Jeroen D Stout
@jeroendstout.bsky.social
I am two fools, I know
For loving, and for saying so
I make games but I work it in the dance halls
insta: thejeroendstout
For loving, and for saying so
I make games but I work it in the dance halls
insta: thejeroendstout
Watching Alien: Resurrection, Brad Dourif takes one breath and something in me said "ah, classic Brad Dourif"
December 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Watching Alien: Resurrection, Brad Dourif takes one breath and something in me said "ah, classic Brad Dourif"
I was thinking and like I had solved a major conundrum said out loud "maybe nobody in this family has slay energy" and that to me puts a good cap on 2025, it's definitely over
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I was thinking and like I had solved a major conundrum said out loud "maybe nobody in this family has slay energy" and that to me puts a good cap on 2025, it's definitely over
I can't believe nobody pointed out the similarity between Boy Cavalier from the absurdly awful Alien: Earth and youtuber styropyro, even the mannerisms are the same. The way styropyro just gets petulantly upset his 200 car battery array melts through wire and goes "ughhh that's so ANNOYING"
December 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I can't believe nobody pointed out the similarity between Boy Cavalier from the absurdly awful Alien: Earth and youtuber styropyro, even the mannerisms are the same. The way styropyro just gets petulantly upset his 200 car battery array melts through wire and goes "ughhh that's so ANNOYING"
I love completely different music than at the start of the year and I think it's because a lot of music requires a part of your brain that can feel out dancing to it. If you don't move to music probably a lot is really inaccessible.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I love completely different music than at the start of the year and I think it's because a lot of music requires a part of your brain that can feel out dancing to it. If you don't move to music probably a lot is really inaccessible.
A 1.5km sprint from my dance class to the bus stop and the bus driver said "just on time", to which I jokingly replied "BUT AT WHAT COST" in such a loud voice everybody on the bus looked up at me like they were classifying me as an absolute nut to be wary of. Then I humidified the bus with sweat.
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A 1.5km sprint from my dance class to the bus stop and the bus driver said "just on time", to which I jokingly replied "BUT AT WHAT COST" in such a loud voice everybody on the bus looked up at me like they were classifying me as an absolute nut to be wary of. Then I humidified the bus with sweat.
My new bit is a zoomer responding to 'ok' the way people respond to '67'
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My new bit is a zoomer responding to 'ok' the way people respond to '67'
Frankly my dear, I don't give a they/damn
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Frankly my dear, I don't give a they/damn
We can wrap up 2025, my ballet teacher gave an unambiguous compliment about my posture at barre, it's genuinely impossible for this year to get even better than that
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We can wrap up 2025, my ballet teacher gave an unambiguous compliment about my posture at barre, it's genuinely impossible for this year to get even better than that
Full-throatedly supporting to doing the warm up sesh to All I Want For Christmas, thereby severing the thread of prophecy. Now you all are persisting in the doomed world I have created
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Full-throatedly supporting to doing the warm up sesh to All I Want For Christmas, thereby severing the thread of prophecy. Now you all are persisting in the doomed world I have created
Genuinely struggled to even turn the page after this, just questioning if I even like reading
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Genuinely struggled to even turn the page after this, just questioning if I even like reading
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at a supermarket near me works a woman i call the coles nazi. she looks and moves and behaves like a prison warden in a film. for a baton she rolls up a catalogue and holds it with both hands behind her back in her fists, white-knuckled, and she walks like a bully cop, chest out, feet swinging high
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
at a supermarket near me works a woman i call the coles nazi. she looks and moves and behaves like a prison warden in a film. for a baton she rolls up a catalogue and holds it with both hands behind her back in her fists, white-knuckled, and she walks like a bully cop, chest out, feet swinging high
The dancehall guy asking "do you know what I love most" on the beat and me thoughtlessly replying "booty" to the speakers, like a child above the age bracket watching Sesame Street
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The dancehall guy asking "do you know what I love most" on the beat and me thoughtlessly replying "booty" to the speakers, like a child above the age bracket watching Sesame Street
Girlie with hiphop vibes on the bus nodding to music, intentionally making eye contact when exiting, walking away into the night without looking back with a happy bounce bounce bounce. It's the ephemerality of this sort of thing that kept Cao Xueqin up at night
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Girlie with hiphop vibes on the bus nodding to music, intentionally making eye contact when exiting, walking away into the night without looking back with a happy bounce bounce bounce. It's the ephemerality of this sort of thing that kept Cao Xueqin up at night
Living on the knife edge between "hello, beloved friend, a star shines on our meeting" and "hey bitch, where you been"
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Living on the knife edge between "hello, beloved friend, a star shines on our meeting" and "hey bitch, where you been"
In a world increasingly interested in age bracket stats, instead of measuring my telomeres or counting the rings in my bones, like a normal person, I am every day encountering a generational divide graph where I get to see what group I most match with.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
In a world increasingly interested in age bracket stats, instead of measuring my telomeres or counting the rings in my bones, like a normal person, I am every day encountering a generational divide graph where I get to see what group I most match with.
Sitting on the tram watching someone do their mascara the passive, leisurely way I would watch someone do a boulder I've topped earlier
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Sitting on the tram watching someone do their mascara the passive, leisurely way I would watch someone do a boulder I've topped earlier
Doing a morning of doo-wop and while I love the vibe and swing it's really hard after having heard Ashnikko sing 'I want to sit on the DJ's face / feel the beat through my puss' to still buy into incredibly innocent lyrics like 'oh man there ain't nothing like / twisting the night away'
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Doing a morning of doo-wop and while I love the vibe and swing it's really hard after having heard Ashnikko sing 'I want to sit on the DJ's face / feel the beat through my puss' to still buy into incredibly innocent lyrics like 'oh man there ain't nothing like / twisting the night away'
Love it when someone studies your face, clearly looking at your make-up, and stars a sentence with "it's giving..."
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Love it when someone studies your face, clearly looking at your make-up, and stars a sentence with "it's giving..."
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Practicing the choreo to Santa Tell Me at home and immediately straining my neck, Christmas is cancelled
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Practicing the choreo to Santa Tell Me at home and immediately straining my neck, Christmas is cancelled
Reaching new amazing levels of vindictive songwriting
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Reaching new amazing levels of vindictive songwriting
I wanted to type "every time I open my mouth" and instead wrote "every time I open my mother" and I just know somewhere out there on some darkened isle, Freud's grave stirs.
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I wanted to type "every time I open my mouth" and instead wrote "every time I open my mother" and I just know somewhere out there on some darkened isle, Freud's grave stirs.
Thesem days I'm surrounded by more people who have children, and I'm still not over the realisation that where as a child I believed that adults were simply a bit slow and out of the loop, I now with horror see they are intentionally not understanding basic new memes.
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Thesem days I'm surrounded by more people who have children, and I'm still not over the realisation that where as a child I believed that adults were simply a bit slow and out of the loop, I now with horror see they are intentionally not understanding basic new memes.
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
Doing a femme class to Santa Tell Me tonight which I think is the largest cultural victory Christmas has ever made over me.
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Doing a femme class to Santa Tell Me tonight which I think is the largest cultural victory Christmas has ever made over me.