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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 6m

One of us, one of us

Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 18m

Told you so

Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 1h

Oh shit the internet is really paying attention to Portland tonight

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👻 Pablo Hidalghost 👻 @infinata.bsky.social · 59m

Up With (White) People

David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 14h

Just announced: Turning Point USA will present an alternative “All-American” halftime show (performers TBA) for those who don’t want to watch that Puerto Rican.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com

THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW

Yes, the rumors are true... Turning Point USA is thrilled to announce The All American Halftime Show. Performers and event details coming soon.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com

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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 1h

A clip of the livestream interview with the frogs is getting a ton of traction rn

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Will BOO-rows 🖖🍞🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 2h

Johnny Cash didn't switch costumes with Elton John on SNL just to have some asshat call him "deeply uncool." I hate to even share this but the ratio is nice.

Left: Johnny Cash wearing a pink feather boa, a sparkly gold ascot, and gold glasses with pink feathers at the temples.

Right: Elton John in a black cowboy hat and leather jacket over a plaid shirt.

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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 1h

Oh shit the internet is really paying attention to Portland tonight

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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 1h

It took severely online weirdos YEARS to turn a goofy looking frog into a dumb ass RW meme

Portland reclaimed it in a week

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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 1h

No reason at all, but if you find your self detained, don't forget to inform your guard that you will be invoking your rights under BOFA

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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 1h

Oh that has Grey Poupon on it yeah?

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h

*gets a dick pic*

"oh I didn't know you were autistic"

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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 1h

I felt this pain between my *ears* as i read this.

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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 1h

This is how I found out one of my favorite posters on this site is local. Go get yourselves some services

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