i hope next year is without the most

i could use less most

That is not dead which can so tiny lie,
And in strange Christmas even Tim may die.

holding back tears at work on christmas eve about pat and bob 😭

lmk i can help!

but claire i thought if i defended you 9 times the 10th hole punch would get my—

Walking up to a couple and asking which one is the old wizened hunter and which one is the ambiguously alive doll.

oh my god if that had like dental benefits i'd sell my soul into service

merch shop in a theatre thoughhh i was staring at the counter clerk at the Nutcracker performance we saw recently thinking that man has more fun in one night selling little nutcracker dolls to 10 year olds than i will have in 30 meetings this year

no i get that i miss working in the hole-in-the-wall vape shop for the oddball truckers who'd kill 3 hours telling stories of truck stops in iowa