Jek Zinder
@jekzinder.bsky.social
Leftist, Content Creator, Enby She/They twitch.tv/jekzinder
If smooth brain is a brain with no wrinkles, then would smooth butt be a butt with no crack?
January 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
If smooth brain is a brain with no wrinkles, then would smooth butt be a butt with no crack?
Make a secret organization in a Minecraft server, and name it The Deepslate Cabal.
December 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Make a secret organization in a Minecraft server, and name it The Deepslate Cabal.
Crispmas- A holiday were the sole purpose is to prepare, eat, and gift crisp food goodies and snacks.
December 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Crispmas- A holiday were the sole purpose is to prepare, eat, and gift crisp food goodies and snacks.
What if I put Power Wash Simulator in my stream category and then just streamed myself mopping and scrubbing the floors in my house.
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What if I put Power Wash Simulator in my stream category and then just streamed myself mopping and scrubbing the floors in my house.
Testicles abhor a vacuum. That's why if someone sucks on a pair of balls hard enough to pop them out, new balls will grow in their place
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Testicles abhor a vacuum. That's why if someone sucks on a pair of balls hard enough to pop them out, new balls will grow in their place
I've known about Christians who are too scared to say 'what the hell' so they say 'what the heck.' But I didn't realize that there are Christians who even censor belief statements like 'sinners go to hell' too. "Sinners go to heck" sounds weird as fuck, like where the fuck are you even talking about
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I've known about Christians who are too scared to say 'what the hell' so they say 'what the heck.' But I didn't realize that there are Christians who even censor belief statements like 'sinners go to hell' too. "Sinners go to heck" sounds weird as fuck, like where the fuck are you even talking about
Fluoride conspiracies really are ridiculous. They would be a lot more believable if it was exclusively about Florida. There is definitely something in the water in that state.
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fluoride conspiracies really are ridiculous. They would be a lot more believable if it was exclusively about Florida. There is definitely something in the water in that state.
Picture ELO's Mr. Blue Sky (as Bluesky) and then when it goes "But soon comes Mr. Night, Creeping over, now his hand is on your shoulder," Mr. Night is actually eldritch horror Elon Musk with glowing eyes and big clenched teeth.
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Picture ELO's Mr. Blue Sky (as Bluesky) and then when it goes "But soon comes Mr. Night, Creeping over, now his hand is on your shoulder," Mr. Night is actually eldritch horror Elon Musk with glowing eyes and big clenched teeth.
What if the Beatles lyric "You're asking me, will my love grow? I don't know, I don't know." was actually a line about erectile dysfunction?
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What if the Beatles lyric "You're asking me, will my love grow? I don't know, I don't know." was actually a line about erectile dysfunction?
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it’s moments like today that make it really clear that it was imperative for zohran mamdani to oust andrew cuomo and prevent all these republican-lites from controlling anything
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
it’s moments like today that make it really clear that it was imperative for zohran mamdani to oust andrew cuomo and prevent all these republican-lites from controlling anything
Yes, some ass clown in the senate is rubbing cardboard against his microphone right now
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yes, some ass clown in the senate is rubbing cardboard against his microphone right now
Liberals this election night are on a blue wave high
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Liberals this election night are on a blue wave high
Libs tonight looking at the polls like
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Libs tonight looking at the polls like
Cuomo is the kind of clown who I would expect to have a last pitch to voters like: "Dick Cheney died because of the threat of Zohran Mamdani. If you want to honor Cheney's legacy, Vote Cuomo. If you want to crab dance one Cheney's grave, Vote Mamdani"
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Cuomo is the kind of clown who I would expect to have a last pitch to voters like: "Dick Cheney died because of the threat of Zohran Mamdani. If you want to honor Cheney's legacy, Vote Cuomo. If you want to crab dance one Cheney's grave, Vote Mamdani"
Are Minecraft Drowned considered fish?
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Are Minecraft Drowned considered fish?
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Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.
It NEEDS mass pushback.
It NEEDS mass pushback.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.
You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.
It NEEDS mass pushback.
It NEEDS mass pushback.
If I had the chance to rename Twitter, I would have renamed it Clitter. It makes sense that Elon didn't rename it that because he can't find it.
October 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If I had the chance to rename Twitter, I would have renamed it Clitter. It makes sense that Elon didn't rename it that because he can't find it.
How many people know that having your Happy Ghast carry a cat in a boat is effective phantom repellent for long night time adventures? Let me know twitch.tv/jekzinder
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
How many people know that having your Happy Ghast carry a cat in a boat is effective phantom repellent for long night time adventures? Let me know twitch.tv/jekzinder
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1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist.
No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
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No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
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Deafening Silence After Mormon Church Shooter Not A "Transgender Leftist" But A Trump Supporter
The event is a case study in how shootings are covered in America.
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September 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist.
No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Hakeem Jeffries is losing to porn on bluesky. Does that say more about the internet or the present state of the democratic party?
September 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Hakeem Jeffries is losing to porn on bluesky. Does that say more about the internet or the present state of the democratic party?
Some weird antivax anti-tylenol fucker used A.I. to make a really trashy conspiracy image. I thought it would be fun to re-caption it. Like salvaging trash from the scrap yard of the internet.
September 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Some weird antivax anti-tylenol fucker used A.I. to make a really trashy conspiracy image. I thought it would be fun to re-caption it. Like salvaging trash from the scrap yard of the internet.
Just unconsciously warped that idiom in my mind from "the unwashed masses" into "the cumsoaked masses." That would make a good name for a podcast.
September 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just unconsciously warped that idiom in my mind from "the unwashed masses" into "the cumsoaked masses." That would make a good name for a podcast.
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1. Trump threatened every hospital that provides gender affirming care to transgender youth.
Many complied and shut down their programs.
Boston Children's Hospital didn't. They fought back and kept providing care.
And now, they just beat Trump in court.
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Many complied and shut down their programs.
Boston Children's Hospital didn't. They fought back and kept providing care.
And now, they just beat Trump in court.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Boston Children’s Fights Back For Trans Kids: Judge Quashes Trump Subpoena
Around 2,000 BCH employees and untold numbers of patients were targeted by the DOJ. A judge just told them, “No.”
www.erininthemorning.com
September 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
1. Trump threatened every hospital that provides gender affirming care to transgender youth.
Many complied and shut down their programs.
Boston Children's Hospital didn't. They fought back and kept providing care.
And now, they just beat Trump in court.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Many complied and shut down their programs.
Boston Children's Hospital didn't. They fought back and kept providing care.
And now, they just beat Trump in court.
Subscribe to support our journalism.