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Jeffy 🌿
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Likes trees and green things. Accidental chickweed enthusiast. It's my first time on Earth, and probably yours too!

I'm easily overwhelmed by socials so sorry if I don't follow back~

Abolish borders ▪ Queer liberation ▪ Eat the rich ▪ ACAB ✨

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Ooh look, mandragora in FFXII!

Angry ones. 🌱😡
A screenshot of Final Fantasy XII featuring three characters on the right - Basch, Penelo and Fran - fighting a pink mandragora very similar to the one in Jeffy's pfp.
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Inspector Halligan from the video game Mystery of the Druids sitting at a table, with wine, eating a chunk of human flesh
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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hmm
Part of the inside of a pepper. It looks vaguely like a penis.
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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I'm officially declaring today's Mood™ to be Gimme Cat from Final Fantasy 9.

Please update your records accordingly 💎
Gimme Cat from Final Fantasy 9. It's a black cartoon cat with huge amber eyes and a bizarre strained expression on its face. It has bat wings emerging from its shoulders and instead of its ears. Its tail is covered in triangular spikes like a flail, and tied to the end is a toy mouse.
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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A highly cropped screenshot from Wikipedia. An expanded header labelled "Plot" followed by the three words "Neelix is killed"
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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I'll eventually want to feed any output into a charge controller, so to rectify the output to DC and boost the voltage I've been test building voltage multipliers. Just need a pair of diodes and capacitors!

I was excited about the top left ones but apparently they're Something Weird™. Oh well!
A small group of 8 electrical components. There are three electrolytic capacitors (two matched), a pair of surface mount diodes, a ceramic or polymer capacitor that's not much use but looks pretty, and a pair of "2-electrode gas discharge tubes" (?????)
January 31, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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So I potted up my sad looking coriander seedlings. They didn't get the best start because I had no idea how to do the lighting properly. Bit leggy!

I still don't know what I'm doing with the lighting, but it's definitely better. And even if none of them survive repotting, it's okay: I'm learning. 🌿
A photograph of 11 small plant pots with dark compost. 9 of them contain flimsy looking coriander seedlings, one bittercress, and one wild thyme.
January 30, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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there's something familiar about the combination of those big blue trousers and the classic Liz vacuous expression.

It's giving the little weird guy from little big adventure
The little guy in the blue sheet with a big necklace from little big adventure
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Just finished Final Fantasy VIII for the first time!

Pros:
◽Junction system rules
◽Item/card refining
◽Customisable GFs
◽Edea in Deling City: Icon

Cons:
◽Romance plot is awful
◽Story is a little weak in places
◽Can't remove Squall from party
◽Casting junctioned spells

And I love these two. BFFs 💚
A frame from the credits outro of Final Fantasy 8. Two of the playable characters, Selphie and Quistis, are at a party and looking at the camera. It's clear from the battery icon and 🔴REC that they're on a video camcorder. Selphie has brown hair tufted up at the edges and is wearing a cowboy hat that belongs to another one of the main characters. She's wearing yellow overalls and a necklace and is smiling excitedly. Quistis has long blonde hair with a tuft of a ponytail at the very top. She is wearing a tight brown waistcoat that shows a small portion of her midriff, with some dark brown leather sleeves and a tilted belt.
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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A scene from the Simpsons where they're looking at JK Rowling leaving a bookshop. Caption: "Look, it's JK Rowling! The famous author who denies aspects of the Holocaust"
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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The pfp of the original poster: the words "don't believe everything billionaires tell you" rendered in the style and font of various newspapers, all on a white background.
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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The "they're the same picture" meme
January 27, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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The last paragraph of fanfiction about Starmer is astonishing.

I know Pol is his biggest fan in the entire world, but even for her it was a bit much lol
Here is the Starmer tragedy, a good and clever man not made for politics or leadership. His lack of arrogance and his earnest endeavour is what his admirers like, but lack of political instinct and firmness of direction is a fatal flaw. Turning the party round after Corbyn was a triumph. His convictions are deep-dyed Labour: children’s opportunities, green investment, workers’ rights. But No 10’s over-cautious wariness of the right stifled the telling of that story. Look, I slid into the past tense because that is where he is almost certainly headed. His legacy will be a far longer list of good things done than anyone heard tell, because it was never well told. How he goes and who succeeds is the next story.
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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Okay, this one's supposed to be flowering now, so I'll allow it just this once.

You're not supposed to disturb ones in the wild, for good reason, but these have been popping up at home. I'm still not gonna upset the bulbs, but supposedly the seed pods can be coaxed into germinating. 🤔
A photograph of a dense clump of snowdrops, the flowers still closed.
January 26, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Memory-holeing an ever lengthening chain of recent failures is not the same as 'looking forward'
Our party & country are always best when we look forward, not back.
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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I'm sure there is no bias involved here.
20 Feb 2025 Guardian Media Group has announced a strategic partnership with Open AI, a leader in artificial intelligence and deployment, that will bring the
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Some prehistoric sites and a medieval holy well? Sign me up.

I'm gonna build a wee hoose on this little bit over here
A zoomed in and cropped section of the map of Holy Island in the original post. It has the southern coast of the island with a crude green arrow pointing to a tiny spit of land on the south east corner.
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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delicious as a side to go with soup
A screenshot of an item description from Final Fantasy XI Bowl of pebble soup Heated rocks are placed in this white gruel to keep it warm. HP recovered while healing +2
January 24, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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I made a thing for my plant shelf, to take a 12v supply and run some LED strips in parallel.

I'm... not good at making things. My wonky brain tells me I can't do it, so even the slightest setback makes it very hard to keep going - especially if I ruin materials.

But, I made this. Fuck you, brain!
A rectangular block of wood with several chunky electrical components to it, including chop blocks linked with copper wire and a positive & negative feed in red and blue. On the side are two small brackets at either end facing opposite ways, allowing the wood to be placed against a vertical pole on my plant rack and cable tied in place.
January 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Wankers marking their own homework.

Apparently fines take money out of the company and stop it investing in improvements, but dividends and bonuses don't? Okay, sure.

Also this signoff is very funny. A dead water company can be freely nationalised! It's the perfect outcome for everyone.
He added: "If you just punish them you end up with a dead water company, which is in no one's interest."
January 23, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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This is the thing I found a while back in a carpark, grown up a bit. Plantnet said was scurvy-grass back then, but now it thinks it's something called 'ponysfoots', which definitely sounds made up.

I like these tiny mysteries! Who knows what it'll be tomorrow?
A small plant pot containing an even smaller plant. It has a few waxy, lillypad-shaped leaves on spindly stems.
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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It's always the right time to channel Janey Godley
Scottish comedian Janey Godley on a beach holding her famous "Trump is a Cunt" sign during one of his visits
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Every extra Patsy gif improves the world just a little bit.
January 20, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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The inadvisedly flowering fumitory survived the cold snap! 😊

Fingers crossed it'll make it through to spring and I can get it established somewhere nice.
A fumitory sprig in flower. It has bunches of small, parsley like leaves on a reddish brown stem. One bunch has a head of flowers - pale pink, tube-shaped, with a dash of blood red at the tips.
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Sluggo from the Nancy comics somehow levitating contentedly on his back. A speech bubble has the word "No"
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM