35 & up tryna run pick-up basketball games
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Exactly why I started playing golf
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I'm 52. Soon as I go up for a rebound......
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm 52. Soon as I go up for a rebound......
Them leftovers are mine soon as they hit the fridge
Men plotting on your leftovers starts so young. This boy been plotting on the other half of my steak and cheese since we left the restaurant yesterday.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Them leftovers are mine soon as they hit the fridge
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Plotting on the food after you hear “can I get a to go box?” >>>>>>>>>>
Men plotting on your leftovers starts so young. This boy been plotting on the other half of my steak and cheese since we left the restaurant yesterday.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Plotting on the food after you hear “can I get a to go box?” >>>>>>>>>>
What in the hell
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What in the hell
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Bitch what the fuck?!
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bitch what the fuck?!
If you get dunked on at the BlackSky Hoops tourney, you gotta delete your account
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you get dunked on at the BlackSky Hoops tourney, you gotta delete your account