Jeff Moen
@jeffmoen.bsky.social
dog guy, long-suffering Mariners fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)
It's sunny and there's no mail today which means we can have the living room blinds open all day, in other words, Toby is absolutely thriving
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It's sunny and there's no mail today which means we can have the living room blinds open all day, in other words, Toby is absolutely thriving
Aside from all the other things he gets wrong here, "Scotts" is the maker of Turf Builder
![extremely dumb and racist Elon Musk tweet:
"For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture.
Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"!
American culture, with its English-Scotts[sic]-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for.
Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here."
[a bunch of American flag emojis]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bxvcbbzlykvqd463tueoviyf/bafkreifx6d5txpzw5lvoj3q72fhummqjfcxstljrtbtcglkuog22q2einy@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Aside from all the other things he gets wrong here, "Scotts" is the maker of Turf Builder
Forgot to post this earlier but guess who spent the rest of the afternoon relaxing after we got back from our walk
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Forgot to post this earlier but guess who spent the rest of the afternoon relaxing after we got back from our walk
In addition to it being Valentine's Day, it is also my grandma's birthday, she would have been 109 today ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
In addition to it being Valentine's Day, it is also my grandma's birthday, she would have been 109 today ❤️
The Lloyd Noble Center after the game
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The Lloyd Noble Center after the game
Toby: (insists that he wants to go for a walk)
5 minutes later:
5 minutes later:
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Toby: (insists that he wants to go for a walk)
5 minutes later:
5 minutes later:
In case anyone was worried that I've only eaten chocolate this week
February 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
In case anyone was worried that I've only eaten chocolate this week
The more I think about it this might be my favorite bit
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The more I think about it this might be my favorite bit
The 17-piece Russell Stover box I bought for myself 4 whole days ago sadly did not make it to Valentine's Day, but luckily my mom had this waiting for me when I stopped by this morning
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The 17-piece Russell Stover box I bought for myself 4 whole days ago sadly did not make it to Valentine's Day, but luckily my mom had this waiting for me when I stopped by this morning
Probably more like 80 times
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Probably more like 80 times
Toby says good evening
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Toby says good evening
My brother's wedding was a small affair in my parents' backyard, and my mom bought a big tray of cocktail shrimp and then forgot to put it out. She discovered this when she opened the fridge later that night and I was able to proudly say this exact Homer Simpson line:
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
My brother's wedding was a small affair in my parents' backyard, and my mom bought a big tray of cocktail shrimp and then forgot to put it out. She discovered this when she opened the fridge later that night and I was able to proudly say this exact Homer Simpson line:
Everything else about this / Dessert: Included
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Everything else about this / Dessert: Included
Time is a flat circle, etc
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Time is a flat circle, etc
Look, pal, I didn't want to get out of bed either
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Look, pal, I didn't want to get out of bed either
Oh I bet there's more
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Oh I bet there's more
I know Psych was filmed in and around Vancouver despite being set in Santa Barbara (although this episode actually does take place in Vancouver) so why is there a big map of *Seattle* on the wall?
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I know Psych was filmed in and around Vancouver despite being set in Santa Barbara (although this episode actually does take place in Vancouver) so why is there a big map of *Seattle* on the wall?
How it's going, part deux
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
How it's going, part deux
File photo of Pam Bondi and her lawyer
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
File photo of Pam Bondi and her lawyer
How today started / how it's going
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
How today started / how it's going