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Jessica 🤍
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Imma need SZA to drop her deluxe edition of SOS like STATTTT
December 9, 2024 at 5:57 AM
I’ve been on a Christmas movie binge and still doesn’t feel like Christmas time for me.
December 9, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Lololololol
Tub of pins and needles as low as $2.84!
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December 9, 2024 at 1:56 AM
When SZA said “I don't regret, just pretend shit never happened.”

I felt that. That’s probably also why I spent last year in intensive therapy and heavily medicated on antidepressants 🙂‍↔️✨
December 4, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Can the aliens hurry up and come pick me up?! I’m tired of working 😩
December 3, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Pls pray for my money tree

I did the dumbest thing knowing it’ll die on me but we stay optimistic around here 🙂‍↔️✨
December 3, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Every time I post something around my apartment, people say “I love that you’re such a minimalist.” Parts of me feels like it’s a passive aggressive statement and they’re calling me poor lmao

But truly, clutter freaks me tf out. I don’t think ppl understand the magnitude of that.
December 3, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I’ve always aspired to be a trophy wife. Do I have the motivation to workout and get skinny? No. But I also don’t have a husband so imma eat the cheese fries
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December 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Whoever created the subs at Cheba Hut deserves to have both sides of their pillow cold for the rest of their lives.

Also, I love you.
November 27, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I got the feminine urge to purge my closet bc it over stimulates me
November 25, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I hate Christmas tbh. It’s depressing af.
November 25, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Just a chill guy and a chill girl forever waiting on the crazy meds to kick in. 🤝
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Seasonal depression is hitting already and my crazy girl meds ain’t doing a thing about it 🥲
November 23, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Mmmkay. I’ll go fuck myself then.
November 22, 2024 at 5:47 AM
My algorithm needs to get it together. I said I like pets but all they’re showing me are cats and I’m PETRIFIED of cats.

Make it stopppp 😩
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
I’ve been in an Amy Winehouse mood lately. I need her in my vinyl collection STAT
November 21, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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I hope Apple TV+ never decides to stop making incredibly expensive tv shows that make no money
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I’m gonna ALL of need my Twitter friends to hurry up and get here.

I miss our debauchery.
November 21, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
On my way to HEB curbside to pick up “healthy” meal prep food (that will likely just sit in my fridge for a week, unprepared.) A for effort ⭐️
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November 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
People that are looking for the real moo deng fan pages are gonna be so disappointed when they find me instead… maybe 😏
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November 20, 2024 at 3:04 AM