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Fond of me lobster, ain't ye
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Mamdani charmed Trump so hard he was like you can call me whatever you want *wink*
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The funniest thing about Kimmel is that I assumed he said something negative about Charlie Kirk when they tried to get him kicked off TV.
September 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Remember when Dan Quail spelled potato wrong and people thought he was a fucking idiot for like 20 years?
September 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Post a team you would send instead of Patel and Bongino.
September 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey @wario64.bsky.social, I preordered a switch 2 from Target and it took like a week to get to me. Since it took so long they sent me a free $50 eShop code.
June 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
MAGA went from "Kamala will send your children to war" to "thank goodness dear leader bypassed Congress" so fucking fast.
June 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This Biden cancer announcement illustrates really well how some people are fully infected by Trump's hate machine. Dude with multiple divorces, felonies, rape accusations, impeachments, told you to hate Joe Biden as a human and you fully absorbed that and let it just become part of you. Crazy shit.
May 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
How little do tariffs impact someone like Donald Trump? He doesn't even know what groceries are.
Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."
April 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
April 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You know, MTG is right, the truth is not subjective. Trump is objectively a deranged racist sociopath.
March 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There's an exhausting thing in my life where extended family thinks "ceasefire talks between Moscow and Washington" are normal even though Moscow and Washington are not at war with each other.
March 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I love coming here because I get much deeper views on all things politically left, but I hate coming here because I also get deeper conversation and ideation around the insanity happening right now on the political right and it's legitimately terrifying.
March 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Domination by Developmental Incapacitation: Labor Power and the Capabilities Approach, or, How the Cogless Miners Sieze the Means of Transformation to Usher in an Era of Freedom and Abundant Energon. In this essay I will ...
I finally got around to watching Transformers One tonight. Someone must have whipped up something about its political philosophy by now, right?
March 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
March 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They're removing pages from the White House site like me editing the deck 5 minutes before a partner meeting.
March 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Career Republicans must be pretty upset that Donald "inject bleach into the body" Trump was the first one to figure out you can just do whatever you want and nobody will stop you.
March 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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1/🧵 Judges across ideological lines are ruling against Trump at strikingly similar rates (84% liberal, 86% centrist, 82% conservative). This isn't partisan opposition to Trump—it's the judiciary functioning as intended by cutting across partisan lines to uphold the Constitution.
March 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Typed a bunch of stuff and realized I was getting way too far down the doom hole. Checks and balances will hold. These guys are so braindead it honestly wouldn't take a lot to stop them, Dems just need to actually do it.
March 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
this is so wrongheaded I don’t even know where to start

having leverage is a function of the other side believing you’ll make real on your threats, and Dems have just shown that they will fold under a light breeze

why shouldn’t Rs jam them on everything from now on? there is no stronger footing
Schumer: "Now we can move on into areas where we have stronger footing."
March 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?

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My YES vote is *not* an endorsement of this deeply flawed CR.

My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.

I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
 
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.

Do not let anyone play games with you.
March 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
March 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dear @schumer.senate.gov, this cartoon hippo on bluesky is smarter than you.
March 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill.

They vote in the morning.
☎️: (202) 224-4451
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM