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I stay unbothered ✨️
all I know is library
all I know is library
thinking about becoming more problematic... my gf is having trouble writing because she's happy (my fault), so I gotta give her something to write about!!
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
thinking about becoming more problematic... my gf is having trouble writing because she's happy (my fault), so I gotta give her something to write about!!
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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
I made my gf cry today & I feel SO HAPPY
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I made my gf cry today & I feel SO HAPPY
I ought to just stop checking the weather... every time they say it's gonna warm up soon... nope, just gets colder.
it hasn't been above 0°F since December 3rd.
it's been weeks of -30 & colder & how am I still alive
it hasn't been above 0°F since December 3rd.
it's been weeks of -30 & colder & how am I still alive
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I ought to just stop checking the weather... every time they say it's gonna warm up soon... nope, just gets colder.
it hasn't been above 0°F since December 3rd.
it's been weeks of -30 & colder & how am I still alive
it hasn't been above 0°F since December 3rd.
it's been weeks of -30 & colder & how am I still alive
my gf hardly code switched around my parents!!!!! I'm so proud of her.
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
my gf hardly code switched around my parents!!!!! I'm so proud of her.
I shouldn't be allowed to be this loved.... makes me act all crazylike
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I shouldn't be allowed to be this loved.... makes me act all crazylike
I'm so lucky....
I'm so so so lucky....
I got the best one n I better treat her right
I'm so so so lucky....
I got the best one n I better treat her right
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm so lucky....
I'm so so so lucky....
I got the best one n I better treat her right
I'm so so so lucky....
I got the best one n I better treat her right
I'm the luckiest girl in the world..... my baby takes such good care of me
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm the luckiest girl in the world..... my baby takes such good care of me
hope
boobs
homosex
my gf is gonna be ecstatic when I tell her about this
boobs
homosex
my gf is gonna be ecstatic when I tell her about this
December 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
hope
boobs
homosex
my gf is gonna be ecstatic when I tell her about this
boobs
homosex
my gf is gonna be ecstatic when I tell her about this
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Thirsty Dog!/Thirsty Cat! (1994-1994): Liters of lightly carbonated bottled water made specifically for pets, containing vitamins and flavorings ("crispy beef" for dogs, and "tangy fish" for cats), but FDA approved for humans consumption, and even certified kosher.
November 30, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Thirsty Dog!/Thirsty Cat! (1994-1994): Liters of lightly carbonated bottled water made specifically for pets, containing vitamins and flavorings ("crispy beef" for dogs, and "tangy fish" for cats), but FDA approved for humans consumption, and even certified kosher.
getting brain freeze drinking the vodka I had in the freezer
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
getting brain freeze drinking the vodka I had in the freezer
is there anything sweeter than a new cat parent???
like, yes! please! post every picture n video of that cute lil baby !!!
I know exactly how you feel!!! you are correct!!! that IS truly THEE best thing you've ever welcomed into your home 🥲
like, yes! please! post every picture n video of that cute lil baby !!!
I know exactly how you feel!!! you are correct!!! that IS truly THEE best thing you've ever welcomed into your home 🥲
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
is there anything sweeter than a new cat parent???
like, yes! please! post every picture n video of that cute lil baby !!!
I know exactly how you feel!!! you are correct!!! that IS truly THEE best thing you've ever welcomed into your home 🥲
like, yes! please! post every picture n video of that cute lil baby !!!
I know exactly how you feel!!! you are correct!!! that IS truly THEE best thing you've ever welcomed into your home 🥲
[dipping my salt & vinegar chips in my martini]
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
[dipping my salt & vinegar chips in my martini]
me whenever I see a picture of snow covered spruce trees: wow that looks like here!!
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
me whenever I see a picture of snow covered spruce trees: wow that looks like here!!
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when u lose a brain cell after a sneeze
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
when u lose a brain cell after a sneeze
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i'm so constantly right about everything. when i see someone disagreeing who i don't dislike, it's so sad... like, don't do that. don't be wrong 🥺
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i'm so constantly right about everything. when i see someone disagreeing who i don't dislike, it's so sad... like, don't do that. don't be wrong 🥺
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my mom said of course she described me & my siblings as "tender & mild" so suck it baby Jesus, there are 4 of us & only 1 of you,!!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
my mom said of course she described me & my siblings as "tender & mild" so suck it baby Jesus, there are 4 of us & only 1 of you,!!!!!
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
back on my bullshit*
(*can't differentiate between my dreams and real life memories)
(*can't differentiate between my dreams and real life memories)
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
back on my bullshit*
(*can't differentiate between my dreams and real life memories)
(*can't differentiate between my dreams and real life memories)
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If you pour me a glass of pinot noir, it’s about to binot moir lol. i love that stuff!yum!
October 8, 2023 at 10:16 AM
If you pour me a glass of pinot noir, it’s about to binot moir lol. i love that stuff!yum!
(but fr I ran out of saline nasal spray last night & my life is going to be hell until I buy more)
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
(but fr I ran out of saline nasal spray last night & my life is going to be hell until I buy more)
sniffing my tears like saline solution as they run down my nose
this is a self sustaining system
this is a self sustaining system
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
sniffing my tears like saline solution as they run down my nose
this is a self sustaining system
this is a self sustaining system