Nemo.
@sirnemo.bsky.social
Cascadia resident. Mayor of Hobbiton. Fan of books, sports, movies, music, and good coffee. Personal sports obsessions: the Ducks (quack), Liverpool FC, Niners, Trail Blazers, Avalanche, and the Yankees. Fuck ICE. Cymru am byth. YNWA. 🦆🏴
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
I hate to be the "if Harris had done this..." guy, but what do you think the ballpark figure is on the number of weeks Fox News would've spent on it? 10 weeks? 37? I think as high as 40 weeks.
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I hate to be the "if Harris had done this..." guy, but what do you think the ballpark figure is on the number of weeks Fox News would've spent on it? 10 weeks? 37? I think as high as 40 weeks.
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literally impeach her just for this
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
literally impeach her just for this
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Philadelphia isn’t real
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Philadelphia isn’t real
1. The Black Death (still a fucking walking encyclopedia on it)
2. Mount St. Helens (I am from The PNW)
3. Battle of the Somme (I was a strange child)
2. Mount St. Helens (I am from The PNW)
3. Battle of the Somme (I was a strange child)
Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
1. The Black Death (still a fucking walking encyclopedia on it)
2. Mount St. Helens (I am from The PNW)
3. Battle of the Somme (I was a strange child)
2. Mount St. Helens (I am from The PNW)
3. Battle of the Somme (I was a strange child)
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Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
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![@CornOnTheGoblin Jan 13
[song ends at the bar and everyone hears me yelling to my date] IT'S CALLED BUKKAKE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreihnacoapstkruarbs2s6xtzyjimyi2xvgz6apjxyzyvcykqgvfeca@jpeg)
It's been nice, not potentially getting a panic attack a few times a week. Changed the game.
(I once did 800 mg as an experiment, got freaked out that I didn't freak out. I might just be one of those tanks or something.)
(I once did 800 mg as an experiment, got freaked out that I didn't freak out. I might just be one of those tanks or something.)
after growing up in an environment where seemingly the goal of every pot brownie maker was to launch you to the moon every single night, the mainstreaming of low dose weed gummies in the 2-10MG range is probably the best thing that has ever or could ever happen to weed and "weed culture"
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
It's been nice, not potentially getting a panic attack a few times a week. Changed the game.
(I once did 800 mg as an experiment, got freaked out that I didn't freak out. I might just be one of those tanks or something.)
(I once did 800 mg as an experiment, got freaked out that I didn't freak out. I might just be one of those tanks or something.)
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surprising no one, everything and everyone associated with the LA28 scam is a total scumbag
Casey Wasserman will remain chair of the LA Olympics committee after a review of his ties to Epstein and Maxwell; multiple entertainers have left his agency (New York Times)
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February 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
surprising no one, everything and everyone associated with the LA28 scam is a total scumbag
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I’m going to win the war on protein. I eat nothing but beef tallow dipped in pork fat rolled inside a chicken stuffed in a duck. My family doesn’t talk to me anymore. I smell like a used wig from the 1700s.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I’m going to win the war on protein. I eat nothing but beef tallow dipped in pork fat rolled inside a chicken stuffed in a duck. My family doesn’t talk to me anymore. I smell like a used wig from the 1700s.
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of the likely choices available i don't see us doing much better
anybody currently raging about Newsom needs to be stopped better get on board or I might think your outrage is a tad performative
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
of the likely choices available i don't see us doing much better
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Okay but this happened in the *actual* Second World War so like
If WW2 happened today we'd be so busy arguing on the internet over whether the government was trying to control us with blackout and rations that the Germans would just roll right through us in hours
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Okay but this happened in the *actual* Second World War so like
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any conservative events that try to seem fun are just so, so sad
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
any conservative events that try to seem fun are just so, so sad
Hell yeah. A dump so good you let out a Jeezy-ish "YEAH" when it begins.
(Remember: you voluntarily follow me. That's on you.)
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I don't understand why people don't want to talk poop! A good dump is something to brag about! You've earned that!
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Hell yeah. A dump so good you let out a Jeezy-ish "YEAH" when it begins.
(Remember: you voluntarily follow me. That's on you.)
(Remember: you voluntarily follow me. That's on you.)
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easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”
“When Citizens United was decided in 2010, billionaires had spent $18 million on the 2000 election, $13M 2004 and $16M in 2008. Then came the deluge. In 2012 it was $231M, and nearly doubled again in next three election cycles —to $682M in 2016, $1.2 billion in 2020 and $2.6 billion in 2024.” Gift:
Opinion | Affordability and the ‘Epstein Class’ Will Define American Politics
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”
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heartbreaking: the worst person you know etc
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
heartbreaking: the worst person you know etc
.....actually, I feel like the gun would be more useful here, especially when the target's an out-of-shape, crying dork with a broken hand because he "embedded" a knife behind drywall.
He's like the Voyager of divorced dudes, going distances never thought possible.
He's like the Voyager of divorced dudes, going distances never thought possible.
no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
.....actually, I feel like the gun would be more useful here, especially when the target's an out-of-shape, crying dork with a broken hand because he "embedded" a knife behind drywall.
He's like the Voyager of divorced dudes, going distances never thought possible.
He's like the Voyager of divorced dudes, going distances never thought possible.
It's just not right not having Oregon State on the football schedule. At least it's technically not in fucking September now, I guess. It must be miserable outside, rain or fog or snow, for the Civil War. Nice weather is just weird.
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
It's just not right not having Oregon State on the football schedule. At least it's technically not in fucking September now, I guess. It must be miserable outside, rain or fog or snow, for the Civil War. Nice weather is just weird.
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The Pac 12 schedule. The flex dates will be non-conference conference rematches.
From the conference" The Pac-12 will retain the right to adjust matchups based on the best interests of the league, including CFB considerations"
From the conference" The Pac-12 will retain the right to adjust matchups based on the best interests of the league, including CFB considerations"
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The Pac 12 schedule. The flex dates will be non-conference conference rematches.
From the conference" The Pac-12 will retain the right to adjust matchups based on the best interests of the league, including CFB considerations"
From the conference" The Pac-12 will retain the right to adjust matchups based on the best interests of the league, including CFB considerations"
"Limited VIP tickets." Yeah, no shit, how many people could there be? Ten?
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"Limited VIP tickets." Yeah, no shit, how many people could there be? Ten?
Buck Williams should be in the NBA Hall of Fame. He is a finalist (again). I won't hear any statistical arguments, just Rule of Cool ones. Cheers, thanks.
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Buck Williams should be in the NBA Hall of Fame. He is a finalist (again). I won't hear any statistical arguments, just Rule of Cool ones. Cheers, thanks.