My entire relationship to series television has now distilled itself to one sentence: If I can't remember what happened last season, you took too long.

pleased to report that all three listings were successfully picked up and paid for, and i only had one obvious scammer reach out to me

if you are partaking in the enjoyment of musical theater but have negative feelings about gay people hoo boy do i have some news for you

i just don’t feel like we needed a jon benet ramsey netflix documentary in the year of our lord 2024

trying to finish up the last of the leftover mac and cheese for the third day in a row like

thought i’d become the type of person who sells stuff i don’t want anymore on facebook marketplace but like why is everyone so annoying and unresponsive?? i told you it’s still available, please respond i want it out of my house!!!

what do you mean the man who asks “how much do you pay in rent?”/“can i have a tour of your apartment?” on tiktok is dating mckenzie kurtz???

truly one of the best episodes of TV ever

hi it’s me your friend who isn’t seeing wicked until next weekend, please keep me in your thoughts

Every time I open up my phone Trump has appointed like, the ice cream cone that killed Dawson’s Dad as the Secretary of Transportation.

every time i check my phone another oomfie is here it’s basically like showing up at worldwide plaza circa 2010