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Hella Tellah
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Tokyo-based phonetician, dad, TRPG player, and video game enjoyer.
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As a birthday gift, please consider reading my latest writing for Tokyo Review.
A decade of LGBT partnership systems in Japan
Ten years ago, two municipalities in Tokyo wrote history by commencing Japan’s first so-called “partnership systems” (パートナーシップ制度) to recognize LGBTQ+ couples’ relationships. In the years that followed...
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November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Richard Donner Superman is such a great example of how they let you do whatever in the 70s. You could just do whatever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Our daughter loved this one. She was so happy to learn about peepee!
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I cleared Sonic 3D Blast, a.k.a Flickies' Island! Graphics and music are nice, and the gameplay is pretty good, despite the slippery controls. 61/100, check it out if you like isometric platformers and/or Sonic.
#sega #saturn #retrogaming
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Just cleared Metroid: Samus Returns for the 3DS! It's a lot of fun, with great abilities and exploration, but the boss battles get a bit tedious. Dual-screen systems with a constant map are perfect for the genre.
#gamereview #metroidvania #3ds
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Don't try to gaslight me, I know a twunk when I see one
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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See, the trick is that "the GM exists for the players' amusement, whose job is to ruin their plans for fun" and "the GM rules like a king, and the players exist to be their playthings" is that these SEEM like opposite maladaptive approaches to play, but they both result in the GM doing all the work.
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Another game cleared for Spooktober! Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas: The Pumpkin King for Game Boy Advance. Definitely not the best game I've played this October, but not a bad game. 45/100, get it cheap if it interests you.
#retrogaming #halloween #gba
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Another one down for The Month of Spookies. Ghostbusters for the Mega Drive is a solid little platformer that you can clear in a couple of hours. 66/100, fun if you like the genre.
#retrogaming #megadrive #sega
October 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Just cleared Splatterhouse for PC Engine! Another one down for Spooktober.
#retrogaming #pcengine
October 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Another game cleared for Spooktober: Luigi's Mansion for 3DS! It's not a bad game, but it wasn't for me. Very, very easy, to the point of being kind of boring. This port feels like it's really hampered by the tough controls with the C-stick.

#retrogaming #3DS
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM.

Hope this helps
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Cleared my second game of Spooktober: Super Ghouls n' Ghosts/超魔界村. What a game! Very few games give you such pure satisfaction of mastery. You really earn those ending credits.

#retrogaming #capcom #snes #魔界村
October 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
An Horchata, a Modelo and Luigi's Mansion
(Bingo Tacos in Nezu, best tacos in Tokyo)
October 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Played about an hour of Luigi's Mansion for 3DS on the train yesterday. I skipped it when it came out, so this is my first playthrough. Honestly? Kind of boring, kind of clunky. Poke around at a room until you startle a ghost, yell "Marioooo" eight times trying to interact with the scene.
September 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Got a head start on Spooktober and cleared Avenging Spirit for Game Boy. It's a nice little platformer with an original twist: you're a ghost who can possess every enemy (except for bosses). Recommended!
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
September 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The Hulkster really slashed up his forehead and made a fool of himself for 50 years just to end up with the wealth of a moderately successful dentist.
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Just cleared Bomberman Hero! It's a nice game. Lots of variety, and has that charming sort of roughness that N64 3D platformers have. One of the most unique soundtracks of any game.
#retrogaming #n64 #bomberman
September 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Finally cleared Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. What a slog. I bought it on release day for PC, and just now got around to finishing it. They made the story totally incoherent for anyone who hasn't played OG + Crisis Core, and not much better if you have. Not recommended.
September 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Oh good, an unskippable cutscene right before the last boss phase, which coincidentally can kill you in two hits after 10 minutes of fighting

Knocked it outta the park, Squeenix
September 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Pick me behavior. MAGA hates you, too, Kevin.
Eight rules to regain trust in universities. All can be done today. They're absolutely not the core beliefs about the role of the university for some faculty right now, but are essential if we're to contribute to the trusted production and diffusion of knowledge. kevinbryanecon.com/trust.html
September 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
<Dirty Harry voice>
"You've read yer last free article."
August 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM