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I love @theonion.com. Also, it could happen.

Who uses Facebook at this point I don’t understand. Is it exclusively an old person thing? Is it the children? Who is keeping this website afloat

America going full I am Spartacus over Luigi Mangione’s alibi is my favorite thing right now

oh no who could have done this

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

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if my dog learns to dab, he shits wherever he pleases

Having experienced them all:

Bluesky > Threads > Staring into the middle distance in longing > the emptiness inside > twitter

I wish I cared about anything as much as Nancy Mace cares about where people pee.

Why is it every year there's a new article or documentary on porn that treats it like some new phenomenon humans just discovered instead of the fact that we've been gooning since we could draw titties on caves

Love that new social media smell