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Panthers are 3-3 👀

Fuck Dave Tepper
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Some people have to pay good money to have their degradation kink utilized, some people are just dumb cunts on the internet.
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ayyydani.bsky.social
Damn Jake from State Farm got THICC
ayyydani.bsky.social
Travis Hunter is one handsome mother fucker
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play-on-verbs.blacksky.app
his phone prolly got 4 voicemails from a Happy Valley, PA number right now
ayyydani.bsky.social
I got a bad review at work that described me as essentially a tall blonde with finger tattoos and a bad disposition and honestly I’ve never been more proud of
ayyydani.bsky.social
Only one man can save literally all of us from this game now:
The Buddy Christ statue from the movie Dogma: a cartoonish statue of a Christ like figure winking with dual thumbs up
ayyydani.bsky.social
I like it for normal season games cause there’s no reason for a casual Wednesday afternoon game to take 4.5 hours but I actually fully enjoy not having it in the playoffs.
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ayyydani.bsky.social
I mean Randy’s gonna be somewhere in that ballpark right?
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ayyydani.bsky.social
We truly are in degenerate baseball innings rn
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ayyydani.bsky.social
Where’s my “no inherited runner” people now? That’s what I thought.
ayyydani.bsky.social
Okay Etsy witches, I do have other things I wanna do tonight so if you could please work your magic that would be really cool love ya girliessss 💜
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ayyydani.bsky.social
We truly are in degenerate baseball innings rn
ayyydani.bsky.social
Where’s my “no inherited runner” people now? That’s what I thought.
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amandalc.bsky.social
HELLO 911 I’M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE SEATTLE MARINERS I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE
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rodger.bsky.social
When do they go to the penalty shootout
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oriolesreview.bsky.social
The bunting will continue until morale improves
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flannelgoddess.bsky.social
1) My first commander which got me super into MTG
2) The first crazy pull I ever had
3) My Wedding Ring from @ayyydani.bsky.social
4) My favorite pet card I try and put in every deck
Voja, Jaws of the Conclave

Legendary Creature - Wolf
Vigilance, trample, ward 3
Whenever Voja, Jaws of the Conclave attacks, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of Elves you control.
Draw a card for each Wolf you control.
5/5
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines

Legendary Creature -Phyrexian Praetor
Vigilance
If a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Permanents entering the battlefield don't cause abilities of permanents your opponents control to trigger.
419
4/7
In Step and Compleat foil Sol Ring
Artifact
©: Add oo.
From this day to the ending of the world, ut we in it shall be remembered;
We Few, we happy few, we band of brothers; or he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother..."
-William Shakespeare, Henry V
Defense of the heart
Enchantment
During your upkeep, if one of your opponents controls three or more creatures, sacrifice Defense of the Heart, search your library for up to two creature cards, and put those creatures into play.
Shuffle your library afterward
ayyydani.bsky.social
I just want you to know I saw this repost and then quote tweeted Bug’s original tweet before realizing it was 5 months old. Thanks Hobbes 😭
ayyydani.bsky.social
Four cards to get to know me:

1) the card my best friend had that I always wanted (and still just don’t have lol)
2) a foil from one of the last sets I pulled before goving MTG up as a kid
3) My wedding ring from @flannelgoddess.bsky.social
4) my first “big” reserved list card
Phage the Untouchable
{3}{B}{B}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature — Avatar Minion
When Phage enters, if you didn’t cast it from your hand, you lose the game.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can’t be regenerated.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.
4/4 Aether Spellbomb
{1}
Artifact
{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner’s hand.
{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
“Release that which was never caged.”
—Spellbomb inscription Sol Ring
{1}
Artifact
{T}: Add {C}{C}. Intuition
{2}{U}
Instant
Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
ayyydani.bsky.social
Magic chasing the millennial whales is very rapidly making their most enfranchised players into their most disenfranchised