Jessikatana 🗡️
@jessiikatt.bsky.social
My life is one big hazy blur of caffeine, good books, and puppy dog fur. 🩷🩵💜
I'll prolly smell like a pound when they put me in a coffin.💨
I'll prolly smell like a pound when they put me in a coffin.💨
No better way to get out of this reading slump than by starting and reading through Dungeon Crawler Carl, again. C'est la vie 😅
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
No better way to get out of this reading slump than by starting and reading through Dungeon Crawler Carl, again. C'est la vie 😅
Not only does a Tampa Bay loss make the Colts the only 6-1 team in the NFL, but getting to watch the Lions be the ones who beat them up is the cherry on top!
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Not only does a Tampa Bay loss make the Colts the only 6-1 team in the NFL, but getting to watch the Lions be the ones who beat them up is the cherry on top!
Finding out that the rapture is a fringe ideology among Christians is such a mindfuck for me because it consumed my childhood and my life while I still lived with my parents.
I think Tim Lahaye and Jerry B Jenkins should pay for my fucking therapy, man.
I think Tim Lahaye and Jerry B Jenkins should pay for my fucking therapy, man.
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Finding out that the rapture is a fringe ideology among Christians is such a mindfuck for me because it consumed my childhood and my life while I still lived with my parents.
I think Tim Lahaye and Jerry B Jenkins should pay for my fucking therapy, man.
I think Tim Lahaye and Jerry B Jenkins should pay for my fucking therapy, man.
Gotta rant about something unimportant in the grand scheme of things - I love Project Runway and Heidi Klume. Christian Siriano is fine. But not bringing back Tim Gunn is criminal. Absolutely WILD and wrong choice, Freeform!
August 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Gotta rant about something unimportant in the grand scheme of things - I love Project Runway and Heidi Klume. Christian Siriano is fine. But not bringing back Tim Gunn is criminal. Absolutely WILD and wrong choice, Freeform!
Love seeing another one bite the dust. Rest in Piss Hulk Hogan.
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Love seeing another one bite the dust. Rest in Piss Hulk Hogan.
Discovering that CORN SWEAT is a thing has been a real damper to my day. Especially because my allergies have been on 10 and I live in corn country. Smack dab in the middle of corn fields.
Corn grows in every available empty space in this fucking state and I'm actively dying. 🥹🙃
Corn grows in every available empty space in this fucking state and I'm actively dying. 🥹🙃
July 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Discovering that CORN SWEAT is a thing has been a real damper to my day. Especially because my allergies have been on 10 and I live in corn country. Smack dab in the middle of corn fields.
Corn grows in every available empty space in this fucking state and I'm actively dying. 🥹🙃
Corn grows in every available empty space in this fucking state and I'm actively dying. 🥹🙃
Started reading The Dresden Files in April and I'm starting book 11 today. Between this and Dungeon Crawler Carl, I've had one wild ride of a reading journey this year.
June 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Started reading The Dresden Files in April and I'm starting book 11 today. Between this and Dungeon Crawler Carl, I've had one wild ride of a reading journey this year.
Nights like these are what you live for. Communion with friends. Simple and sweet and what it's all about.
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Nights like these are what you live for. Communion with friends. Simple and sweet and what it's all about.
STOP. I literally just met Jess McKenna, Jacob Wysocki, Jeremy Culhane and Kurt Maloney. I am living.
June 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
STOP. I literally just met Jess McKenna, Jacob Wysocki, Jeremy Culhane and Kurt Maloney. I am living.
What an exceptional week to be a #Dropout fan. An incredible lineup of shows and, dammit, I have tickets to see Dropout Improv live on Wednesday.
Remember when I said this may just be a stan account at this point?!? 😅
Remember when I said this may just be a stan account at this point?!? 😅
June 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What an exceptional week to be a #Dropout fan. An incredible lineup of shows and, dammit, I have tickets to see Dropout Improv live on Wednesday.
Remember when I said this may just be a stan account at this point?!? 😅
Remember when I said this may just be a stan account at this point?!? 😅
I've listened through 3 #DresdenFiles books this week, alone. I'm in it now. Apparently I'm a sucker for a Fantasy/Mystery series. Go figure.
May 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I've listened through 3 #DresdenFiles books this week, alone. I'm in it now. Apparently I'm a sucker for a Fantasy/Mystery series. Go figure.
I literally root for Victoria Groce on Jeopardy Masters like I do for sports. I truly want only good things for her. #jeopardy #jeopardymasters
May 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I literally root for Victoria Groce on Jeopardy Masters like I do for sports. I truly want only good things for her. #jeopardy #jeopardymasters
Part One: Robert Maxwell: How Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad Ruined Science
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May 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sitting outside every evening I have off has been a mandatory part of this week long birthday staycation.
April 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sitting outside every evening I have off has been a mandatory part of this week long birthday staycation.
If Katy Perry has no haters, I am dead. So at this moment in time, my petty ass, messy ass self is living for this LOUD criticism of that always tone-deaf wannabe. Drag her. Her and all those self righteous millionaires who think anyone cares about their little 5 minute drive through space
April 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If Katy Perry has no haters, I am dead. So at this moment in time, my petty ass, messy ass self is living for this LOUD criticism of that always tone-deaf wannabe. Drag her. Her and all those self righteous millionaires who think anyone cares about their little 5 minute drive through space
Another Kesha Renaissance is exactly what I, no, the world needed. Everyone say "Thank you, Mother"
April 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Another Kesha Renaissance is exactly what I, no, the world needed. Everyone say "Thank you, Mother"
It's coming up on that dreaded time of the year when my coworkers are reminded that my birthday is on 4/20. 🙃
April 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It's coming up on that dreaded time of the year when my coworkers are reminded that my birthday is on 4/20. 🙃
Why didn't anyone tell me that the Dresden Files are just Anita Blake books with a male protagonist?!?
April 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me that the Dresden Files are just Anita Blake books with a male protagonist?!?
Hey what can you say? We were overdue. But it'll be over soon, you wait. #thatfunnyfeeling
January 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hey what can you say? We were overdue. But it'll be over soon, you wait. #thatfunnyfeeling
Letting myself forget a message I preach so often is disheartening as fuck. But a good life lesson.
That job doesn't give a fuck about you, no matter what they try to say.
That job doesn't give a fuck about you, no matter what they try to say.
January 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Letting myself forget a message I preach so often is disheartening as fuck. But a good life lesson.
That job doesn't give a fuck about you, no matter what they try to say.
That job doesn't give a fuck about you, no matter what they try to say.
Behind the Bastards mentioning Maintenance Phase on these Oprah episodes is a good highlight for the day. Love when my lil corners of the internet collide.
January 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Behind the Bastards mentioning Maintenance Phase on these Oprah episodes is a good highlight for the day. Love when my lil corners of the internet collide.
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“The Gulf of America” thing is so stupid, it’s strangely comforting to me. I can’t really explain it. Maybe it’s that even if I end up being executed for the crime of virtue signaling I will have lived my life never, even at my stupidest, having been that dumb
January 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“The Gulf of America” thing is so stupid, it’s strangely comforting to me. I can’t really explain it. Maybe it’s that even if I end up being executed for the crime of virtue signaling I will have lived my life never, even at my stupidest, having been that dumb
When the Crown of Candy season of Dimension 20 feels like a comfort watch, you know it must be wild out in the real world. #dimension20 #crownofcandy #dropout
January 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
When the Crown of Candy season of Dimension 20 feels like a comfort watch, you know it must be wild out in the real world. #dimension20 #crownofcandy #dropout
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before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.
after all, there will be sewers.
Well, I can't be on Twitter, Tiktok, or Facebook today. I finished the 6th Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook last night and have to wait until February for the next one. So, Hello Bluesky. 👋🏻 How are we gonna start the revolution this year?
January 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Well, I can't be on Twitter, Tiktok, or Facebook today. I finished the 6th Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook last night and have to wait until February for the next one. So, Hello Bluesky. 👋🏻 How are we gonna start the revolution this year?