Jess
@jessuscryst.bsky.social
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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Jess
@jessuscryst.bsky.social
· Sep 12
Only posts when she’s high smh
Lilith has an earache and I was laying with her and rubbing her back and she said “Mommy I feel loved” and I’m going to live off of that for the next few months 😭😭
December 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Lilith has an earache and I was laying with her and rubbing her back and she said “Mommy I feel loved” and I’m going to live off of that for the next few months 😭😭
You can’t even post about wanting to start collecting knives anymore smh
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You can’t even post about wanting to start collecting knives anymore smh
Merry Christmas I am hiding from my kids in the kitchen 🎄
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Merry Christmas I am hiding from my kids in the kitchen 🎄
Dads get all the back scratchers wtf is up with that???
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Dads get all the back scratchers wtf is up with that???
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And may every day be another wonderful secret.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And may every day be another wonderful secret.
Me @ the rest of the world re: this dumpster fire
a woman says i don t know her in a purple background
ALT: a woman says i don t know her in a purple background
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me @ the rest of the world re: this dumpster fire
Literally the moment he’s on he’s lying
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Literally the moment he’s on he’s lying
What the fuck does this dude have to say that’s more important than the survivor finale?????
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What the fuck does this dude have to say that’s more important than the survivor finale?????
I was daydreaming the other day about a job where I can be my authentic self and am compensated fairly and have a femme boss who thinks I’m funny. And has health insurance. How depressing
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I was daydreaming the other day about a job where I can be my authentic self and am compensated fairly and have a femme boss who thinks I’m funny. And has health insurance. How depressing
Let’s just go get them you guys.
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Let’s just go get them you guys.
Btw I assume that all of you are bots (not an insult)
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Btw I assume that all of you are bots (not an insult)
If we can send fucking wreaths across America we can give kids free lunch
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If we can send fucking wreaths across America we can give kids free lunch
Tfw it’s the anniversary of your mothers death and your dad makes a fb post about it including several pictures of her and loved ones but none of those pictures include her 3 adult kids that she loved very much and basically raised alone 🤪
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Tfw it’s the anniversary of your mothers death and your dad makes a fb post about it including several pictures of her and loved ones but none of those pictures include her 3 adult kids that she loved very much and basically raised alone 🤪
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I hope I meet Rosie ODonnell before I die.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I hope I meet Rosie ODonnell before I die.
Has anybody else come out of being touched out and rolling immediately into their sexual peak only to look back at old pics of their partner and wishing they were banging them back then because they looked good as hell ????
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Has anybody else come out of being touched out and rolling immediately into their sexual peak only to look back at old pics of their partner and wishing they were banging them back then because they looked good as hell ????
Today should be my mother’s 67th birthday and I wish that she did not die.
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Today should be my mother’s 67th birthday and I wish that she did not die.
My hand hurts (tendinitis??) and I can’t do anything that I like to do ☹️
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My hand hurts (tendinitis??) and I can’t do anything that I like to do ☹️
The Clintons seem like assholes.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Clintons seem like assholes.
WILD of that woman to dump that very nice vegan man on TV !!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
WILD of that woman to dump that very nice vegan man on TV !!!
How do we have a snow day in Maine when I can still see the grass ????
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How do we have a snow day in Maine when I can still see the grass ????
water is lowkey fire
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
20% off is a pitiful “Black Friday” deal.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
20% off is a pitiful “Black Friday” deal.
This world is fucked wtf is wrong with these rich people ????
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This world is fucked wtf is wrong with these rich people ????
My job will occasionally financially reward us via *points* to purchase specific items or gift cards and I was like oh ill get an Etsy gift card! Please tell me what *fees* are responsible for an 8$ item with alleged free domestic shipping costs 66 dollars???? wtf???
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My job will occasionally financially reward us via *points* to purchase specific items or gift cards and I was like oh ill get an Etsy gift card! Please tell me what *fees* are responsible for an 8$ item with alleged free domestic shipping costs 66 dollars???? wtf???