Jessica 🤍
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Imma need SZA to drop her deluxe edition of SOS like STATTTT
December 9, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Imma need SZA to drop her deluxe edition of SOS like STATTTT
I’ve been on a Christmas movie binge and still doesn’t feel like Christmas time for me.
December 9, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I’ve been on a Christmas movie binge and still doesn’t feel like Christmas time for me.
Lololololol
Tub of pins and needles as low as $2.84!
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December 9, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Lololololol
When SZA said “I don't regret, just pretend shit never happened.”
I felt that. That’s probably also why I spent last year in intensive therapy and heavily medicated on antidepressants 🙂↔️✨
I felt that. That’s probably also why I spent last year in intensive therapy and heavily medicated on antidepressants 🙂↔️✨
December 4, 2024 at 6:38 AM
When SZA said “I don't regret, just pretend shit never happened.”
I felt that. That’s probably also why I spent last year in intensive therapy and heavily medicated on antidepressants 🙂↔️✨
I felt that. That’s probably also why I spent last year in intensive therapy and heavily medicated on antidepressants 🙂↔️✨
Can the aliens hurry up and come pick me up?! I’m tired of working 😩
December 3, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Can the aliens hurry up and come pick me up?! I’m tired of working 😩
Pls pray for my money tree
I did the dumbest thing knowing it’ll die on me but we stay optimistic around here 🙂↔️✨
I did the dumbest thing knowing it’ll die on me but we stay optimistic around here 🙂↔️✨
December 3, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Pls pray for my money tree
I did the dumbest thing knowing it’ll die on me but we stay optimistic around here 🙂↔️✨
I did the dumbest thing knowing it’ll die on me but we stay optimistic around here 🙂↔️✨
Every time I post something around my apartment, people say “I love that you’re such a minimalist.” Parts of me feels like it’s a passive aggressive statement and they’re calling me poor lmao
But truly, clutter freaks me tf out. I don’t think ppl understand the magnitude of that.
But truly, clutter freaks me tf out. I don’t think ppl understand the magnitude of that.
December 3, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Every time I post something around my apartment, people say “I love that you’re such a minimalist.” Parts of me feels like it’s a passive aggressive statement and they’re calling me poor lmao
But truly, clutter freaks me tf out. I don’t think ppl understand the magnitude of that.
But truly, clutter freaks me tf out. I don’t think ppl understand the magnitude of that.
I’ve always aspired to be a trophy wife. Do I have the motivation to workout and get skinny? No. But I also don’t have a husband so imma eat the cheese fries
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December 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I’ve always aspired to be a trophy wife. Do I have the motivation to workout and get skinny? No. But I also don’t have a husband so imma eat the cheese fries
Whoever created the subs at Cheba Hut deserves to have both sides of their pillow cold for the rest of their lives.
Also, I love you.
Also, I love you.
November 27, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Whoever created the subs at Cheba Hut deserves to have both sides of their pillow cold for the rest of their lives.
Also, I love you.
Also, I love you.
I got the feminine urge to purge my closet bc it over stimulates me
November 25, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I got the feminine urge to purge my closet bc it over stimulates me
I hate Christmas tbh. It’s depressing af.
November 25, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I hate Christmas tbh. It’s depressing af.
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Just a chill guy and a chill girl forever waiting on the crazy meds to kick in. 🤝
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Just a chill guy and a chill girl forever waiting on the crazy meds to kick in. 🤝
Seasonal depression is hitting already and my crazy girl meds ain’t doing a thing about it 🥲
November 23, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Seasonal depression is hitting already and my crazy girl meds ain’t doing a thing about it 🥲
Mmmkay. I’ll go fuck myself then.
November 22, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Mmmkay. I’ll go fuck myself then.
My algorithm needs to get it together. I said I like pets but all they’re showing me are cats and I’m PETRIFIED of cats.
Make it stopppp 😩
Make it stopppp 😩
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 AM
My algorithm needs to get it together. I said I like pets but all they’re showing me are cats and I’m PETRIFIED of cats.
Make it stopppp 😩
Make it stopppp 😩
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
I’ve been in an Amy Winehouse mood lately. I need her in my vinyl collection STAT
November 21, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I’ve been in an Amy Winehouse mood lately. I need her in my vinyl collection STAT
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I hope Apple TV+ never decides to stop making incredibly expensive tv shows that make no money
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I hope Apple TV+ never decides to stop making incredibly expensive tv shows that make no money
I’m gonna ALL of need my Twitter friends to hurry up and get here.
I miss our debauchery.
I miss our debauchery.
November 21, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I’m gonna ALL of need my Twitter friends to hurry up and get here.
I miss our debauchery.
I miss our debauchery.
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I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
On my way to HEB curbside to pick up “healthy” meal prep food (that will likely just sit in my fridge for a week, unprepared.) A for effort ⭐️
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November 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
On my way to HEB curbside to pick up “healthy” meal prep food (that will likely just sit in my fridge for a week, unprepared.) A for effort ⭐️
People that are looking for the real moo deng fan pages are gonna be so disappointed when they find me instead… maybe 😏
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November 20, 2024 at 3:04 AM
People that are looking for the real moo deng fan pages are gonna be so disappointed when they find me instead… maybe 😏