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@jessicalgra.bsky.social
Counter surfer. Curly hair. Will tell you everything you didn’t want to know.
Kudos Bluesky for emailing me to remind me you exist. I guess I sort of…fell off this type of social media. Is that bad? Am I sad? Unknown.
February 12, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Kudos Bluesky for emailing me to remind me you exist. I guess I sort of…fell off this type of social media. Is that bad? Am I sad? Unknown.
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RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
August 28, 2023 at 7:12 PM
RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
On the other hand isn’t quotidienne just French for ‘daily’?
QUOTIDIAN
A very non-everyday word that means banal/regular/everyday
A very non-everyday word that means banal/regular/everyday
August 30, 2023 at 3:31 AM
On the other hand isn’t quotidienne just French for ‘daily’?
RECTITUDE
meaning moral uprightness and with the same root as rectum, this one’s easy to remember if you imagine a person with a stick up their ass
meaning moral uprightness and with the same root as rectum, this one’s easy to remember if you imagine a person with a stick up their ass
August 30, 2023 at 3:29 AM
RECTITUDE
meaning moral uprightness and with the same root as rectum, this one’s easy to remember if you imagine a person with a stick up their ass
meaning moral uprightness and with the same root as rectum, this one’s easy to remember if you imagine a person with a stick up their ass
OH at work on Friday afternoon, two simultaneous replies to this question: “Is it a man bun or a ponytail?”
“It’s a cry for help”
“It’s giving Daddy”
“It’s a cry for help”
“It’s giving Daddy”
August 25, 2023 at 8:15 PM
OH at work on Friday afternoon, two simultaneous replies to this question: “Is it a man bun or a ponytail?”
“It’s a cry for help”
“It’s giving Daddy”
“It’s a cry for help”
“It’s giving Daddy”
PROTRACTED
Extended. You know, like stretching that drawing compass REALLY far in sixth grade and then you have to measure the angle with the protractor
Extended. You know, like stretching that drawing compass REALLY far in sixth grade and then you have to measure the angle with the protractor
August 24, 2023 at 1:34 AM
PROTRACTED
Extended. You know, like stretching that drawing compass REALLY far in sixth grade and then you have to measure the angle with the protractor
Extended. You know, like stretching that drawing compass REALLY far in sixth grade and then you have to measure the angle with the protractor
Show us a picture on your phone that has your energy but no selfie
August 24, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Show us a picture on your phone that has your energy but no selfie
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“Is this a christian song? I can tell because it’s terrible” -Cody
August 23, 2023 at 8:00 PM
“Is this a christian song? I can tell because it’s terrible” -Cody
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Relient K was bad???
August 23, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Relient K was bad???
QUOTIDIAN
A very non-everyday word that means banal/regular/everyday
A very non-everyday word that means banal/regular/everyday
August 20, 2023 at 12:58 PM
QUOTIDIAN
A very non-everyday word that means banal/regular/everyday
A very non-everyday word that means banal/regular/everyday
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Welcoming people to bluesky
August 20, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Welcoming people to bluesky
Last day of beach vacationing l. Not bad, universe (the water is still too warm, though)
August 19, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Last day of beach vacationing l. Not bad, universe (the water is still too warm, though)
Um. Did I spell this one right?
LOQUACIOUS
Me and my ADHD as we over-explain simple things because we think we are unintelligible
Or what @queenoftacos.bsky.social calls the group chat when we get to 100+ unread messages
Me and my ADHD as we over-explain simple things because we think we are unintelligible
Or what @queenoftacos.bsky.social calls the group chat when we get to 100+ unread messages
August 19, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Um. Did I spell this one right?
CALLIPYGIAN
-🍑
literally (but actually figuratively)
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literally (but actually figuratively)
August 18, 2023 at 3:44 PM
CALLIPYGIAN
-🍑
literally (but actually figuratively)
-🍑
literally (but actually figuratively)
LOQUACIOUS
Me and my ADHD as we over-explain simple things because we think we are unintelligible
Or what @queenoftacos.bsky.social calls the group chat when we get to 100+ unread messages
Me and my ADHD as we over-explain simple things because we think we are unintelligible
Or what @queenoftacos.bsky.social calls the group chat when we get to 100+ unread messages
August 18, 2023 at 3:40 PM
LOQUACIOUS
Me and my ADHD as we over-explain simple things because we think we are unintelligible
Or what @queenoftacos.bsky.social calls the group chat when we get to 100+ unread messages
Me and my ADHD as we over-explain simple things because we think we are unintelligible
Or what @queenoftacos.bsky.social calls the group chat when we get to 100+ unread messages
ABSTEMIOUS
I don’t know what this word means but it has an a,e,i,o and u in it all in order
I don’t know what this word means but it has an a,e,i,o and u in it all in order
August 17, 2023 at 8:22 PM
ABSTEMIOUS
I don’t know what this word means but it has an a,e,i,o and u in it all in order
I don’t know what this word means but it has an a,e,i,o and u in it all in order
PULCHRITUDE
an ugly-looking word that means beauty
an ugly-looking word that means beauty
August 17, 2023 at 8:21 PM
PULCHRITUDE
an ugly-looking word that means beauty
an ugly-looking word that means beauty
INEXORABLE
meaning you can’t ‘ex’ it (you can’t stop or prevent it)
meaning you can’t ‘ex’ it (you can’t stop or prevent it)
August 17, 2023 at 8:20 PM
INEXORABLE
meaning you can’t ‘ex’ it (you can’t stop or prevent it)
meaning you can’t ‘ex’ it (you can’t stop or prevent it)
CAPRICIOUS
CAPRICIOUS
a word that feels like it should mean selfish but it actually means random/without reason/whimsical
Any tricks to remembering this meaning?
CAPRICIOUS
a word that feels like it should mean selfish but it actually means random/without reason/whimsical
Any tricks to remembering this meaning?
August 17, 2023 at 8:20 PM
CAPRICIOUS
CAPRICIOUS
a word that feels like it should mean selfish but it actually means random/without reason/whimsical
Any tricks to remembering this meaning?
CAPRICIOUS
a word that feels like it should mean selfish but it actually means random/without reason/whimsical
Any tricks to remembering this meaning?
INEFFABLE
meaning you can’t ‘eff’ with it
meaning you can’t ‘eff’ with it
August 17, 2023 at 8:19 PM
INEFFABLE
meaning you can’t ‘eff’ with it
meaning you can’t ‘eff’ with it
Here we go again
August 16, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Here we go again
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This brunch spot restroom understands drunk women on a deeply personal level.
August 15, 2023 at 3:40 PM
This brunch spot restroom understands drunk women on a deeply personal level.