Jens Hagström
@jenscer.bsky.social
Ideally this will be 80% me discussing pro cycling with likeminded morons but there should be some other random stuff too.
If I revert to Swedish I'm likely irate about some local issue that may or may not be relevant if you live in Kansas or Kuala Lumpur.
If I revert to Swedish I'm likely irate about some local issue that may or may not be relevant if you live in Kansas or Kuala Lumpur.
No no! Don't show us the back!
If people didn't need to check out how new kits look from the back they would have no reason at all to tune in to the Tour DownUnder.
If people didn't need to check out how new kits look from the back they would have no reason at all to tune in to the Tour DownUnder.
Even los van dit specifieke truitje: die team kit presentaties missen altijd 1 cruciaal punt: 90% van de tijd gaan wij naar de rug kijken, dus presenteer ons dan ook die rug!
NSN team kit for 2026
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
No no! Don't show us the back!
If people didn't need to check out how new kits look from the back they would have no reason at all to tune in to the Tour DownUnder.
If people didn't need to check out how new kits look from the back they would have no reason at all to tune in to the Tour DownUnder.
This is one of those designs where if/when this team gets some actual sponsors they'll quickly take out all the fun/quirky/messy elements to provide some visibility for them.
And the color scheme is nice, it's essentially a version of an early 2000s Slipstream kit .
And the color scheme is nice, it's essentially a version of an early 2000s Slipstream kit .
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is one of those designs where if/when this team gets some actual sponsors they'll quickly take out all the fun/quirky/messy elements to provide some visibility for them.
And the color scheme is nice, it's essentially a version of an early 2000s Slipstream kit .
And the color scheme is nice, it's essentially a version of an early 2000s Slipstream kit .
Look, there's no rule that says you can't copy/paste together a Pinterest moodboard and then use it as a jersey design, so pipe down with all the snarky comments out there.
NSN Cycling (formally IPT) have launched their new look for 2026 and, I must say, it's definitely different! I don't hate it but also not keen. What do you think to the new Swiss squad look?
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Look, there's no rule that says you can't copy/paste together a Pinterest moodboard and then use it as a jersey design, so pipe down with all the snarky comments out there.
Reposted by Jens Hagström
Och där hoppade trenden med spexiga jultröjor tack och lov hajen med buller och brak. Inte en minut för tidigt.
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Och där hoppade trenden med spexiga jultröjor tack och lov hajen med buller och brak. Inte en minut för tidigt.
I've put up a Christmas tree full of decorations and now I just wait for the reaction when my cat discovers this smörgåsbord of potential entertainment for the first time in his life.
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I've put up a Christmas tree full of decorations and now I just wait for the reaction when my cat discovers this smörgåsbord of potential entertainment for the first time in his life.
Pretty fake highlights package making up a story of how Van Alphen distanced Van Anrooij in the sand and then held off.....which is obviously not what happened.
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Pretty fake highlights package making up a story of how Van Alphen distanced Van Anrooij in the sand and then held off.....which is obviously not what happened.
Cameras half missed how Van Alphen dropped Shirin
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Cameras half missed how Van Alphen dropped Shirin
Sand makes all the difference on this course.
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sand makes all the difference on this course.
On day four of this severe, and possibly life threatening, mancold I can once again summon the energy to tweet or bloop or whatever it is called on bluesky.
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
On day four of this severe, and possibly life threatening, mancold I can once again summon the energy to tweet or bloop or whatever it is called on bluesky.
There's a hen in there. This is going to be good.
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
There's a hen in there. This is going to be good.
Well who doesn't enjoy a nice heated bathroom floor?
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well who doesn't enjoy a nice heated bathroom floor?
Stage 5 of the women's Giro looks mighty tasty. Treacherous profile in the heart of the Dolomites.
And this year in a better time slot, June 3 for this stage.
And this year in a better time slot, June 3 for this stage.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Stage 5 of the women's Giro looks mighty tasty. Treacherous profile in the heart of the Dolomites.
And this year in a better time slot, June 3 for this stage.
And this year in a better time slot, June 3 for this stage.
Malmöfråga. Är det mitt minne som spelar spratt med mig eller brukade det inte finnas (så sent som 80-90-tal) en reklamskylt för Saturnus på typ Facklanhuset på Lönngatan?
Eller var det kanske så att man kunde se skylt på Saturnushuset på Lantmannagatan ifrån Lönngatan?
Eller var det kanske så att man kunde se skylt på Saturnushuset på Lantmannagatan ifrån Lönngatan?
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Malmöfråga. Är det mitt minne som spelar spratt med mig eller brukade det inte finnas (så sent som 80-90-tal) en reklamskylt för Saturnus på typ Facklanhuset på Lönngatan?
Eller var det kanske så att man kunde se skylt på Saturnushuset på Lantmannagatan ifrån Lönngatan?
Eller var det kanske så att man kunde se skylt på Saturnushuset på Lantmannagatan ifrån Lönngatan?
Ska vi gissa att planen är att när de lyckats haverera Moderaterna fullständigt i opinionen så tänker den här loser-legionen med Bohlin, Dousa, Forssell och Malmer Stenegard i spetsen mass-avhoppa till SverigeDemokraterna?
Sveriges antidesinformationsminister har poddat med Chang Frick.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ska vi gissa att planen är att när de lyckats haverera Moderaterna fullständigt i opinionen så tänker den här loser-legionen med Bohlin, Dousa, Forssell och Malmer Stenegard i spetsen mass-avhoppa till SverigeDemokraterna?
Thibau Nys shitting on Belgian cyclocross courses. I'm sure that won't get any headlines.
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Thibau Nys shitting on Belgian cyclocross courses. I'm sure that won't get any headlines.
It's kind of funny how we are always talking about globalizing cyclocross, meanwhile riders:
"It's sooooo faaaaar to go all the way to Normandy"
"It's sooooo faaaaar to go all the way to Normandy"
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's kind of funny how we are always talking about globalizing cyclocross, meanwhile riders:
"It's sooooo faaaaar to go all the way to Normandy"
"It's sooooo faaaaar to go all the way to Normandy"
Imagining the poor French aristocrat in Flamanville getting told just before he got the chop from the guillotine that the filthy masses were going to use his beautiful castle grounds to race cyclocross. Mon dieu!
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Imagining the poor French aristocrat in Flamanville getting told just before he got the chop from the guillotine that the filthy masses were going to use his beautiful castle grounds to race cyclocross. Mon dieu!
Van Alphen sneaking by in corners as usual
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Van Alphen sneaking by in corners as usual
Pancake breakfast for everyone
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Pancake breakfast for everyone
The fact that the feel and smell of freshly soaped wood floors is amazing really does wonders for my otherwise dubious house cleaning morale.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The fact that the feel and smell of freshly soaped wood floors is amazing really does wonders for my otherwise dubious house cleaning morale.
Congratulations to Joao Almeida! You're not really a mature established professional bike rider until you've had your first "there's no respect in the peloton anymore"-story published in the cycling media.
🇵🇹 João Almeida holds peloton accountable for crashes
"I think there is a lack of respect in the bunch. People do not really care if they crash, they do not really think much about safety"
📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/joao...
📸 Cor Vos
"I think there is a lack of respect in the bunch. People do not really care if they crash, they do not really think much about safety"
📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/joao...
📸 Cor Vos
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Congratulations to Joao Almeida! You're not really a mature established professional bike rider until you've had your first "there's no respect in the peloton anymore"-story published in the cycling media.
"A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team."
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team."
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
🇳🇱 Mathieu van der Poel
🗓️ Cyclocross schedule
🇧🇪 Namur
🇧🇪 Antwerp
🇧🇪 Koksijde
🇧🇪 Hofstade
🇧🇪 Gavere
🇧🇪 Loenhout
🇧🇪 Baal
🇧🇪 Mol
🇧🇪 Zonhoven
🇪🇸 Benidorm
🇧🇪 Maasmechelen
🇳🇱 Hoogerheide
🌈 Worlds
#cycling
🗓️ Cyclocross schedule
🇧🇪 Namur
🇧🇪 Antwerp
🇧🇪 Koksijde
🇧🇪 Hofstade
🇧🇪 Gavere
🇧🇪 Loenhout
🇧🇪 Baal
🇧🇪 Mol
🇧🇪 Zonhoven
🇪🇸 Benidorm
🇧🇪 Maasmechelen
🇳🇱 Hoogerheide
🌈 Worlds
#cycling
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
A 1940s two-tone dial that is ever-changing depending on how the light hits it. A lost art in modern watchmaking.
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A 1940s two-tone dial that is ever-changing depending on how the light hits it. A lost art in modern watchmaking.