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John A
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Glasgow lad, mostly here for the comedy and sport. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇸🇩🇺🇦

⚽️ Celtic🍀
🏈 Eagles🦅
🚴 Cycling
🏁 F1
Wordle 1,635 2/6*

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Ya fucking dancer
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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“Now what? … Oh God, Ernie! Navy ants!”
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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It's common knowledge that Coca Cola invented Father Xmas. It's not so widely known though that Lilt invented Batman
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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“C’mon, c’mon! You two quit circling the table and just sit down!”
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Connections
Puzzle #912
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Shite
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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McLaren’s Lando Norris does his champion’s interview on the grid after clinching the F1 world championship and his team’s first double since 1998
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Connections
Puzzle #910
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Probably should’ve got the woodworking joints first.
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Wordle 1,632 3/6*

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Yee-ha!
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Day 6 of my #AdventCalendar
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Connections
Puzzle #909
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Can’t believe I didn’t see the herpetofauna earlier.
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wordle 1,631 2/6*

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Fucking BOOOOOOOM
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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“Dang! … Sorry, buddy.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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The Christmas period on social media peaked this day...
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Glasgow Central Station, photographed in 1955. In 1953, an average of 55,887 passengers used Central Station every day, travelling south and west of Glasgow and to Edinburgh via Holytown or to London Euston via the west coast of England.

📷 Partick Camera Club

#Glasgow
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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George Square lit up for the festive season back in 1958.

📷 Newsquest

#Glasgow #Christmas
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Connections
Puzzle #907
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On fire just now
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Wordle 1,629 3/6*

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Oh yes
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Puzzle #906
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Fucking yaldy
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Day 2 of my #AdventCalendar
[sound up]
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wow. That’s fucking incredible.
India demands installation of government app on all smartphones

“The ministry-developed app, called Sanchar Saathi, will have access to the phone’s call log, memory and camera, according to the app’s privacy statement.”
India demands installation of government app on all smartphones
Privacy advocates raise concerns about potential snooping
on.ft.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Eventually, the chickens were able to drive a wedge between Farmer Bob and Lulu.
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM