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Nemo. 🎃

@sirnemo.bsky.social

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Cascadia resident. Mayor of Hobbiton. Fan of books, sports, movies, music, and good coffee. Personal sports obsessions: the Ducks (quack), Liverpool FC, Niners, Trail Blazers, Avalanche, and the Yankees. Cymru am byth. YNWA. 🦆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Kevin Foster @kevinhfoster.bsky.social · 1h

The frog brigade is officially on scene at the Portland ICE facility. Despite the wet weather, spirits are very high.

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 50m

I genuinely fucking hate the Dallas Stars.

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ceej @ceej.online · Oct 10

my neighbor’s big halloween light show is so bright it’s exposing the silhouette of my penis and scrotum to my wife’s book club in the backyard

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

good news, bill belichick! your north carolina tar heels are a full game ahead of florida state in the acc standings!

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 1h

My team lost today but I wanted to join in with a hearty "Fuck Auburn." Fuck them for offering Cam Newton more money than we did.

P.S. Bo liked us better.

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 1h

Either way, it's three minutes of it, the first 30 seconds silent.

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 1h

Seriously. Nothing like it.

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 1h

I wanted to be respectful and be a good sportsman about...them, but I couldn't, so I yelled in the car instead.

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2h

I am watching the 4k feed which shows an in-stadium cam instead of commercials and this is honestly way too chaotic for just a change of possession break

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 2h

Fine, actually. It's hockey season.

Leo and BDT/Nathan Lane enjoying a few small beers

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 2h

*sad quacking noise, downright haunting, actually*

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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 2h

explaining time outs to James Franklin

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3h

Is magic bad for dog?
I'm working on slight of hand magic tricks and practice in my house a lot. Sometimes in front of dogs. Am I hurting their brains when I'm blowing their minds?
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 8h

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 3h

a man in a green jersey with the number 12 on it is talking to another man

Alt: a man in a green jersey with the number 12 on it is talking to another man

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Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 3h

I saw the lock-down pest defense of that first half against the Warriors and grew two feet. *sighs* I like defense, man.

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 3h

A match doesn't count unless me and my little brother are nearby to throw our controllers down and start fighting too.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3h

There's a new boxing league that's just hockey fights. Not sure if this is genius or missing the point of both hockey and boxing.

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 3h

Same on all of them except the Vikings. I have enough anxiety. *my 49ers fandom starts to speak up, but my glare is cold as fuck*

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 3h

today in "predicted by 30 Rock"

Edie Falco on 30 Rock:
I MISSED THE VOTE ON A BILL TO LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL WHALE TORTURE.

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 3h

I housed two fairly potent edibles and I'm watching Chaplin. Ohio State lost two games last year and won a 'ship. I'll panic when I'm dead.

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 3h

Done with work and football, going to fire up a movie instead

Poster for Chaplin's THE GOLD RUSH

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 3h

As a Good Friend myself, I hope whoever was with them said "bread between two slices of bread, soaked in coffee."

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 4h

The most Sassy's story ever.

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 4h

"ALCOFOOTBALL. B-B-REATITS. TITS. HOWAHOWA FOOLBALL."

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 4h

At .337 I feel like a sandwich would defeat me. I'd try and somehow wind up on the field, the lettuce in my hair.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4h

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.

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Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice
Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was.337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
7:14 PM • 10/11/25 • 22K Views

Nemo. 🎃 @sirnemo.bsky.social · 4h

Blaze, enjoying Portland