Jeff Moen
@jeffmoen.bsky.social
dog dad to Toby, dog brother to Penny, Mariners fan, gardening enthusiast, occasional woodworker, engineer by trade (not the tech kind), aspiring mystery novelist, posting at you live from beautiful Wallingford
Seems more like something that would happen to a tight end
"I get sacked, and my butt comes out. I feel a draft, and it's freezing cold." #NFL
Jake Delhomme shares story on time his 'ass is hanging out' during NFL game
Former Carolina Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme shared a hilarious story on the time his butt was exposed during an NFL game.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Seems more like something that would happen to a tight end
You'll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You'll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
(my future father-in-law insisting that I agree with all of his pie opinions if I want to marry into the family):
Do you want to be in our little circle of crust or not?
Do you want to be in our little circle of crust or not?
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
(my future father-in-law insisting that I agree with all of his pie opinions if I want to marry into the family):
Do you want to be in our little circle of crust or not?
Do you want to be in our little circle of crust or not?
Idk why he looks so concerned, we're not going to be doing anything the rest of the afternoon except napping
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Idk why he looks so concerned, we're not going to be doing anything the rest of the afternoon except napping
This makes sense, a lot of places are going Kashless these days
BREAKING MS NOW:
Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated, according to three people with knowledge of the situation.
Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated, according to three people with knowledge of the situation.
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This makes sense, a lot of places are going Kashless these days
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love
Cinco de Loko
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Cinco de Loko
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For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For one moment, all was right with the world.
Every time my mom agonized about how much food to prepare not knowing if my dad's brother and my cousins were going to show up despite not being invited. There wasn't really a grudge per se, but he would go months without communicating with my dad whatsoever and then randomly show up on holidays
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Every time my mom agonized about how much food to prepare not knowing if my dad's brother and my cousins were going to show up despite not being invited. There wasn't really a grudge per se, but he would go months without communicating with my dad whatsoever and then randomly show up on holidays
1 down, 2 to go
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
1 down, 2 to go
Marriage
Friends
Butter
🤔
Friends
Butter
🤔
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Marriage
Friends
Butter
🤔
Friends
Butter
🤔
The Soup Nuzzi, is that anything?
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Soup Nuzzi, is that anything?
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He'll get canned pretty soon, I bet.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
He'll get canned pretty soon, I bet.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
One time when I lived like 10 blocks from the Greenwood Fred Meyer, the Soup Nazi actor was doing an appearance there to promote his own soup line, and I wanted to go but, just like Homer trying to meet Mr. T, I kept saying "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later," and then never made it
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
One time when I lived like 10 blocks from the Greenwood Fred Meyer, the Soup Nazi actor was doing an appearance there to promote his own soup line, and I wanted to go but, just like Homer trying to meet Mr. T, I kept saying "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later," and then never made it
If only there was a pop culture reference for a soup purveyor who is highly disdainful of his own customers
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If only there was a pop culture reference for a soup purveyor who is highly disdainful of his own customers
We've never had ham, green bean casserole, or mac and cheese for Thanksgiving, so I will eliminate those 3 and replace them with candied sweet potatoes and (my favorite) a bowl of plain black olives, which I usually eat about half of while helping my mom cook
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We've never had ham, green bean casserole, or mac and cheese for Thanksgiving, so I will eliminate those 3 and replace them with candied sweet potatoes and (my favorite) a bowl of plain black olives, which I usually eat about half of while helping my mom cook
My controversial Star Wars opinion is that it's my least favorite Wilco album
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My controversial Star Wars opinion is that it's my least favorite Wilco album
Concepts of a plan, emphasis on the con
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Concepts of a plan, emphasis on the con
Yeah it's pretty hard to believe that DeBoer would leave a job after just two years
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yeah it's pretty hard to believe that DeBoer would leave a job after just two years
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Michael Sleighton
If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Michael Sleighton
When you realize that it is only a 3 day week
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When you realize that it is only a 3 day week
Bone to pic?
Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bone to pic?
If the Raiders didn't want to bet big and lose, maybe they shouldn't have moved to Vegas
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If the Raiders didn't want to bet big and lose, maybe they shouldn't have moved to Vegas