Jolly Jemaleddin Cole
@jemal.co
Multiple Webby winner, Carly Rae Jepsen stan, friend to the prettiest cat: Margot. Fastest 51-year-old on a bike you know. Username is my website.
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Gift idea for people who love me and love things that are transcendently funny.
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Gift idea for people who love me and love things that are transcendently funny.
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Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
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Guy getting absolutely wrecked with a Twisted Tea after saying the n word set to Dave Matthews is my favorite in the genre
April 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Guy getting absolutely wrecked with a Twisted Tea after saying the n word set to Dave Matthews is my favorite in the genre
I can’t believe how much of my life I’ve had to spend reminding myself that Trump is president.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I can’t believe how much of my life I’ve had to spend reminding myself that Trump is president.
Giving up coffee a while ago and never liking Starbucks to begin with really doesn’t make me the ally to striking workers that I wish it did.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Giving up coffee a while ago and never liking Starbucks to begin with really doesn’t make me the ally to striking workers that I wish it did.
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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band of brothers is wild imagine the american government paying you to kill nazis
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
band of brothers is wild imagine the american government paying you to kill nazis
So weird that the album of the year is Carly Rae Jepsen’s E•MO•TION (10th Anniversary Edition) when it’s been E•MO•TION for the previous 9 years.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
So weird that the album of the year is Carly Rae Jepsen’s E•MO•TION (10th Anniversary Edition) when it’s been E•MO•TION for the previous 9 years.
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Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
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the shit sandwich but both slices of bread are also shit
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
the shit sandwich but both slices of bread are also shit
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
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"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
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I think churches with revenue of more than $1,000,000 a year should pay a 10% tax, and churches with more than $5,000,000 in annual revenue should pay a 20% tax.
You can think I’m wrong about that, but I’m not.
You can think I’m wrong about that, but I’m not.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I think churches with revenue of more than $1,000,000 a year should pay a 10% tax, and churches with more than $5,000,000 in annual revenue should pay a 20% tax.
You can think I’m wrong about that, but I’m not.
You can think I’m wrong about that, but I’m not.
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Thank fucking god in this case normies have much better sense then Bluesky groupthink.
This is a yikes too. He gets dogwalked by Susan Collins even though Generic Dem has a 9 pt margin.
What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?
What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Thank fucking god in this case normies have much better sense then Bluesky groupthink.
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If i were the president of the united states i simply wouldn't have spent 50-60 years of my life raping and molesting a wide variety of innocent victims including children and then run for office promising to expose pedophiles and then call it a hoax once elected
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If i were the president of the united states i simply wouldn't have spent 50-60 years of my life raping and molesting a wide variety of innocent victims including children and then run for office promising to expose pedophiles and then call it a hoax once elected
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
Every time one of these new, more egregious Epstein/Trump connections drops we get a little closer to finding out that Trump is just Epstein in a clown suit.
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Every time one of these new, more egregious Epstein/Trump connections drops we get a little closer to finding out that Trump is just Epstein in a clown suit.
Why did you get into this line of work when you’re so terribly bad at it? Are you humorless goons in your daily life? Did you get into fights with other children telling them that you are not in fact an “alligator” and they can only “see you later” after 72 hours of friend suspension?
CORRECTION: The post was made on Oct 10. Due to a backlog in cases, our mod team didn’t review and take action until Nov 11, which is when we engaged with the account owner about the reason for suspension.
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Why did you get into this line of work when you’re so terribly bad at it? Are you humorless goons in your daily life? Did you get into fights with other children telling them that you are not in fact an “alligator” and they can only “see you later” after 72 hours of friend suspension?
[me looking at photos of bike for sale and screaming in pain]
SHOW DRIVE SIDE!!!
SHOW DRIVE SIDE!!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
[me looking at photos of bike for sale and screaming in pain]
SHOW DRIVE SIDE!!!
SHOW DRIVE SIDE!!!
“Fuck me!”
what do you think jesus' go-to exclamation was whenever he bumped his head on the cabinet
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Fuck me!”
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Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
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weird how trans people saw this coming, and yet they were consistently scolded by cis people who called *themselves* allies (right before doing a little transphobia as a treat)
that new democrat strategy document cites sarah mcbride's transphobia as justification for everybody else's transphobia in the introduction :)
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
weird how trans people saw this coming, and yet they were consistently scolded by cis people who called *themselves* allies (right before doing a little transphobia as a treat)
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And specifically in country. Remember Lil Nas X made his first single a country song *specifically* because it's currently the easiest chart to get on.
So looking at the actual SF chronicle article, the only place this song is accruing notice is on Spotify, which is easily gamed by bots. If I were an AI proponent who desperately needed to boost the validity of my investment, this is exactly what I’d do.
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
And specifically in country. Remember Lil Nas X made his first single a country song *specifically* because it's currently the easiest chart to get on.
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Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
Sounds like DoorDash needs help with a merger or exploiting their workers, right?
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sounds like DoorDash needs help with a merger or exploiting their workers, right?