Jessie B 💜
@jessiebeyer.bsky.social
Elon musk hater & TikTok creator @thejessiebeyer
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Hi, I’m God.
I created sunshine and weed. I’m not mad at California libruhls.
I created sunshine and weed. I’m not mad at California libruhls.
January 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hi, I’m God.
I created sunshine and weed. I’m not mad at California libruhls.
I created sunshine and weed. I’m not mad at California libruhls.
谢谢美国政府点燃了我内心的激情。中国共产党万岁，习近平主席万岁
January 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
谢谢美国政府点燃了我内心的激情。中国共产党万岁，习近平主席万岁
Mark Cuckerberg will rue the day. RUE IT
January 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Mark Cuckerberg will rue the day. RUE IT
Sometimes I just don’t really have anything to say on here. Will work to fix this
January 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Sometimes I just don’t really have anything to say on here. Will work to fix this
So embarrassing to be one of my ops 😭 read a book fr
January 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
So embarrassing to be one of my ops 😭 read a book fr
Happily NOT participating in sober Jan and having myself a glass of red wine! (2) Trying out my new anti hangover Wands from TikTok shop. Happy Wednesday XD
January 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Happily NOT participating in sober Jan and having myself a glass of red wine! (2) Trying out my new anti hangover Wands from TikTok shop. Happy Wednesday XD
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I have a feeling this meme format is going to get a lot of use over the next four years.
January 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I have a feeling this meme format is going to get a lot of use over the next four years.
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👇🏽🤔
(We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)
(We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)
January 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
👇🏽🤔
(We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)
(We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)
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Welcome to idiocracy.
January 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Welcome to idiocracy.
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Be careful who you hate — it might be someone you love.
January 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Be careful who you hate — it might be someone you love.
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X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.
Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?
If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.
X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.
Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?
If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.
January 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What is the Bluesky equivalent of “tweet” ? “Post” is boring. Need something catchier. Also a replacement for “subtweet” is desperately needed. Thx
January 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
What is the Bluesky equivalent of “tweet” ? “Post” is boring. Need something catchier. Also a replacement for “subtweet” is desperately needed. Thx
Hello to my new followers. Thank you for following me over here where we are free of the bald billionaire bozos
January 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hello to my new followers. Thank you for following me over here where we are free of the bald billionaire bozos
How much melatonin is normal to take because I know it’s not the serving size
January 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
How much melatonin is normal to take because I know it’s not the serving size
Being stupid is fine but I draw the line when they make it MY problem. Keep me out of it
January 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Being stupid is fine but I draw the line when they make it MY problem. Keep me out of it
IDGAF if Hunter Biden did a little crack. I literally don’t care. I don’t care if he did some tax evasion. Nonviolent. What are we even talking about?? The PRESIDENT ELECT is convicted of ASSAULT laws don’t matter anymore
December 6, 2024 at 9:37 PM
IDGAF if Hunter Biden did a little crack. I literally don’t care. I don’t care if he did some tax evasion. Nonviolent. What are we even talking about?? The PRESIDENT ELECT is convicted of ASSAULT laws don’t matter anymore
I’m gonna KMS if I can’t use tiktok
December 6, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I’m gonna KMS if I can’t use tiktok
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HBO announcing that they’re supporting JK Rowling literally on Transgender Day of remembrance definitely needs to be clocked
November 21, 2024 at 9:13 PM
HBO announcing that they’re supporting JK Rowling literally on Transgender Day of remembrance definitely needs to be clocked
My cat and me. 😂🫶
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 AM
My cat and me. 😂🫶
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Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
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Trying to get me a nice new pair of Juggs for Christmas
November 17, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Trying to get me a nice new pair of Juggs for Christmas
My cat hates Elon musk too
November 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM
My cat hates Elon musk too