Sheriff of Portland
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If we had a baby we could name it Deandre
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Tonight Portland Trail Blazers Deni Avdija put up 37/6/8
Meanwhile San Antonio Spurs De'arron Fox put up... 37/6/8
Meanwhile San Antonio Spurs De'arron Fox put up... 37/6/8
a black cat is walking on a checkered floor in a hallway
ALT: a black cat is walking on a checkered floor in a hallway
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November 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Tonight Portland Trail Blazers Deni Avdija put up 37/6/8
Meanwhile San Antonio Spurs De'arron Fox put up... 37/6/8
Meanwhile San Antonio Spurs De'arron Fox put up... 37/6/8
Me, you filthy animals
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and tag an under-followed basketball account you like and think others would enjoy. Quick way to help people find good sports content on @bsky.app
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Me, you filthy animals
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Josh Barro is pretty damn right coded if you pay attention.
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Josh Barro is pretty damn right coded if you pay attention.
See, this picture is exactly why AI existing in its current mass marketed form is a bad thing
We live in a world where it is increasingly impossible to take anything at face value.
Making it acceptable for the populace at large to question REALITY is why we're in this mess
We live in a world where it is increasingly impossible to take anything at face value.
Making it acceptable for the populace at large to question REALITY is why we're in this mess
Tina Turner on the Eiffel Tower — Peter Lindbergh, 1989
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
See, this picture is exactly why AI existing in its current mass marketed form is a bad thing
We live in a world where it is increasingly impossible to take anything at face value.
Making it acceptable for the populace at large to question REALITY is why we're in this mess
We live in a world where it is increasingly impossible to take anything at face value.
Making it acceptable for the populace at large to question REALITY is why we're in this mess
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AI bot got me so mad I yelled at it, put that in your machine learning dickhead
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
AI bot got me so mad I yelled at it, put that in your machine learning dickhead
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The use of the middle initial proves not only is she aware of it, she's into it
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The use of the middle initial proves not only is she aware of it, she's into it
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Run The Jewels
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Run The Jewels
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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When you're expecting a facial from both guys at the same time but one goes off early and you know you're gonna have to do the scene over again
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When you're expecting a facial from both guys at the same time but one goes off early and you know you're gonna have to do the scene over again
Trust NO ONE
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
snackstack.net
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Trust NO ONE
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in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
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Cut billionaires!
Cut bills. Tax billionaires.
This morning speaking to Sky News with @gndrising.bsky.social
youtu.be/j95ornZRUHI?...
This morning speaking to Sky News with @gndrising.bsky.social
youtu.be/j95ornZRUHI?...
Criticisms of calls for a wealth tax are 'absurd' - it's about 'fairness,' says Green Party leader
YouTube video by Mornings With Ridge & Frost
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Cut billionaires!
Got there.
Including today, 3 weeks left in the fantasy season and my magic number is 2 to clinch the one seed
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Got there.
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I don't wanna take credit for the win but I'm going to anyway. 🪄
We can beat Milwaukie minus Giannis.
We can beat Milwaukie minus Giannis.
We can beat Milwaukie minus Giannis.
We can beat Milwaukie minus Giannis.
We can beat Milwaukie minus Giannis.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I don't wanna take credit for the win but I'm going to anyway. 🪄
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THE POINT GUARDLESS TRAIL BLAZERS
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
THE POINT GUARDLESS TRAIL BLAZERS
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November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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jerami grant goes buck wild in milwaukee and rip city gets win no. 8
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
jerami grant goes buck wild in milwaukee and rip city gets win no. 8
Wrap this shit up blazers
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Wrap this shit up blazers
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they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
they're adding a fifth loko
I see there's a whole bunch of morons out there on the internet today who don't think Rogue One is a good star wars movie
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I see there's a whole bunch of morons out there on the internet today who don't think Rogue One is a good star wars movie
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Do I like Bill Laimbeer? Of course not. Do I think DC should study his dark arts? Yes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Do I like Bill Laimbeer? Of course not. Do I think DC should study his dark arts? Yes.
If there's ever a live action Shrek they need to cast chet holmgren as donkey
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If there's ever a live action Shrek they need to cast chet holmgren as donkey