Jess
@jessisnotok.bsky.social
God's oldest and least favorite Millennial
I love how much of it is a blank slate
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I love how much of it is a blank slate
Maybe I'm just spoiled by HEB but any time I see Aldi ads the brands sound like brands TV shows use to avoid paying fees
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Maybe I'm just spoiled by HEB but any time I see Aldi ads the brands sound like brands TV shows use to avoid paying fees
so back in the 00s you still needed floppies for h.s. for various reasons. I eventually got tired of forgetting to write my name on mine and started using a set of Looney Tunes ones we inexplicably had
www.tomshardware.com/pc-component... lmao this rules
Floppy disk pre-paid cash card launched in Taiwan — NFC payment method 'only has a card function' warns supplier, so keep it out of your FDD
The ultimate geeky payment option for Computex visitors - accepted by all public transport, convenience stores, and more.
www.tomshardware.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
so back in the 00s you still needed floppies for h.s. for various reasons. I eventually got tired of forgetting to write my name on mine and started using a set of Looney Tunes ones we inexplicably had
It's incredibly frustrating that major plot points in the new season of Stranger Things only make sense if you go online and google spoilers for a play that Netflix doesn't want to release a pro-shot of.
Super aces that they'll merge with WB soon, just one massive studio that doesn't release shit
Super aces that they'll merge with WB soon, just one massive studio that doesn't release shit
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It's incredibly frustrating that major plot points in the new season of Stranger Things only make sense if you go online and google spoilers for a play that Netflix doesn't want to release a pro-shot of.
Super aces that they'll merge with WB soon, just one massive studio that doesn't release shit
Super aces that they'll merge with WB soon, just one massive studio that doesn't release shit
Any movie with Meatloaf is a Halloween movie because Meatloaf is a Halloween icon. This includes Spice World.
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Any movie with Meatloaf is a Halloween movie because Meatloaf is a Halloween icon. This includes Spice World.
I used to work in indie theatre and literally any kind of press that goes wide enough could mean needing a lawyer. There's a big time comedy group that loves to send out nuisance C&Ds; I knew a company that got sued by religious groups for doing "Corpus Christi" because they objected to gay Jesus.
Btw this is one of the biggest reasons why it’s not as easy as people think to start up independent newsrooms or just be an indie journalist on substack. If you are actually holding powerful and rich people to account, you WILL need legal representation. Not a matter of whether but when
I say that as someone who has started newsrooms from scratch sometimes with two people - if you’re doing your job correctly you will need a lawyer because the first thing rich people do when you write something they don’t like is threaten you legally. It’s cheap for them and expensive for you
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I used to work in indie theatre and literally any kind of press that goes wide enough could mean needing a lawyer. There's a big time comedy group that loves to send out nuisance C&Ds; I knew a company that got sued by religious groups for doing "Corpus Christi" because they objected to gay Jesus.
So the 94 remake of Miracle on 34th Street failed because it went up against The Santa Clause and the marketing was a little heavy on the "Santa on trial" angle and actually watching it, that is an all time fumble because there's literally an ad campaign in the movie about believing in Santa Claus
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So the 94 remake of Miracle on 34th Street failed because it went up against The Santa Clause and the marketing was a little heavy on the "Santa on trial" angle and actually watching it, that is an all time fumble because there's literally an ad campaign in the movie about believing in Santa Claus
Watching Miracle on 34th Street and realizing that little girl is autistic
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Watching Miracle on 34th Street and realizing that little girl is autistic
Watching Muppet Christmas Carol and thinking about how sad and angry Charles Dickens would be to see that 200 years later it would seem like a total fairy tale that a rich man could even be capable of a change of heart
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Watching Muppet Christmas Carol and thinking about how sad and angry Charles Dickens would be to see that 200 years later it would seem like a total fairy tale that a rich man could even be capable of a change of heart
Having shitty interoception is fun because I couldn't sleep because I was too hungry but now that I'm awake and sitting up I don't feel it
Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when
Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Having shitty interoception is fun because I couldn't sleep because I was too hungry but now that I'm awake and sitting up I don't feel it
Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when
Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when
I bought super sharp cheddar at HEB this week not realizing it would be super salty tasting so I put a small piece of lindt milk chocolate over it on a cracker and it was so goddamn Christmasy
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I bought super sharp cheddar at HEB this week not realizing it would be super salty tasting so I put a small piece of lindt milk chocolate over it on a cracker and it was so goddamn Christmasy
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🥺 oh baby girl, you have many Bluesky friends sharing your story. We will find you a home. Hopefully soon 🤞 Here's MELIA's bio. Please read and repost. She needs someone who will be fully committed to her. ❤️
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
🥺 oh baby girl, you have many Bluesky friends sharing your story. We will find you a home. Hopefully soon 🤞 Here's MELIA's bio. Please read and repost. She needs someone who will be fully committed to her. ❤️
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hell yeah
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Hell yeah
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😢 MELIA will spend her second Thanksgiving at the shelter. She wants a home for Christmas. She can live with cats, no dogs. Low traffic home, adult only. Needs training. Please adopt her. 😢
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
[email protected]
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
[email protected]
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
😢 MELIA will spend her second Thanksgiving at the shelter. She wants a home for Christmas. She can live with cats, no dogs. Low traffic home, adult only. Needs training. Please adopt her. 😢
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
[email protected]
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
[email protected]
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hey if that turkey is bigger than 15 lbs you need to take it out of the freezer soon
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Hey if that turkey is bigger than 15 lbs you need to take it out of the freezer soon
TV nerd reminder that Deadline accidentally leaked that we're getting a Muppet Show revival miniseries next spring and everybody better talk about it
You guys, the Mighty Nein might be a perfect TV show, I love everything about it and the way the writing and pacing incorporates everything so seamlessly in such a satisfying and visually stunning way 😭😭 please go watch it it’s amazing
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
TV nerd reminder that Deadline accidentally leaked that we're getting a Muppet Show revival miniseries next spring and everybody better talk about it
Personally, I don't think Rey and Kylo are distinct enough from Jacen and Jaina to justify new characters except for the shipping
Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina
Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina
My Star Wars '90s EU hottest takes:
~Michael A. Stackpole walked so Andor could run.
~Gara Petothel is one of the best SW EU characters ever, second only to Kreia.
~Children of the Jedi was, in fact, one of the very best EU novels, bar none. Yes, even the Thrawn Trilogy.
~Michael A. Stackpole walked so Andor could run.
~Gara Petothel is one of the best SW EU characters ever, second only to Kreia.
~Children of the Jedi was, in fact, one of the very best EU novels, bar none. Yes, even the Thrawn Trilogy.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Personally, I don't think Rey and Kylo are distinct enough from Jacen and Jaina to justify new characters except for the shipping
Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina
Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina
This applies to Trekkies and Starfleet Academy as well
There is nothing fans are more enamored with than a movie that didn’t get made.
It is only potential. It exists only in your mind, where it always made the exact right choices. It didn’t violate your narrow sense of canon. It is only what you love about the franchise, and it can never fail you.
It is only potential. It exists only in your mind, where it always made the exact right choices. It didn’t violate your narrow sense of canon. It is only what you love about the franchise, and it can never fail you.
You could almost call it the Rise of Solo. Or maybe A New New Hope.
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This applies to Trekkies and Starfleet Academy as well
All forms of gender essentialism are gateways to extremism
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
All forms of gender essentialism are gateways to extremism
The sad thing is Oates listed a whole spectrum of human experiences that Musk never seems to express interest in, including listening to music, reading, and having friends, and this is what he jumped on to try to stimulate "enjoyment"
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The sad thing is Oates listed a whole spectrum of human experiences that Musk never seems to express interest in, including listening to music, reading, and having friends, and this is what he jumped on to try to stimulate "enjoyment"
Hey @axios.com I don't know if you know this or if you just didn't notice but the President is working to keep Americans from getting food benefits their taxes pay for, y'all got any thoughts on that or you too busy playing perv police
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Hey @axios.com I don't know if you know this or if you just didn't notice but the President is working to keep Americans from getting food benefits their taxes pay for, y'all got any thoughts on that or you too busy playing perv police
Watching Pluribus and I thought I knew what the fuck was happening but it turns out I don't fucking know anything
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Watching Pluribus and I thought I knew what the fuck was happening but it turns out I don't fucking know anything
Y'all in New York better be voting because if I have to see that little man lose I'm gonna be so mad
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Y'all in New York better be voting because if I have to see that little man lose I'm gonna be so mad
So underrated that I'm sad the upcoming Peacock tv show will probably pretend it didn't happen
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
So underrated that I'm sad the upcoming Peacock tv show will probably pretend it didn't happen
I have a bit i have to do whenever I see an ad for Tracker complete with Announcer Guy Voice:
TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!
TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!
My favorite running comedy bit is whenever CBS knows it has additional viewers for a live sporting event they run a bunch of promos for clearly fake shows just to screw with them
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I have a bit i have to do whenever I see an ad for Tracker complete with Announcer Guy Voice:
TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!
TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!