BuffaloJern
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BuffaloJern
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Some times you blow your nose and you're just - not the same dude you were 10secs ago.
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Chili sauce on a bandage is the name of my biography
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Okay. So Muppet Christmas Carol is objectively the best Christmas movie. That's a fact and I will not be taking further questions on that subject.

Now let's talk about Gremlins, which is my favorite Christmas movie.
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Truly it's like 10% of my brain space is dedicated to Blue Prince, 20% is dedicated to Control 2, and the rest is just trying to do normal human things.
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hey. Hey Remedy. Hey it's been like 24 hours and I can't stop <grinning/vibrating/excitement>. I need to know how to stop thinking about this for a moment. Help me.
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in CONTROL Resonant, a thrilling action-adventure RPG.

Watch the announcement trailer: youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60

CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Mac.

#CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant – Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in this thrilling action-adventure RPG. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and survival…
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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The council convenes once more
#deathblart
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And lo we shall head once more into the breach of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. And so I say to you all - FOOT LOCKER!
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
#GhostOfYotei with Watanabe Mode is such a vibe and I am so here for that vibe. So pleased New Game+ let's me live in this world more.
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
1000%
I said what I said
It is extremely funny to me that Erika Ishii said this in a year she was the protagonist in a major video game
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Cat waking me up at 3am, Fire alarm at 6am. Yeah I think the inability to stop yawning means putting a kibosh on using power tools.
October 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hades 2 is worse than Hades 1. I've been trying to dance around this, but I need to accept it.
September 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Alright. Enough. Stardew Valley's Fishing Minigame is the best fishing minigame. Fuck this ! bs, fuck weird angle nonsense, fuck all of it. It's the best one. And for those who are bad at it, and malign it - git. fucken. gud. scrub.
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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since the falcons aren't my team i typically only say "goddamn falcons" out loud four or five times every sunday
September 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So my boss knowing I've played/DM'd a bunch of DnD had asked for me to play a game with him and his 3 daughters (ages 8-14) because they'd been interested in it, but he was overwhelmed trying to set a game up.

And I gotta say, being a DM to people who've never played before is good shit.
September 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It is 2025. I am once again baffled that there is no restaurant chain that just serves a worldwide selection of dumplings in uncomfortable amounts (just a bucket of pierogis, gyoza, shumai, wontons, etc)
September 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
On the one hand I understand doing yardwork earlier in the day before the sun out is preferable.

On the other hand some guy weedwhacking for 2 & 1/2 hours starting at 7am is making it impossible to keep my eyes open.
August 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Between doing challenge modes and playing PC & PS5 I can confidently say that knowing you have the initial credits clear getting into room 46 is a FUCKEN RUSH. 8th or 9th time and my heart still outta my chest.
August 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Did you know if you pet cat, cat purrs. You also get to pet cat (this is good). Follow me for more tips.
July 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Three day weekends are bad because for a moment you almost remember what freedom was like.
May 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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FOOL TIME: THE SERIES FINALE
starring Wildman Whitehouse, one of the stupidest guys to ever live
1 hour, 11 minutes
this and the entire rest of the series are now live for our patreon members. subscriptions start at $5/month

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FOOL TIME, Part 4 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base
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April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The films Howl's Moving Castle and Contact have the same energy. I will be taking any and all questions.
April 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
@dropout.tv A statement proven so true due to builders starting at 8:30am on a Saturday in apt above me.
March 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Life Log Day 13,054: I still think of Muppet Treasure Island when making myself Shrimp Scampi
March 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM