Jolly Jemaleddin Cole
@jemal.co
Multiple Webby winner, Carly Rae Jepsen stan, friend to the prettiest cat: Margot. Fastest 51-year-old on a bike you know. Username is my website.
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A vampire that’s not Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A vampire that’s not Dracula
People who have zero tattoos should stop telling people why and how people get tattoos.
My first tattoo was in the military, and it was my grandfather’s nickname for me: Tigger. Yes, the Disney art, no, it’s not cool.
My first tattoo was in the military, and it was my grandfather’s nickname for me: Tigger. Yes, the Disney art, no, it’s not cool.
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
People who have zero tattoos should stop telling people why and how people get tattoos.
My first tattoo was in the military, and it was my grandfather’s nickname for me: Tigger. Yes, the Disney art, no, it’s not cool.
My first tattoo was in the military, and it was my grandfather’s nickname for me: Tigger. Yes, the Disney art, no, it’s not cool.
It would be nice if I could mute people with a regular expression…
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It would be nice if I could mute people with a regular expression…
I can’t believe I’m in Vermont when the best things in life are all in Baltimore.
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I can’t believe I’m in Vermont when the best things in life are all in Baltimore.
Sunrise over Lake Champlain from a cabin in the Adirondacks is pretty okay.
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Sunrise over Lake Champlain from a cabin in the Adirondacks is pretty okay.
They “sent home” a perfectly straightened JPEG? Did they email the assignment or is this just Luke playing pretend?
October 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
They “sent home” a perfectly straightened JPEG? Did they email the assignment or is this just Luke playing pretend?
I’ve been training for the 3kg of gummies challenge.
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’ve been training for the 3kg of gummies challenge.
Found this photo I tried to take of a dog named “Nugget”, and I think I really captured its spirit.
October 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Found this photo I tried to take of a dog named “Nugget”, and I think I really captured its spirit.
September 30 // October 1
October 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
September 30 // October 1
I was trying to tap to see if there was alt text and shit became a weird video game.
October 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I was trying to tap to see if there was alt text and shit became a weird video game.
I feel like “manhunt” is a strange word to describe “stoking a moral panic and lying to the news while we waited for his dad to turn him in.”
September 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I feel like “manhunt” is a strange word to describe “stoking a moral panic and lying to the news while we waited for his dad to turn him in.”
Why are his eyes so small and close together? Why such a thin upper lip? Are those ears even big enough to count as ears? Does being an ignorant hateful fool make you weird looking?
September 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Why are his eyes so small and close together? Why such a thin upper lip? Are those ears even big enough to count as ears? Does being an ignorant hateful fool make you weird looking?
Harsh but fair, Scottish Times.
(Wild that Scotland’s bigots are so invested in our fringe podcasters.)
(Wild that Scotland’s bigots are so invested in our fringe podcasters.)
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Harsh but fair, Scottish Times.
(Wild that Scotland’s bigots are so invested in our fringe podcasters.)
(Wild that Scotland’s bigots are so invested in our fringe podcasters.)
Huh. Charlie Kirk got that bisexual lighting.
September 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Huh. Charlie Kirk got that bisexual lighting.
no new pics, where you at mentally
September 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
no new pics, where you at mentally
A friend posted a picture on his Strava of me riding through a cornfield, and I just look like a tiny cyclinst in the distance, but I still like it a lot.
September 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A friend posted a picture on his Strava of me riding through a cornfield, and I just look like a tiny cyclinst in the distance, but I still like it a lot.
I never watched Red Dwarf beyond seeing it while flipping channels or catching the beginning or ending because I was watching something else on PBS in the 80s, but I never knew it was a comedy until somebody told me a few years ago. 🤷
September 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I never watched Red Dwarf beyond seeing it while flipping channels or catching the beginning or ending because I was watching something else on PBS in the 80s, but I never knew it was a comedy until somebody told me a few years ago. 🤷
Have BOTH fun AND a good time? These kids are OUT OF CONTROL
September 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Have BOTH fun AND a good time? These kids are OUT OF CONTROL
I’m going to start building my wife’s touring bike this weekend, and I was looking for a list of steps in order to make sure I didn’t do anything stupid, but instead I found this embarrassing LLM trash. The steps for “Assembling the Frame” are my favorite.
marathamotorcycles.com/blog/bike/bu...
marathamotorcycles.com/blog/bike/bu...
September 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m going to start building my wife’s touring bike this weekend, and I was looking for a list of steps in order to make sure I didn’t do anything stupid, but instead I found this embarrassing LLM trash. The steps for “Assembling the Frame” are my favorite.
marathamotorcycles.com/blog/bike/bu...
marathamotorcycles.com/blog/bike/bu...
I’m not looking for trouble, but Nathalie seems like a pretty good hang.
September 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’m not looking for trouble, but Nathalie seems like a pretty good hang.
Trying to plan a bike trip around Lake Champlain and tried using Google Search to find some bike shops in case of emergency, and naturally the AI Search found a bunch of bike shops for me... in Baltimore.
August 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Trying to plan a bike trip around Lake Champlain and tried using Google Search to find some bike shops in case of emergency, and naturally the AI Search found a bunch of bike shops for me... in Baltimore.