Jesse Whiting
@jessewhiting.bsky.social
I'm a busy working mom.
We've reached the point in steroid and tattoo proliferation that one can no longer easily tell the difference between a gay porn actor and a yoked straight fellow. Is this a good thing? Probably not, but we have worse things to worry about.
April 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We've reached the point in steroid and tattoo proliferation that one can no longer easily tell the difference between a gay porn actor and a yoked straight fellow. Is this a good thing? Probably not, but we have worse things to worry about.
Lol
you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Lol
I'm calling every time I leave my apartment an ORTBO (I'm very behind on Severance).
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'm calling every time I leave my apartment an ORTBO (I'm very behind on Severance).
Is it a jocular prank between bros or setup for some erotic filmed entertainment? Who can even say anymore?
March 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is it a jocular prank between bros or setup for some erotic filmed entertainment? Who can even say anymore?
Newsom's sliminess somehow making Bannon look like a normal to the touch human person.
Remember to never again vote for Gavin Newsom for anything unless it’s to be Governor of the Bottom of The Sea
March 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Newsom's sliminess somehow making Bannon look like a normal to the touch human person.
Guys is this bad or good for our fave billionaire Apartheid Clyde?
March 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Guys is this bad or good for our fave billionaire Apartheid Clyde?
I don't enjoy "eat the rich" as an anti-capitalist slogan. It's dumb and vague. We need to tax the rich. Or introduce them to a certain French invention popularized during the Revolution.
March 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I don't enjoy "eat the rich" as an anti-capitalist slogan. It's dumb and vague. We need to tax the rich. Or introduce them to a certain French invention popularized during the Revolution.
My feed here is just the worst news you could hear followed by pictures of dicks and butts and I know it's permanently fucking me up. Another few months and I'll be gooning to The Intercept.
March 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My feed here is just the worst news you could hear followed by pictures of dicks and butts and I know it's permanently fucking me up. Another few months and I'll be gooning to The Intercept.
It's fun to contact friends and tell them things.
Elon's government email is:
[email protected]
Please don't send anything to it, that would not be good at all!
theintercept.com/2025/03/06/e...
[email protected]
Please don't send anything to it, that would not be good at all!
theintercept.com/2025/03/06/e...
We Found Elon Musk’s DOGE Email Address and We’re Fighting to Reveal His Messages
The Intercept is publishing Elon Musk’s government email address to aid those seeking information on DOGE in the public interest.
theintercept.com
March 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It's fun to contact friends and tell them things.
Let me just say that Ro Khanna is a fucking moron and that this flight of fancy never happened.
March 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Let me just say that Ro Khanna is a fucking moron and that this flight of fancy never happened.
Imagine if a humble pathogen could do what all the pussy hats combined could not? 🫡🇺🇲🦠
“My kids and I drink raw milk and we’ve never been healthier,” says Katie Miller, a DOGE spokesperson, in the midst of a bird flu outbreak.
March 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Imagine if a humble pathogen could do what all the pussy hats combined could not? 🫡🇺🇲🦠
Yay some new friends to contact!
March 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Yay some new friends to contact!
I know that this is a very small example of a prominent person suffering from internet brain rot but Grimes calling Vivienne Westwood a psy op (complimentary) just rankles and make me mythink Clare is just a fucking dummy after all.
March 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I know that this is a very small example of a prominent person suffering from internet brain rot but Grimes calling Vivienne Westwood a psy op (complimentary) just rankles and make me mythink Clare is just a fucking dummy after all.
I think my biggest mistake in life was working in an industry not favored by American mythology (fashion). If I had the sense to be a banker or auto maker or coal miner at least I could expect a little lip service and maybe some sweet bailout cash every now and again.
March 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I think my biggest mistake in life was working in an industry not favored by American mythology (fashion). If I had the sense to be a banker or auto maker or coal miner at least I could expect a little lip service and maybe some sweet bailout cash every now and again.
Reposted by Jesse Whiting
You can really chart the evolution of Catholicism in politics by the fact that our only two Catholic VPs have been an old Plastic Paddy from a decaying steel town and a deranged crypto-Nazi convert who follows guys on Twitter named LoliHimmler
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You can really chart the evolution of Catholicism in politics by the fact that our only two Catholic VPs have been an old Plastic Paddy from a decaying steel town and a deranged crypto-Nazi convert who follows guys on Twitter named LoliHimmler
Lol same
Pretty sure my role in violent revolution is to be blown up in my own apartment while trying to build a detonator.
March 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Lol same
I've forgotten how to modify my adult content preferences on here so if you see me out in the world I'm not a pervert I'm just on Bluesky.
March 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I've forgotten how to modify my adult content preferences on here so if you see me out in the world I'm not a pervert I'm just on Bluesky.
How your email finds me.
March 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How your email finds me.
Centrists seem to suffer from nostalgia for a thing that never was.
The key factor in the Cuomo apologia is a lot of centrists just form opinions by looking at what leftists oppose and supporting it, they used to approach Eric Adams from the same angle
March 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Centrists seem to suffer from nostalgia for a thing that never was.
Did all of you see that centrist Democrat get together in which they decided that focusing on small dollar donations and not going to enough gun shows was what cost them the 2024 election? Honestly there is no hope for a party that is this fucking stupid.
March 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Did all of you see that centrist Democrat get together in which they decided that focusing on small dollar donations and not going to enough gun shows was what cost them the 2024 election? Honestly there is no hope for a party that is this fucking stupid.
THIS. The number of people messaging me to say they support Cuomo because he's going to be tough on Trump (not on here no one follows me here on Instagram where I am FAMOUS (lol)) and it's like what? He's just a fucking sex pest weirdo who's quite right wing. Get your shit together New Yorkers.
People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.
March 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
THIS. The number of people messaging me to say they support Cuomo because he's going to be tough on Trump (not on here no one follows me here on Instagram where I am FAMOUS (lol)) and it's like what? He's just a fucking sex pest weirdo who's quite right wing. Get your shit together New Yorkers.
I'm not saying I'm suicidal but if someone wanted to drive a steamroller into my apartment and crush me into my couch I wouldn't be mad.
March 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm not saying I'm suicidal but if someone wanted to drive a steamroller into my apartment and crush me into my couch I wouldn't be mad.
Instagram boycott update: I'm starting to miss that "content creator" who spoke in a weird voice about how he had a big dick and wanted to put it in your body in a way that was polite but also very disturbing. I don't miss Will Blunderfield though. Yet.
February 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Instagram boycott update: I'm starting to miss that "content creator" who spoke in a weird voice about how he had a big dick and wanted to put it in your body in a way that was polite but also very disturbing. I don't miss Will Blunderfield though. Yet.
My Instagram boycott is going... Okay? I unconsciously opened it twice in the last hour which is a great improvement over my normal rate which is doing that several hundred times.
February 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My Instagram boycott is going... Okay? I unconsciously opened it twice in the last hour which is a great improvement over my normal rate which is doing that several hundred times.
Sometimes I forget you can post dingdong on here.
February 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sometimes I forget you can post dingdong on here.