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jesso
@jessturant.bsky.social
raccoon core creeper wandering
photographer, illustrator, zine maker
they/he
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no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person
🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
February 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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February 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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sincerely: transitioning was the greatest decision I've ever made, and if you want to do it, you should. tell some people you trust. find a doctor. be the person that makes you happiest. it's hard but I've never regretted it. I am who I was always meant to be.
January 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Urgent trans and nonbinary update: I called a passport office and got a sympathetic rep who told me officially any information about gender markers is posted online. Unofficially, they *literally whispered,* they have heard the same rumors about passports being confiscated.
VERY urgent update regarding trans/nonbinary people safety & security:
January 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
fuck yeah amanita must scare ya 🍄
January 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
*stops and picks marble up off the ground*
Man, i’m no better than a crow 😞🐦‍⬛
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
felt constipated might delete later ✌️
November 19, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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attention haters:
November 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
your girl calls me plankton from nicktoons unite the way i suck her into oblivion
May 9, 2024 at 7:55 AM
booby pics
May 2, 2024 at 1:09 AM
spend $15 on cereal for ur kids so u can get the fun prize of $5 back in gas weeks later this is so cool this is so awesome i love it here
March 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Can we Please Vibe? can we please fucking just Vibe for a second? for once?
March 9, 2024 at 5:22 PM
i know bmi is fake(for obvious reasons) and part of how i know is that im somehow almost in the “obese” category even though i am very average in size- like bitch i own some children’s sized clothes wtf
March 6, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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no wander my fish be like glub glub glub… cus that’s how i be sounding after I eat his food!!!!
February 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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Making kitty biscuits on the white house lawn
March 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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yeah, we’re gonna honeymoon in the Deep State. i hear it’s beautiful in the spring
March 3, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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running an ad campaign for a little product i like to call My Fresh Food where it kind of feels as if you’re eating
February 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
yeah i’m non binary i get ads for men’s std testing and women’s pretty lingerie
February 12, 2024 at 12:17 AM
do not trust any adult that carves out a space on their shelf to display their entire harry potter box set
February 12, 2024 at 12:15 AM
i want a cameo ring of my gf that would be so victorian and hot of me
February 6, 2024 at 1:28 AM
cute things i text my gf 😍
January 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
born to have perfect tits.. forced to be a skater boy
January 26, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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The Wikipedia biographical info for Ryan Gosling sounds like Dr. Evil talking about his father
January 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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snowing :)
January 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM