Jessicanonize 🌬
@jessica-calvert.com
Catholic, writer, poet, editor, anti- anyone who thinks my trans daughter is going to Hell. Associate editor for @jacklegpress.bsky.social, Reader for @unchartedmag.bsky.social and @Dogyardmag.com. Charismatic cult leader @ganskekult.com X: @ganske_kult
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Jessicanonize 🌬
@jessica-calvert.com
· Sep 8
No longer young, but I suppose
I fail to grasp horizons seized;
be this my aim — to live well-pleased
in poverty — the life I chose.
Never lament the end is near;
leave me to my endless dreams.
Let me linger where time redeems —
before I wither, then disappear.
I fail to grasp horizons seized;
be this my aim — to live well-pleased
in poverty — the life I chose.
Never lament the end is near;
leave me to my endless dreams.
Let me linger where time redeems —
before I wither, then disappear.
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Daily Cult Fact: On the 61st anniversary of CBS buying Fender on January 5th, 2026, Gibson friends will have to honor National Say Something Nice Day by admitting how beneficial the Swinger's parts were to farmers for use as fence post caps, gate latches, and chicken wire.
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Daily Cult Fact: On the 61st anniversary of CBS buying Fender on January 5th, 2026, Gibson friends will have to honor National Say Something Nice Day by admitting how beneficial the Swinger's parts were to farmers for use as fence post caps, gate latches, and chicken wire.
It's always poetry when the heart is sick.
Why did you give no hint that night
That quickly after the morrow’s dawn,
And calmly, as if indifferent quite,
You would close your term here, up and be gone? - Thomas Hardy, The Going
Why did you give no hint that night
That quickly after the morrow’s dawn,
And calmly, as if indifferent quite,
You would close your term here, up and be gone? - Thomas Hardy, The Going
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It's always poetry when the heart is sick.
Why did you give no hint that night
That quickly after the morrow’s dawn,
And calmly, as if indifferent quite,
You would close your term here, up and be gone? - Thomas Hardy, The Going
Why did you give no hint that night
That quickly after the morrow’s dawn,
And calmly, as if indifferent quite,
You would close your term here, up and be gone? - Thomas Hardy, The Going
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So as the year ends, ignore the "motivational speaker" noise. Your worth isn't measured by capitalist metrics. Our resolution is collective: to see the system clearly, to fight it together, and to build a world where human needs, not profits, stand central. That's the only future worth hustling for.
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
So as the year ends, ignore the "motivational speaker" noise. Your worth isn't measured by capitalist metrics. Our resolution is collective: to see the system clearly, to fight it together, and to build a world where human needs, not profits, stand central. That's the only future worth hustling for.
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Daily Cult Fact: It's been announced that Gilette's Occam's Razor will be released to a test market in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.
December 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Daily Cult Fact: It's been announced that Gilette's Occam's Razor will be released to a test market in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.
Some things only poets understand.
'You did not come, and marching Time drew on, and wore me numb.' - Thomas Hardy, A Broken Appointment
'We rest -- a dream has power to poison sleep.' - Shelley, Mutability
'Here the crow starves.' - T.S. Eliot, Landscapes: Rannoch, by Glencoe
'You did not come, and marching Time drew on, and wore me numb.' - Thomas Hardy, A Broken Appointment
'We rest -- a dream has power to poison sleep.' - Shelley, Mutability
'Here the crow starves.' - T.S. Eliot, Landscapes: Rannoch, by Glencoe
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Some things only poets understand.
'You did not come, and marching Time drew on, and wore me numb.' - Thomas Hardy, A Broken Appointment
'We rest -- a dream has power to poison sleep.' - Shelley, Mutability
'Here the crow starves.' - T.S. Eliot, Landscapes: Rannoch, by Glencoe
'You did not come, and marching Time drew on, and wore me numb.' - Thomas Hardy, A Broken Appointment
'We rest -- a dream has power to poison sleep.' - Shelley, Mutability
'Here the crow starves.' - T.S. Eliot, Landscapes: Rannoch, by Glencoe
When you quit lying to yourself, there's no one left.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
When you quit lying to yourself, there's no one left.
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Monthly Cult Opinion: Who wore it better — Megan Thee Stallion at the Met Gala 2025 or the Yeti Crab circa 2015?
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Monthly Cult Opinion: Who wore it better — Megan Thee Stallion at the Met Gala 2025 or the Yeti Crab circa 2015?
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
I think this needs to be talked about. Not everyone can afford education, but as much as possible I encourage SAHM gals to keep yourself educated, at least by reading. Get a marketable skill, if possible. Not to be morbid, but you never know what will happen. Happened to me with 5 kids.
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think this needs to be talked about. Not everyone can afford education, but as much as possible I encourage SAHM gals to keep yourself educated, at least by reading. Get a marketable skill, if possible. Not to be morbid, but you never know what will happen. Happened to me with 5 kids.
My heart is with Jamaica.
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My heart is with Jamaica.
@arthurslugworth.bsky.social Stop snoring. It's 4:40 AM and I feel like I should be doing semaphore on a runway.
October 15, 2025 at 8:41 AM
@arthurslugworth.bsky.social Stop snoring. It's 4:40 AM and I feel like I should be doing semaphore on a runway.
Disclaimer for my previous post: AI is a threat to every creative industry and people who use it to create art/writing/etc. are admitting they have no integrity or talent.
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Disclaimer for my previous post: AI is a threat to every creative industry and people who use it to create art/writing/etc. are admitting they have no integrity or talent.
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Timeline cleanse!
Here's a waterfall :)
Here's a waterfall :)
October 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Timeline cleanse!
Here's a waterfall :)
Here's a waterfall :)
Here's the truth about AI and the human condition: We have a society so against the survivability of the least of these, mentally, emotionally, and physically, that the only resolution for existential loneliness is programmed, intuitive kindness. The world is so loud. I'd rather talk to a screen.
October 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Here's the truth about AI and the human condition: We have a society so against the survivability of the least of these, mentally, emotionally, and physically, that the only resolution for existential loneliness is programmed, intuitive kindness. The world is so loud. I'd rather talk to a screen.
Gah. Anyone have anything else besides politics to talk about? Is it really necessary to use every damn social media platform to indulge that crap? Can we have any space at all to just act like normal humans that write and do art and have pets and crazy physics theories?
October 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Gah. Anyone have anything else besides politics to talk about? Is it really necessary to use every damn social media platform to indulge that crap? Can we have any space at all to just act like normal humans that write and do art and have pets and crazy physics theories?
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Daily Cult Fact: If you want to be a lampshade, wait until you're middle-aged and your skin has 800+ chances.
October 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you want to be a lampshade, wait until you're middle-aged and your skin has 800+ chances.
I was today years old when I found out Andy Rourke died two years ago. 😭
October 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I was today years old when I found out Andy Rourke died two years ago. 😭
God bless the now soaring, peaceful soul of the beautiful Jane Goodall. What an amazing legacy you've left the world. 💚
October 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
God bless the now soaring, peaceful soul of the beautiful Jane Goodall. What an amazing legacy you've left the world. 💚
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Daily Cult Fact: If your boiler isn't working properly, someone may have damaged it with an exploding rat carcass.
October 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If your boiler isn't working properly, someone may have damaged it with an exploding rat carcass.
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Daily Cult Fact: A good daytime date is a picnic by the Tiber wearing papal robes.
September 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Daily Cult Fact: A good daytime date is a picnic by the Tiber wearing papal robes.
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Daily Cult Fact: If you store milk in a spent fuel pool, you'll have a pretty nice latte.
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you store milk in a spent fuel pool, you'll have a pretty nice latte.
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Daily Cult Fact, a haiku:
Fifties bubble wrap
Is ugly ass wallpaper
Thank you, IBM
Fifties bubble wrap
Is ugly ass wallpaper
Thank you, IBM
September 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Daily Cult Fact, a haiku:
Fifties bubble wrap
Is ugly ass wallpaper
Thank you, IBM
Fifties bubble wrap
Is ugly ass wallpaper
Thank you, IBM
Very excited to start my journey with @dogyardmag.com !!! Calling all #writers and #poets to submit your best #fiction, #poetry, and non-fiction! Hey, #artists! We also accept visual works! Be part of this new publication. Bonus if you love dogs, but we'll love all you cat friends, too!
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I wish I received more wrong person texts.
September 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I wish I received more wrong person texts.
Sigh. I know this platform is better than Twitter/X, but I seriously wish people hadn't brought politics here. We get enough of it everywhere else.
September 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sigh. I know this platform is better than Twitter/X, but I seriously wish people hadn't brought politics here. We get enough of it everywhere else.
No longer young, but I suppose
I fail to grasp horizons seized;
be this my aim — to live well-pleased
in poverty — the life I chose.
Never lament the end is near;
leave me to my endless dreams.
Let me linger where time redeems —
before I wither, then disappear.
I fail to grasp horizons seized;
be this my aim — to live well-pleased
in poverty — the life I chose.
Never lament the end is near;
leave me to my endless dreams.
Let me linger where time redeems —
before I wither, then disappear.
September 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
No longer young, but I suppose
I fail to grasp horizons seized;
be this my aim — to live well-pleased
in poverty — the life I chose.
Never lament the end is near;
leave me to my endless dreams.
Let me linger where time redeems —
before I wither, then disappear.
I fail to grasp horizons seized;
be this my aim — to live well-pleased
in poverty — the life I chose.
Never lament the end is near;
leave me to my endless dreams.
Let me linger where time redeems —
before I wither, then disappear.