Jemaleddin Cole Loves You
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Multiple Webby winner, Carly Rae Jepsen stan, friend to the prettiest cat: Margot. Fastest 51-year-old on a bike you know. Username is my website.
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As someone who has multiple dangerous interactions with a car every time I ride my bike I have zero patience for this bullshit from JD Vance and Kristi Noem about the agent feeling threatened by a car turning around. The average bike commuter has more courage than trigger-happy Jonathan Ross.
January 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
As someone who has multiple dangerous interactions with a car every time I ride my bike I have zero patience for this bullshit from JD Vance and Kristi Noem about the agent feeling threatened by a car turning around. The average bike commuter has more courage than trigger-happy Jonathan Ross.
Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
Friends, I’m going to need you all to stop fact-checking posts made in jest.
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Friends, I’m going to need you all to stop fact-checking posts made in jest.
Seems like an armed and dangerous suspect who should be treated as such - including anyone who fits the description.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Seems like an armed and dangerous suspect who should be treated as such - including anyone who fits the description.
I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that you can shoot somebody in the face during a citizen’s arrest. Let me know if that’s not true!
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that you can shoot somebody in the face during a citizen’s arrest. Let me know if that’s not true!
No offense to Mr. Bouie, but every time he shows up in my feed I think for a second that it’s Janelle Monae, and then I’m a little disappointed.
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
No offense to Mr. Bouie, but every time he shows up in my feed I think for a second that it’s Janelle Monae, and then I’m a little disappointed.
It was a pretty great thread, TBH.
me: ...did I get drunk and post dozens of Charlie Brown parody titles in April?
my brain: You were not drinking.
me: I WAS SOBER?
my brain: Why are we doing this right now
me: You said it was a bad idea to hyperfocus on Amigara Fault when I should be sleeping
my brain: Let me be less specific
my brain: You were not drinking.
me: I WAS SOBER?
my brain: Why are we doing this right now
me: You said it was a bad idea to hyperfocus on Amigara Fault when I should be sleeping
my brain: Let me be less specific
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
It was a pretty great thread, TBH.
Minneapolis doesn’t get enough respect, a thing that Midwest me can’t believe I’m saying.
600+ people still showed up for Legal Observers training in Minneapolis tonight.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
In addition to those currently on patrol. This minute.
While the vigil is happening in South Mpls.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Minneapolis doesn’t get enough respect, a thing that Midwest me can’t believe I’m saying.
Things were so much more genteel in the old days.
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Things were so much more genteel in the old days.
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In 1997, the Ninth Circuit Court of appeals said that a federal agent who fired at an armed person at the Ruby Ridge (Idaho) standoff and accidentally killed another person could be tried criminally in state court. Today in Minneapolis, a federal agent shot and killed an *unarmed* woman...
January 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
In 1997, the Ninth Circuit Court of appeals said that a federal agent who fired at an armed person at the Ruby Ridge (Idaho) standoff and accidentally killed another person could be tried criminally in state court. Today in Minneapolis, a federal agent shot and killed an *unarmed* woman...
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And they're still going, roughing up teachers and vandalising cars. christ.
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
And they're still going, roughing up teachers and vandalising cars. christ.
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One of the things that has been lost in the history of the Boston Massacre is that the citizens had assembled in protest of the murder of an 11 year old child who threw a brick through the window of a post house in protest of the Stamp Act and was killed by a British officer in retaliation
Paul Revere's 1770 engraving of the Boston Massacre is historically inaccurate, but helped inflame sentiments against the British. Revere omits Crispus Attucks, a formerly enslaved man of African & Native American descent— the first casualty.
Bob Tomolillo's Boston Massacre Reboot Project added him
Bob Tomolillo's Boston Massacre Reboot Project added him
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
One of the things that has been lost in the history of the Boston Massacre is that the citizens had assembled in protest of the murder of an 11 year old child who threw a brick through the window of a post house in protest of the Stamp Act and was killed by a British officer in retaliation
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23 and Me just sold off their entire database of intimately detailed genetic profiles to a drug maker to pay their bankruptcy bills, but sure, let's keep blithely giving all our vital info to a cadre of obscenely wealthy, racist, eugenicist Nazi freaks
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s “not intended for diagnosis or treatment.”
buff.ly
January 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
23 and Me just sold off their entire database of intimately detailed genetic profiles to a drug maker to pay their bankruptcy bills, but sure, let's keep blithely giving all our vital info to a cadre of obscenely wealthy, racist, eugenicist Nazi freaks
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We don’t need to compare what happened in Minneapolis to Nazi Germany. We can compare it to what has happened in Minneapolis before.
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
We don’t need to compare what happened in Minneapolis to Nazi Germany. We can compare it to what has happened in Minneapolis before.
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It’s crazy people will say “pew pew” and “unalived” on TikTok but I have seen the video of that woman getting shot like 3 times now on cable news
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It’s crazy people will say “pew pew” and “unalived” on TikTok but I have seen the video of that woman getting shot like 3 times now on cable news
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What ICE was up to in Minnesota before they murdered a woman
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
What ICE was up to in Minnesota before they murdered a woman
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In fact, why are any of these guys carrying submachine guns and carbines or whatever assault weapons they’re allowed and they don’t all have tasers since they are literally just serving warrants on misdemeanor charges?
January 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
In fact, why are any of these guys carrying submachine guns and carbines or whatever assault weapons they’re allowed and they don’t all have tasers since they are literally just serving warrants on misdemeanor charges?
Me riding down Greenmount to work, but there isn’t a bike lane.
January 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Me riding down Greenmount to work, but there isn’t a bike lane.
I was considering doing Dry January thing, but then I read the news and now I’m heading to the bar for trivia and I guess we’ll see how that goes.
January 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I was considering doing Dry January thing, but then I read the news and now I’m heading to the bar for trivia and I guess we’ll see how that goes.
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Seems especially important right now to give these people $$ for dash cams
ICE observers in the Twin Cities are in need of dash cams to prevent further intimidation and frivolous claims.
Cams are $110, memory cards $35, and ship to us directly via this wish list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
If you've been looking for a way to help, we'd sure appreciate it!
Cams are $110, memory cards $35, and ship to us directly via this wish list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
If you've been looking for a way to help, we'd sure appreciate it!
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Seems especially important right now to give these people $$ for dash cams
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Every so often I think about how Minnesota holds, continues to hold, and will never return the 28th Virginia Batte Flag as a spoil of war, won righteously against the slaver-oligarchs and their willing goons in battle at Gettysburg.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
28th Virginia battle flag - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Every so often I think about how Minnesota holds, continues to hold, and will never return the 28th Virginia Batte Flag as a spoil of war, won righteously against the slaver-oligarchs and their willing goons in battle at Gettysburg.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
The Leftist Serenity Prayer.
lord, give me the strength to not argue at people who basically agree with me
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The Leftist Serenity Prayer.
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Nobody should be allowed to use lethal force until they know to wear a hat when they’ve gotten what has to be the worst haircut of their life.
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Nobody should be allowed to use lethal force until they know to wear a hat when they’ve gotten what has to be the worst haircut of their life.