I think we have reached the point in American politics where even Nixon seems like a better idea than whatever this is.

Have you verified that you are actually in Australia?

The best chicken. We like to pair them with steamed lotus buns and pickled carrots and pretend we are fancy.

Yeah, we killed the perfect attendance prize during Covid and never brought it back. It has always been an unsustainable goal. The kids who are chronically absent aren’t going to magically find a solution just because you offered them a certificate.

We could throw mud bombs at his car?

Too bad. They probably need more dudes who are not precious about The Art as members.

It's magical thinking, but it costs billions of dollars.

Jimmy was shocked this week that the kids have stopped calling me “Bruh” and switched over to “Chat”. Maybe try that?