Nemo. 🎃
@sirnemo.bsky.social
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Cascadia resident. Mayor of Hobbiton. Fan of books, sports, movies, music, and good coffee. Personal sports obsessions: the Ducks (quack), Liverpool FC, Niners, Trail Blazers, Avalanche, and the Yankees. Cymru am byth. YNWA. 🦆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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sirnemo.bsky.social
EXACTLY. You know what really makes you crash? Coffee.
sirnemo.bsky.social
Seriously. We're on a fine timetable, and -- as I'm sure you noticed -- when we used the starters, we looked like an *intensely* annoying defensive team. Absolute culture of pests. That + Sharpe finally becoming Him = a stew, baby.
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sheriffofportland.bsky.social
I got 3 tickets to join the Third Bench in 317 available for fridays preseason game come take em.
sirnemo.bsky.social
I love Cohen, but they wanted a living songwriter.
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bencollins.bsky.social
The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.
sirnemo.bsky.social
Everyone just needs to let him get seasoned. The kid is smart. He'll figure it out.
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phillytradesman.bsky.social
Taijuan Walker is 100x the man of Kershaw, btw.
screenshot of Taijuan Walker pitching on Pride Night at CBP, in front of a rainbow Liberty Bell. He tagged it “Love Wins 🌈 Phillies Win🔔 “
sirnemo.bsky.social
Living? Probably Joni or Bob. They hold the title until they pass.
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
sirnemo.bsky.social
I used to do a whole comedy routine about Gary Potter 😂 he's an asshole and doesn't do magic and always mocks his cousin and asks about Hermoine a looooootttttt.
sirnemo.bsky.social
Plus: if you've ever seen me in real life, there is no funnier image than me hanging out with Giannis and Yang. Imagine them hanging out with Harry Potter's slightly-chubby American cousin, Gary Potter.
sirnemo.bsky.social
Honestly, I think we looked...good? Yeah, we blew the lead in a preseason game and I am not expecting us to be the Jordan Bulls, but I still think we looked better than last year.

(Yang looked rough, but this was his first Real Motherfucking Basketball Game. Relax. It's so much faster in the pros.)
sirnemo.bsky.social
We'll be fine. It's okay. Dame and Jrue will work on Giannis and then Giannis and I will become best friends and get coffee and hit up Powell's. Yang can go to Powell's with us, too. Go Blazers.
sirnemo.bsky.social
I feel like....he does?
sirnemo.bsky.social
You think Yang likes coffee? I bet Yang likes coffee.
sirnemo.bsky.social
We'll be fine. It's okay. Dame and Jrue will work on Giannis and then Giannis and I will become best friends and get coffee and hit up Powell's. Yang can go to Powell's with us, too. Go Blazers.
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matrueblood.bsky.social
Clayton Kershaw is now the second pitcher ever to give up 100 or more earned runs in the postseason. He's at 102. Andy Pettitte gave up 117, but Andy Pettitte also pitched 80 more innings than Kershaw has.
sirnemo.bsky.social
Getting mad at Chauncey for not using Dame this game.
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davidjroth.bsky.social
One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.
sirnemo.bsky.social
If ever there was a sign I would be tempted to steal and put in my den...
sirnemo.bsky.social
It's funny, because I started to like hockey when Sakic (my favorite) was leading us + I really hated the Red Wings, and we had a shitload of success early. And I just kind of hung around.
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dillo.media
i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation
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thetyrone.bsky.social
This is one of the rare times in Illinois politics when you could call for the governor to be jailed and be incorrect.
royalpratt.bsky.social
The President of the United States is calling for the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois to be jailed.
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alexblechman.bsky.social
I support free speech, but I also think Bluesky should ban anyone that says eating the lower half of a mermaid is not cannibalism

I don’t care if genetically it’s fish flesh not human, in my book it still counts as cannibalism and I expect this platform to uphold that fact