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Jenn de Jeune

@jennay.bsky.social

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Mid-life IT Nerd, into intelligent debate Trans existence & rights🏳️‍⚧️she/her Enjoys🚴🏼🎬📖🎶🐈🥂🍴🍷Tigers Rugby🏉 Wülferhampton✊ Profile background: Simon’s Cat ⛔️ No DM’s unless agreed ⛔️ ⛔️ Don’t add me for numbers, you risk being blocked ⛔️

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 1d

So you may be catching whiffs of people being unhappy about Bsky & in particular the direction the management / moderation of it may be heading.
Mods seem to be reflecting their own views / values & people are exercised because they thought they left all that behind on Xitter…

Kerim Friedman 傅可恩 @kerim.one · 1d

I was Bluesky user #308, and have been a major booster of this platform since the beginning, but I'm starting to think that the skeptics were right.

It isn't too late to fix things, but I'm doubtful the team will take this excellent advice from @brunodias.bsky.social to heart:

Jay Graber Confuses the Gas and Brake Pedals

As your new Head of Comms I advise you to please stop posting this shit.

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 1h

A Bretwalda election is such a foregone conclusion that I’m not sure corruption would work…

Someone* might try to create some faux uncertainty around the election for monetary or tuber related gain 🤔

*For the avoidance of doubt this would be Wulfie

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 3h

I think we can guess !🙄

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 3d

Errr, isn’t that you ?

Last reported election officers:

Counting Officer: Will Helm
Election Oversight Officer: Bill Tinhat
Returning Officer: William J. Lepetomane III Helm

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 3h

That’s a slippery slope, smacks of the butter first = cream first argument !

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 4h

Oh no, you run the risk of triggering an El Squigg explanation !

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 4h

Big Bob is Big but just how big ?
A or B

Any bigger and it will be Bob on the sick bed !

A MAN WITH A COLD.
OIL ON CANVAS.
With Big Bob Size A with Lemsip

A MAN WITH A COLD.
OIL ON CANVAS.
With Big Bob Size B with Lemsip

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 4h

With some fruit ?🍌🥦🤣

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 4h

It’s a close up action shot…🙄

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 4h

AKA the Fruit & Broccoli Monitor !🍌🥦✊

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 12h

I'm giving away this signed 1st edition h/b of my new novel (it has a tiny jacket rip which means I wouldn't sell it) to one person who reposts this.

You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

All shares much-appreciated.

Joe McLaren's fabulous cover for Everything Will Swallow You

A close up of the small tear on this first edition of Everything Will Swallow You

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 4h

Tempted as I was to put him on your head* !🙄

*Cats sometimes sleep by the heads of people they recognise as being sick…

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OIL ON CANVAS.
Big Bob the cat and a box of Lemsip added

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 4h

Binky the Latrine demon welcomes all stragglers who linger too long by the old latrines…

Binky the Latrine demon
A photo of Riddick (Vin Diesel) fighting an enormous creature looking like a cross between the Alien creature and a scorpion using an enormous bone to keep the monster from biting him.

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 4h

Small adjustments made !🙄

Lemsip & Bob…

An oil painting of a deathbed scene, with various characters clustered round the bed in various poses.
A MAN WITH A COLD.
OIL ON CANVAS.

A small box of Lemsip and an image of Bob the cat has been added to the scene.

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 5h

Can someone just jab him in the ribs, just to make sure he’s not dead ?

I think I hear the collection cart coming down the street…

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 5h

Captain Typo, apols if you ran out of characters…

You -> Your
> You posts will appear in the Wülferhampton Mêlée feed.

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Laurent @lozzercozzer.bsky.social · 6h

Hehe. Lovely job @happytoast.co.uk

Hardback book of The Very Hungry Great White Shark, a book inspired by The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Jaws

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve added Wülferhampton to my profile as a crash test dummy for you !

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 5h

It’s a more tightly defined selection of posts, a further attempt to exclude posts that aren’t explicitly* Wülferhampton related.

*Oooer…

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 8h

Cardboard rights extend to pieces of paper too…🐈‍⬛

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 8h

Wordle 1,572 3/6

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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 9h

Sorry no, Computer Studies 🤷🏻‍♀️
Notably Honest Bob & a few shadow cabinet members studied:
Robert Jenrick History
Julia Lopez Social and Political Sciences
James Cleverly Hospitality Management Studies
Richard Holden Government and History
Alex Burghart History
Andrew Bowie History and Politics

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 9h

Ok, but have you managed to get the pop coming out your nose yet ?

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 10h

If you’re a Labour member & you want a return to Labour values join the #GreenParty
You certainly won’t get them from Labour & definitely not from Phillipson (suddenly claiming she’s Trans supportive).
She’s about to impose draconian EHRC guidance denying Trans rights & isolating us from society.

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 10h

Looks like BSky is having a few issues today, non responsive a while back now (UK), searches non-responsive…

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 14h

Four of her cabinet studied history including Jenrick…

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 15h

Hmm, what about history ?

Robert Jenrick History
Richard Holden Government and History
Alex Burghart History
Andrew Bowie History and Politics