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Jensequitur
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Grandiose statement about my abilities and accomplishments, coupled with unnecessary personal detail. I am a real human bean.
Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.
Lately I've seen a lot of D&D stuff appear in Magic the Gathering Arena, so they're still tapping into that intellectual property.
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm just waiting for when they arrest all of them and take them to jail... not holding my breath tho.
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I always thought that I would like a VR game that I could play while riding an exercise bike that would replicate the Road Rash gameplay experience. Lots of bashing of other players with various implements that you steal along the way, along with side swiping riders and jumping off ramps.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I see I’m like the 15th person to suggest this. 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bubble pipe! Then you can blow bubbles at people. Win win.
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’ve never been able to do it on my phone, only my PC.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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@jensequitur.bsky.social has swears! They've used 47 profanities in their last 915 posts.

🥇 "shit" (11 times)
🥈 "fuck" (5 times)
🥉 "bullshit" (5 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
So you won’t be able to read, but you can spot small animals from 300 feet in the air.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What if that’s what gamma rays are? Don’t they punch tiny little holes?
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lots of finger food snacks like sausage, cheese, sausage balls, crackers and various spreads… we rarely cook on Xmas Eve.
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Heterozygous carrier for Factor V Leiden.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Menudo!
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Capitalism is frequently the killer of good ideas because we can't make a profit.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Similar recipe proportions to that American party favorite, sausage balls. There's something about the way the flour reacts when sitting next to a fatty meat that makes it really yummy.
Bisquick Sausage Balls
These Bisquick sausage balls made with baking mix, sharp Cheddar cheese, and pork sausage make a great savory party appetizer, breakfast, or brunch!
www.allrecipes.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What I loved about the whole Vogon poetry bit was that this was written by somebody who has had to listen to a LOT of bad poetry.
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oh god, yes. I am actively not looking this up because I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM