Jeff Eppenbach
@jeffeppenbach.bsky.social
Just got my invite after a jillion months on the wait list. Gimme a minute to put something here.
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Step one: declare a problem exists, when it does not.
Step two: do a flashy thing that does nothing, and likely is harmful.
Step three: declare that you have solved the problem that never existed in the first place, and use its nonexistence to prove you fixed it.
Step two: do a flashy thing that does nothing, and likely is harmful.
Step three: declare that you have solved the problem that never existed in the first place, and use its nonexistence to prove you fixed it.
Many men were there to stay.
June 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Many men were there to stay.
May 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I would hate to see this reposted…
February 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I would hate to see this reposted…
If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.
SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings
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February 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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!!Merry December!!
It's time for Bluesky exclusive SFW Sporty Yeen Dakimakura giveaway!
Badass yeen needs someone to cuddle with 👀
How to enter:
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Giveaway ends on 22nd of Dec
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It's time for Bluesky exclusive SFW Sporty Yeen Dakimakura giveaway!
Badass yeen needs someone to cuddle with 👀
How to enter:
Follow @bossmonstalv.bsky.social and
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Giveaway ends on 22nd of Dec
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December 1, 2024 at 9:31 AM
!!Merry December!!
It's time for Bluesky exclusive SFW Sporty Yeen Dakimakura giveaway!
Badass yeen needs someone to cuddle with 👀
How to enter:
Follow @bossmonstalv.bsky.social and
@teranensfw.bsky.social
SHARE this post.
Giveaway ends on 22nd of Dec
Ship from US
It's time for Bluesky exclusive SFW Sporty Yeen Dakimakura giveaway!
Badass yeen needs someone to cuddle with 👀
How to enter:
Follow @bossmonstalv.bsky.social and
@teranensfw.bsky.social
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Giveaway ends on 22nd of Dec
Ship from US
@devilspanties.bsky.social
The new Devil's Panties is here! The new Devil's Panties is here!
I've been DP'ed again.
The new Devil's Panties is here! The new Devil's Panties is here!
I've been DP'ed again.
September 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
@devilspanties.bsky.social
The new Devil's Panties is here! The new Devil's Panties is here!
I've been DP'ed again.
The new Devil's Panties is here! The new Devil's Panties is here!
I've been DP'ed again.
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With all the comic news yesterday I feel like this got ignored. Larry Hama has been struggling with medical problems and, from what I’ve gathered, still really depends on gigs to survive financially. His ability to draw is being taken away. He’s a living legend and badass. Deserves better.
July 11, 2024 at 1:53 PM
With all the comic news yesterday I feel like this got ignored. Larry Hama has been struggling with medical problems and, from what I’ve gathered, still really depends on gigs to survive financially. His ability to draw is being taken away. He’s a living legend and badass. Deserves better.
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Tech bros have an uncanny ability to learn the wrong lesson in every situation
May 2, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Tech bros have an uncanny ability to learn the wrong lesson in every situation
Reposted by Jeff Eppenbach
It's a DORK TOWER THURSDAY! New strip up now, at the Mothership:
dorktower.com/2024/03/20/1...
Reblog/Retweet/Repost/Repeat, thank you so much!!!
dorktower.com/2024/03/20/1...
Reblog/Retweet/Repost/Repeat, thank you so much!!!
March 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
It's a DORK TOWER THURSDAY! New strip up now, at the Mothership:
dorktower.com/2024/03/20/1...
Reblog/Retweet/Repost/Repeat, thank you so much!!!
dorktower.com/2024/03/20/1...
Reblog/Retweet/Repost/Repeat, thank you so much!!!
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Only 19 hours left to help fund the 3rd year of the SF&F online magazine ZNB Presents from Zombies Need Brains! If we don't make our goal the magazine will close down in July. BACK NOW at www.kickstarter.com/projects/znb... and keep this fledgling magazine alive!
#readingcommunity #fantasy #scifi
#readingcommunity #fantasy #scifi
February 29, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Only 19 hours left to help fund the 3rd year of the SF&F online magazine ZNB Presents from Zombies Need Brains! If we don't make our goal the magazine will close down in July. BACK NOW at www.kickstarter.com/projects/znb... and keep this fledgling magazine alive!
#readingcommunity #fantasy #scifi
#readingcommunity #fantasy #scifi
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You love great #SFF & great SFF art. You support writer-owned small presses like @joshuapalmatier.bsky.social’s Zombies Need Brains. ZNB PRESENTS 3 will be all these things, but only if you support the #kickstarter NOW. Less than 3 days left. Pledge today! www.kickstarter.com/projects/znb...
February 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
You love great #SFF & great SFF art. You support writer-owned small presses like @joshuapalmatier.bsky.social’s Zombies Need Brains. ZNB PRESENTS 3 will be all these things, but only if you support the #kickstarter NOW. Less than 3 days left. Pledge today! www.kickstarter.com/projects/znb...
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The countdown has begun! Only 62 hours left in the ZNB Presents: Year THREE #sff #online #magazine Kickstarter from Zombies Need Brains! We're going to need a miracle to hit our $15K goal...and you could be part of that miracle! BACK NOW at www.kickstarter.com/projects/znb...
#readingcommunity
#readingcommunity
February 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
The countdown has begun! Only 62 hours left in the ZNB Presents: Year THREE #sff #online #magazine Kickstarter from Zombies Need Brains! We're going to need a miracle to hit our $15K goal...and you could be part of that miracle! BACK NOW at www.kickstarter.com/projects/znb...
#readingcommunity
#readingcommunity
Well, just blocked my first krypto-bro spam follow. It was bound to happen.
January 7, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Well, just blocked my first krypto-bro spam follow. It was bound to happen.
Well, it's over two hours to midnight, and they've already started the artillery barrage. Any excuse to shoot your gun indiscriminately. Or who's ever gun they have.
January 1, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Well, it's over two hours to midnight, and they've already started the artillery barrage. Any excuse to shoot your gun indiscriminately. Or who's ever gun they have.