Jeff Moen
@jeffmoen.bsky.social
dog guy, long-suffering Mariners fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)
My mom texted me after I got home to say she thought the cheesecake wasn't quite sweet enough, I told her I thought it was the perfect amount of sweet, so now she thinks it may have just been because she ate ice cream first
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
My mom texted me after I got home to say she thought the cheesecake wasn't quite sweet enough, I told her I thought it was the perfect amount of sweet, so now she thinks it may have just been because she ate ice cream first
Lol we had Ben & Jerry's ice cream and my mom got me a Ben & Jerry's puzzle, talk about synergy
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Lol we had Ben & Jerry's ice cream and my mom got me a Ben & Jerry's puzzle, talk about synergy
🎶 They say it's my birthday 🎶
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
🎶 They say it's my birthday 🎶
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
history & sociology of rock and roll
apocalyptic themes in literature
the Civil War and Reconstruction
Shakespeare
history of photography
history & sociology of rock and roll
apocalyptic themes in literature
the Civil War and Reconstruction
Shakespeare
history of photography
never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
children’s literature
the contemporary south
film studies
oral communications - french
fundamentals of acting - theatre
children’s literature
the contemporary south
film studies
oral communications - french
fundamentals of acting - theatre
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Quantum mechanics
Alternative traditions in film
Viticulture and enology
French women writers
Native American history since 1885
Quantum mechanics
Alternative traditions in film
Viticulture and enology
French women writers
Native American history since 1885
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
history & sociology of rock and roll
apocalyptic themes in literature
the Civil War and Reconstruction
Shakespeare
history of photography
history & sociology of rock and roll
apocalyptic themes in literature
the Civil War and Reconstruction
Shakespeare
history of photography
As someone who as of today is also 41 years old, I support this
Bengals QB Joe Flacco, 41, earns 1st Pro Bowl Games nod
Bengals QB Joe Flacco was named as an AFC quarterback in this year's Pro Bowl Games, the team announced Friday. It's the first time in Flacco's 18-year career that he has been named a Pro Bowler.
www.espn.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
As someone who as of today is also 41 years old, I support this
Tonight's forecast: a freeze (of government support for ICE) is coming
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Tonight's forecast: a freeze (of government support for ICE) is coming
This is 41 (apparently)
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This is 41 (apparently)
(The Office banner voice)
It is my birthday
It is my birthday
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
(The Office banner voice)
It is my birthday
It is my birthday
Who's a comfy boy? (a rhetorical question)
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Who's a comfy boy? (a rhetorical question)
Turns out the Patriots aren't the only number two to make it to the Super Bowl
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Turns out the Patriots aren't the only number two to make it to the Super Bowl
Should have picked the throwbacks
January 29, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Should have picked the throwbacks
Desperate tines call for desperate measures
Man posing as FBI agent tries to free Luigi Mangione from jail with a fork, officials say https://gothamist.com/news/man-posing-as-fbi-agent-tries-to-free-luigi-mangione-from-jail-with-a-fork-officials-say
Man posing as FBI agent tries to free Luigi Mangione from jail with a fork, officials say
Supporters of Luigi Mangione wait in line to enter Manhattan Federal Court on January 09, 2026 in New York City.
The man showed up to the Metropolitan Detention Center with a barbecue fork and pizza cutter, court records said. [ more › ]
gothamist.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Desperate tines call for desperate measures
Toby finds it unacceptable that I am in a meeting right now (and he is, of course, correct)
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Toby finds it unacceptable that I am in a meeting right now (and he is, of course, correct)
Tomorrow is my birthday and it just occurred to me that the last time I had a birthday right before the Seahawks played in the Super Bowl, I turned 30.
How can this be?
How can this be?
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Tomorrow is my birthday and it just occurred to me that the last time I had a birthday right before the Seahawks played in the Super Bowl, I turned 30.
How can this be?
How can this be?
Russell Wilson losing is really just another kind of cooking fail
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Russell Wilson losing is really just another kind of cooking fail
Reposted by Jeff Moen
The Departed (Scorsese, 2006)
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The Departed (Scorsese, 2006)
Always loved reading his stuff, RIP
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Always loved reading his stuff, RIP
Reposted by Jeff Moen
I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.
Considering it costs $1 million, I guess you could call this The Cash Minajerie
Nicki Minaj has received Donald Trump’s Gold Card, which grants her U.S. residency.
January 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Considering it costs $1 million, I guess you could call this The Cash Minajerie
I think she might have been a racist
January 28, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I think she might have been a racist
My coworker is alert and focused today, so that makes one of us
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
My coworker is alert and focused today, so that makes one of us
Nothing but respect for my president, etc.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Nothing but respect for my president, etc.
Gotta do whatever it takes to get your booty sleep
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Gotta do whatever it takes to get your booty sleep