Jordan
@jenesaisjordan.bsky.social
SAG Eligible
Actress, writer, amateur singer, crap at art, cat mom.
Married to a game developer. ❤️💍👾
Actress, writer, amateur singer, crap at art, cat mom.
Married to a game developer. ❤️💍👾
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"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"We don't want to be Luddites --" brother, Luddites were opposed to bosses concentrating wealth by using technology to make inferior product with warehouses fulls of starving exploited child labor. You don't have to wear the team jersey but respect the game.
Buzzed. Tired. The horns I'm wearing hurt my head but everyone loves them. Be creative this year everyone, you are wonderful and made of stardust.
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Buzzed. Tired. The horns I'm wearing hurt my head but everyone loves them. Be creative this year everyone, you are wonderful and made of stardust.
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Since New Years is coming up...
Remember!
You don't need to be the best writer or the best artist to create a story that resonates with people. All you need is hyper-fixation and a can-do-attitude!
Remember!
You don't need to be the best writer or the best artist to create a story that resonates with people. All you need is hyper-fixation and a can-do-attitude!
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Since New Years is coming up...
Remember!
You don't need to be the best writer or the best artist to create a story that resonates with people. All you need is hyper-fixation and a can-do-attitude!
Remember!
You don't need to be the best writer or the best artist to create a story that resonates with people. All you need is hyper-fixation and a can-do-attitude!
I started writing self inserts into my favorite cartoons starting @ 8 yrs old (SpongeBob, Ed Edd & Eddy). I also started rewriting the first Harry Potter book word for word except with a self insert character/added paragraphs (probably got 3 pages in before never revisiting; fuck JK Rowling). 1/?
With all this awful news going on i wanna ask this question once again to fellow artists and general creatives. What got YOU into art? what sparked that motivation to start writing? what made you wanna pick up a camera and start taking pics? Like share with us your reasons.
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I started writing self inserts into my favorite cartoons starting @ 8 yrs old (SpongeBob, Ed Edd & Eddy). I also started rewriting the first Harry Potter book word for word except with a self insert character/added paragraphs (probably got 3 pages in before never revisiting; fuck JK Rowling). 1/?
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friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
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don't put dollars in the bigot bucket.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
don't put dollars in the bigot bucket.
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Not to mention all the time wasted just sitting there, dodging responsibilities while mindlessly scrolling through stuff you don’t care about, feeling too guilty to do the things you actually want to do.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Not to mention all the time wasted just sitting there, dodging responsibilities while mindlessly scrolling through stuff you don’t care about, feeling too guilty to do the things you actually want to do.
🎮 Jak II
🎮 Knights of the Old Republic 2
🎮 oblivion (Shivering Isles especially)
🎮 Red Dead Redemption 2
🎮 Borderlands 2
Bonuses:
🎮 Portal 2
🎮 Halo
That's a lot of sequels. 😹
🎮 Knights of the Old Republic 2
🎮 oblivion (Shivering Isles especially)
🎮 Red Dead Redemption 2
🎮 Borderlands 2
Bonuses:
🎮 Portal 2
🎮 Halo
That's a lot of sequels. 😹
give me 5 games to get to know you
🎮 kingdom hearts 2
🎮 final fantasy x
🎮 okami
🎮 elden ring
🎮 hellblade: senua's sacrifice
🎮 kingdom hearts 2
🎮 final fantasy x
🎮 okami
🎮 elden ring
🎮 hellblade: senua's sacrifice
give me 5 games to get to know you!
🎮 star wars: knights of the old republic
🎮 dragon age 2
🎮 devil may cry 5
🎮 stardew valley
🎮 final fantasy xiv
🎮 star wars: knights of the old republic
🎮 dragon age 2
🎮 devil may cry 5
🎮 stardew valley
🎮 final fantasy xiv
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
🎮 Jak II
🎮 Knights of the Old Republic 2
🎮 oblivion (Shivering Isles especially)
🎮 Red Dead Redemption 2
🎮 Borderlands 2
Bonuses:
🎮 Portal 2
🎮 Halo
That's a lot of sequels. 😹
🎮 Knights of the Old Republic 2
🎮 oblivion (Shivering Isles especially)
🎮 Red Dead Redemption 2
🎮 Borderlands 2
Bonuses:
🎮 Portal 2
🎮 Halo
That's a lot of sequels. 😹
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Winning the youth vote since 2004.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Winning the youth vote since 2004.
The voice of Rolan in Baldur's Gate 3 (George Taylor) pronounced my username correctly! 🎉 No one ever gets it right. 😭💜
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The voice of Rolan in Baldur's Gate 3 (George Taylor) pronounced my username correctly! 🎉 No one ever gets it right. 😭💜
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A-fucking-men
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A-fucking-men
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Water on stone makes canyons. Wear that motherfucker down
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Water on stone makes canyons. Wear that motherfucker down
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1. GIVEAWAY🌹Thank you everyone for all the support of my work, I'm so happy that you all enjoy it 🥹 As a thanks I wanted to give away one commission to one of you! ❤️
Rules:
✨1. Like and repost this post
✨2. Follow my account
✨3. Tag 1 or more friends in the comments. 1 tag is 1 entry, MAX 5 TAGS.
Rules:
✨1. Like and repost this post
✨2. Follow my account
✨3. Tag 1 or more friends in the comments. 1 tag is 1 entry, MAX 5 TAGS.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
1. GIVEAWAY🌹Thank you everyone for all the support of my work, I'm so happy that you all enjoy it 🥹 As a thanks I wanted to give away one commission to one of you! ❤️
Rules:
✨1. Like and repost this post
✨2. Follow my account
✨3. Tag 1 or more friends in the comments. 1 tag is 1 entry, MAX 5 TAGS.
Rules:
✨1. Like and repost this post
✨2. Follow my account
✨3. Tag 1 or more friends in the comments. 1 tag is 1 entry, MAX 5 TAGS.
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September 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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My state government wants to see artists in jail so please sign the petition!! Don't let them win!
#SaveSpeech
Bill SB-20 is texas bill poised to be a massive overreach by the govt, potentially putting swaths of legitimate art at risk of being criminalized.
Please. Help to demand it be repealed by signing this petition.
Bill SB-20 is texas bill poised to be a massive overreach by the govt, potentially putting swaths of legitimate art at risk of being criminalized.
Please. Help to demand it be repealed by signing this petition.
Sign the Petition
"Repeal Texas Senate Bill SB 20: Protect Kids from Al Abuse, Not Art and Freedom"
www.change.org
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My state government wants to see artists in jail so please sign the petition!! Don't let them win!
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You: I'm so sorry for talking so much about something that makes me happy and enthusiastic for lif-
Me: *PUNCHES YOU*
Me: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR FINDING JOY IN THIS MISERABLE WORLD AND LOUDLY SHARING IT
Me: IN DARK TIMES THE SMALLEST LIGHTS SHINE BRIGHTEST
Me: YOU SUSTAIN THE REST OF US
Me: *PUNCHES YOU*
Me: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR FINDING JOY IN THIS MISERABLE WORLD AND LOUDLY SHARING IT
Me: IN DARK TIMES THE SMALLEST LIGHTS SHINE BRIGHTEST
Me: YOU SUSTAIN THE REST OF US
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You: I'm so sorry for talking so much about something that makes me happy and enthusiastic for lif-
Me: *PUNCHES YOU*
Me: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR FINDING JOY IN THIS MISERABLE WORLD AND LOUDLY SHARING IT
Me: IN DARK TIMES THE SMALLEST LIGHTS SHINE BRIGHTEST
Me: YOU SUSTAIN THE REST OF US
Me: *PUNCHES YOU*
Me: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR FINDING JOY IN THIS MISERABLE WORLD AND LOUDLY SHARING IT
Me: IN DARK TIMES THE SMALLEST LIGHTS SHINE BRIGHTEST
Me: YOU SUSTAIN THE REST OF US
This here! There's no bar for entry! Self publish, throw your hat in the ring!
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This here! There's no bar for entry! Self publish, throw your hat in the ring!
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A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
This is my cat's daytime talk show. We call it "Between the Curtains with Dejah."
June 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is my cat's daytime talk show. We call it "Between the Curtains with Dejah."
My friends have reminded me we need more scenes with animals in them. Cats preferably, being talked to as if they are people.
May 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My friends have reminded me we need more scenes with animals in them. Cats preferably, being talked to as if they are people.
It's bullshit I can't drag my husband to every baby shower I have to go to. It's his family that keeps having babies, not mine!
May 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's bullshit I can't drag my husband to every baby shower I have to go to. It's his family that keeps having babies, not mine!
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#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams
April 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams
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Honestly this is the whole thing. While there are some professional bigots who will never change, I truly think a ton of everyday people who have been brainwashed by the hate campaign against trans folks would stop after meeting and learning from real trans folks. That's why they wanna silence us.
❤️ WISCONSIN: “I’d like to apologize. My eyes were opened. I’ve learned a very lot about this group of people.”
Larry came to testify against the anti-trans youth health care bill, but had an epiphany and changed his mind.
Context: www.pride.com/politics/ant...
Larry came to testify against the anti-trans youth health care bill, but had an epiphany and changed his mind.
Context: www.pride.com/politics/ant...
March 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Honestly this is the whole thing. While there are some professional bigots who will never change, I truly think a ton of everyday people who have been brainwashed by the hate campaign against trans folks would stop after meeting and learning from real trans folks. That's why they wanna silence us.