Jeff Abbott
@jeffabbott.bsky.social
NYT bestselling author. Out 7/7/26: JANUARY AND JULY, a thriller. Summer Reading Picks by GOOD MORNING AMERICA, THE TODAY SHOW, O MAGAZINE, & USA TODAY. #1 Audible best-seller. Husband, father, Rice Owl, Arsenal, New Orleans Saints. Episcopalian.
The scariest movie villain of my early childhood
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The scariest movie villain of my early childhood
writing, reading, watching movies
all under blanket and with napping corgi as footwarmer
all under blanket and with napping corgi as footwarmer
January 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
writing, reading, watching movies
all under blanket and with napping corgi as footwarmer
all under blanket and with napping corgi as footwarmer
they'll be a ranting social media post about the singing being a sign of paid protestors
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
they'll be a ranting social media post about the singing being a sign of paid protestors
you win. you absolutely win.
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 PM
you win. you absolutely win.
my mom used to claim she would forgive but never forget
and i said then you really haven't forgiven, have you, you're still nursing that grievance and i won't forget it
and i said then you really haven't forgiven, have you, you're still nursing that grievance and i won't forget it
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 PM
my mom used to claim she would forgive but never forget
and i said then you really haven't forgiven, have you, you're still nursing that grievance and i won't forget it
and i said then you really haven't forgiven, have you, you're still nursing that grievance and i won't forget it
ahhhhh!
years ago as a Gulf Coast boy I moved to Omaha in January (for one year) and my first week there the wind chill was -20 and that about undid me
years ago as a Gulf Coast boy I moved to Omaha in January (for one year) and my first week there the wind chill was -20 and that about undid me
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
ahhhhh!
years ago as a Gulf Coast boy I moved to Omaha in January (for one year) and my first week there the wind chill was -20 and that about undid me
years ago as a Gulf Coast boy I moved to Omaha in January (for one year) and my first week there the wind chill was -20 and that about undid me
wait is this wind chill or temperature BEFORE wind chill
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
wait is this wind chill or temperature BEFORE wind chill
don't threaten us with a good time
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
don't threaten us with a good time
leftover PTSD from the 2021 storms
January 23, 2026 at 2:19 PM
leftover PTSD from the 2021 storms
i got teary, even with my lump-of-coal heart
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
i got teary, even with my lump-of-coal heart
this will be the best thing i read here all day. thank you for sharing it
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
this will be the best thing i read here all day. thank you for sharing it
this was a beautiful thread/account, thank you for your kindness and your compassion
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
this was a beautiful thread/account, thank you for your kindness and your compassion
is he talking AI? b/c no jury will convict
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 AM
is he talking AI? b/c no jury will convict
'you have a lot of growing up to do' -- Andy Levy
(ps: don't feel bad, it's a funny story)
(ps: don't feel bad, it's a funny story)
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 AM
'you have a lot of growing up to do' -- Andy Levy
(ps: don't feel bad, it's a funny story)
(ps: don't feel bad, it's a funny story)
I understand totally. i think i would just end up in fights with people who knew people i went to high school with (in Dallas)
not making room for people like that in my life or my time or my planner :-)
not making room for people like that in my life or my time or my planner :-)
January 23, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I understand totally. i think i would just end up in fights with people who knew people i went to high school with (in Dallas)
not making room for people like that in my life or my time or my planner :-)
not making room for people like that in my life or my time or my planner :-)
this is why i don't talk politics or current events on facebook, at all b/c there it's a waste of time
here it's at least a more normal discussion
here it's at least a more normal discussion
January 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
this is why i don't talk politics or current events on facebook, at all b/c there it's a waste of time
here it's at least a more normal discussion
here it's at least a more normal discussion
they just have to be constantly mad, it's exhausting
January 22, 2026 at 11:12 PM
they just have to be constantly mad, it's exhausting
good lord it's a wink at the character's hero name, does he not get that?
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
good lord it's a wink at the character's hero name, does he not get that?