Jensequitur
@jensequitur.bsky.social
Grandiose statement about my abilities and accomplishments, coupled with unnecessary personal detail. I am a real human bean.
Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.
Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.
I always thought that I would like a VR game that I could play while riding an exercise bike that would replicate the Road Rash gameplay experience. Lots of bashing of other players with various implements that you steal along the way, along with side swiping riders and jumping off ramps.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I always thought that I would like a VR game that I could play while riding an exercise bike that would replicate the Road Rash gameplay experience. Lots of bashing of other players with various implements that you steal along the way, along with side swiping riders and jumping off ramps.
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
I saw this today and was reminded of this episode. What if the gold blobs on the walls of the Oval Office are actually mind altering parasites?
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I saw this today and was reminded of this episode. What if the gold blobs on the walls of the Oval Office are actually mind altering parasites?
BCBSTX finally sent me their rates for 2026. Fortunately, I now have another job with much better health insurance.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
BCBSTX finally sent me their rates for 2026. Fortunately, I now have another job with much better health insurance.
Cankles of stone!
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Cankles of stone!
Just received this in my inbox. I'm okay, I have another job with better insurance, but many people in Texas will be paying $300-$600 a month for the same crappy insurance they had before.
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just received this in my inbox. I'm okay, I have another job with better insurance, but many people in Texas will be paying $300-$600 a month for the same crappy insurance they had before.
So I preemptively blocked them, because y'know, but I also reported them for spam and unwanted content, just for the lols.
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So I preemptively blocked them, because y'know, but I also reported them for spam and unwanted content, just for the lols.
I got this new Fanttik mini drill and it's great for carving tiny things.
October 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I got this new Fanttik mini drill and it's great for carving tiny things.
I can't leave the zombie pets alone for one second, apparently.
October 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I can't leave the zombie pets alone for one second, apparently.
Made a Librarian Witch!
September 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Made a Librarian Witch!
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
September 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
Chat GPT is a smile on a dog.
August 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Chat GPT is a smile on a dog.
Other George, my first puppet. I’m not a performer of puppets, but I’d like to learn.
August 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Other George, my first puppet. I’m not a performer of puppets, but I’d like to learn.
My baby dragon puppet.
August 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My baby dragon puppet.
I saw this from Accuweather today. Texans (me) are terrible about acknowledging weather warnings.
July 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I saw this from Accuweather today. Texans (me) are terrible about acknowledging weather warnings.
Ah, that reminds me of my Ghandi as a gadfly illustration.
July 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ah, that reminds me of my Ghandi as a gadfly illustration.
New custom mask I’ve been working on. It has a coat of Mod Podge mixed with sand to give it more texture.
June 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
New custom mask I’ve been working on. It has a coat of Mod Podge mixed with sand to give it more texture.
My mistake was in picking too wide of a pipe - forgot about the venturi effect. Other than that it worked. I had to keep putting ice in it every afternoon.
June 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My mistake was in picking too wide of a pipe - forgot about the venturi effect. Other than that it worked. I had to keep putting ice in it every afternoon.
@nora.zone Finally got to wear my molotov cocktail earrings to an actual protest!
June 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@nora.zone Finally got to wear my molotov cocktail earrings to an actual protest!
My two signs! I spent more time on the purple one, but I think the cardboard one was better.
June 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My two signs! I spent more time on the purple one, but I think the cardboard one was better.
