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Jessica Fennen
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I watched three hours of that Ethan and Hasan debate. It fundamentally changed nothing in the dynamic of their relationship or their key arguments and was a colossal waste of time and made both of them look bad. I hope the views were nice though. Hopefully Ethan uses that money for a good therapist.
May 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
That last season of You is a direct message to all the girls who thirst over Joe Goldberg lmaooo they said please stop it’s a problem
April 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m 30, I’ve been watching YouTube since I was 13, and this is the first time I’ve ever seen a content cop.
April 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hey so fuck @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social for making fun of Aimee Lou Wood. Whoever wrote her into a skit making fun of politicians just to criticize her teeth should be ashamed.
April 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I also wish we got to see the family’s reaction & the dad FINALLY spilling his truth, including how he tried to poison them. But maybe that’s expecting too much change from him. #thewhitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Also while I’m popping off about The White Lotus I wish we had ANY reaction from Saxon about Chelsea or literally ANY of the deaths it’s like they all just got on the boat like nothing happened. #thewhitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I am happy Belinda got her security & her bag, but she sold out her morals and then didn’t even bring Pornchai with her!! Full blown Tonya’d his ass. Not cool, but I’m so glad she survived I was SWEATIN. #thewhitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
ALSO Mike white you better count your days for what you did to my sweet sugar plum Chelsea 👿 #TheWhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What Laurie said at the last dinner brought me to TEARS. Carrie Coon the legend that you are #thewhitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Georgie on Love on the Spectrum is the most wholesome person to ever exist. I’m so happy for Connor 😭😭❤️❤️
April 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Rob from 90 day fiance is the WORSTTT
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Yo the lore is LORE-ING in Sunrise on the Reaping!!! So many familiar characters, places, items. Name drop after name drop. And it’s so different from THG original trilogy. I’m 156 pages in 🫡
March 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Pls universe let me find $200 I have problems only a tattoo can fix
March 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Not Trump high key threatening Greenland. “One way or the other we are gonna get it.”
March 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I regret every second I spent listening to this shit
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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We'll say it again: No, 150-year-olds are not collecting Social Security benefits. #SOTU www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
No, 150-Year-Olds Aren’t Collecting Social Security Benefits
Elon Musk claims to have found rampant fraud in the Social Security Administration. There’s a much simpler explanation.
www.wired.com
March 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech.

#StateOfTheUnion
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So much of this presidential address has been Trump lying out of his ass and talking about how great he is. Amazing. I didn’t expect anything different but it is still disappointing to hear such applause. I love that the democrats wore all black and brought little signs. So helpful lmao
March 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Everybody is so touched by this anglerfish coming to see the light and I’m over here like “actually you are deeply misunderstanding the sensorium of deep sea creatures and that girl was blinded way before she got to the surface.”
March 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I need another tattoo asap. It’s been a few months, and that’s a few months too long.
February 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I want yall to know that back when I had a Twitter I predicted the next avatar in the avatar the last airbender universe would be a set of twins
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Give me the death note. I will fix all our problems lmao.
February 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Pregnancy announcement but it’s a person dressed as The Rock with the chain and the fanny pack and they say “can you smell what the rock is cooking?” holding a pregnancy stick or their tummy or something.
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I sleep so poorly and dream so endlessly that I struggle to separate fact from fiction. Upon waking, the line is so blurred I have to study reality to decide what is true.
February 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I know that everyone is yelling at you to call your reps and you should but also maybe call one person who actually likes you and is out of touch and kinda chat with them about life in general and also what is going on.
January 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM