Jensequitur
@jensequitur.bsky.social
Grandiose statement about my abilities and accomplishments, coupled with unnecessary personal detail. I am a real human bean.
Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.
Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.
Possibly for those that wanted to remain anonymous while receiving massages?
What in the hell are those creepy male faces on the wall?!
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Possibly for those that wanted to remain anonymous while receiving massages?
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I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?"
As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?"
As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
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@jensequitur.bsky.social has swears! They've used 47 profanities in their last 915 posts.
🥇 "shit" (11 times)
🥈 "fuck" (5 times)
🥉 "bullshit" (5 times)
🥇 "shit" (11 times)
🥈 "fuck" (5 times)
🥉 "bullshit" (5 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@jensequitur.bsky.social has swears! They've used 47 profanities in their last 915 posts.
🥇 "shit" (11 times)
🥈 "fuck" (5 times)
🥉 "bullshit" (5 times)
🥇 "shit" (11 times)
🥈 "fuck" (5 times)
🥉 "bullshit" (5 times)
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Might be thinking about this more than usual because of a project that will probably be announced next year, but I am ALSO thinking about the rapid invisibilization of survivors of both these things, and the fact that history has largely forgotten about encephalitis lethargica.
Been thinking a lot about how the pandemic fundamentally broke our brains and our collective response; in a way it reminds me of the frenzied excess of the 1920s as people reeled from WWI and the influenza pandemic, and the hard fall we took at the end of that decade is coming for us this time too.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Might be thinking about this more than usual because of a project that will probably be announced next year, but I am ALSO thinking about the rapid invisibilization of survivors of both these things, and the fact that history has largely forgotten about encephalitis lethargica.
What the fuck, @profanity.accountant?
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
What the fuck, @profanity.accountant?
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Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
I was already saying I would need to found a religion to get freedom from AI, turns out I just need to be Catholic.
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I was already saying I would need to found a religion to get freedom from AI, turns out I just need to be Catholic.
Rude. But fair.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Rude. But fair.
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After much anticipation, we're so proud to have finally unveiled the Greenhearth Necromancer demo!! You can check it out now -- play through the intro and then enjoy sandbox play for as long as you want! there's no end!
The Greenhearth Necromancer demo is now available! ✨🌱💀
Start your magical journey and:
🌱 Grow & care for a balcony of plants!
✨ Try out some spells, potions, and rituals!
👋 Meet + greet some of your fellow neighbours!
+ sandbox play, achievements, & more!*
➡ store.steampowered.com/app/2127570/...
Start your magical journey and:
🌱 Grow & care for a balcony of plants!
✨ Try out some spells, potions, and rituals!
👋 Meet + greet some of your fellow neighbours!
+ sandbox play, achievements, & more!*
➡ store.steampowered.com/app/2127570/...
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
After much anticipation, we're so proud to have finally unveiled the Greenhearth Necromancer demo!! You can check it out now -- play through the intro and then enjoy sandbox play for as long as you want! there's no end!
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You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
It's not just a factoid, it's actually fact - they've bred a less bitter brussel sprout. I'm one of those people that can taste glucosinolates.
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's not just a factoid, it's actually fact - they've bred a less bitter brussel sprout. I'm one of those people that can taste glucosinolates.
The point of teaching isn't a race to see which kid can learn the most in the shortest time, it's making sure that every kid learns, whatever it takes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The point of teaching isn't a race to see which kid can learn the most in the shortest time, it's making sure that every kid learns, whatever it takes.
What's crazy about AI is that we all say we don't want this. Yet they keep shoving it in our faces. I'm going to have to found a religion just so I can have the right to stop seeing AI b.s. everywhere.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What's crazy about AI is that we all say we don't want this. Yet they keep shoving it in our faces. I'm going to have to found a religion just so I can have the right to stop seeing AI b.s. everywhere.
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#BREAKING U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis in Chicago is entering a preliminary injunction governing the use of force against protesters and journalists.
Ellis, apparently wrapping up, is quoting George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin and others.
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#BREAKING U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis in Chicago is entering a preliminary injunction governing the use of force against protesters and journalists.
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GOOD MORNING
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
GOOD MORNING
It should be noted that this is not 'gold' script, it's colored in a gradient of yellowish browns to make it appear gold.
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It should be noted that this is not 'gold' script, it's colored in a gradient of yellowish browns to make it appear gold.
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
This reminds me of my idea to rethink the House of Representatives - have the selection be done via the lottery system of registered voters. If you are a registered voter, someday you may be asked to serve your country as a Representative. Do it online and log in from the house.
Of course we all want to uncap the House. Cold take
But are you a Bad Enough Dude (gender-neutral) to uncap it according to the original formulation, resulting in a House with approximately 11,000 members?
But are you a Bad Enough Dude (gender-neutral) to uncap it according to the original formulation, resulting in a House with approximately 11,000 members?
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This reminds me of my idea to rethink the House of Representatives - have the selection be done via the lottery system of registered voters. If you are a registered voter, someday you may be asked to serve your country as a Representative. Do it online and log in from the house.
I've got a business as a tattoo artist. It really draws upon my people skills.
I've got a new business selling used planes. They're flying off the lot.
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I've got a business as a tattoo artist. It really draws upon my people skills.
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Ichabod's flight from the Headless Horseman is one of the high water marks in Disney animation, from direction to sound design, it all comes together in an incredible mood...
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Ichabod's flight from the Headless Horseman is one of the high water marks in Disney animation, from direction to sound design, it all comes together in an incredible mood...
Cankles of stone!
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Cankles of stone!