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I'm laughing with you. I write. I live in a fifth wheel traveling the dystopian US. Ask me anything about RV life except where i am.

I like rocks and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights

She/her.
Pinned
Finally bought a bed for Finn that he can't destroy with his humping

Milo, however, is the dog who understands "they bought a thing we can use!" and is quite literally ALL OVER IT
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I like that banks do mandatory random staggered vacations, the idea being that if any employee is doing fraud, it'll become visible in the books when they're not there to keep the plates spinning.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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do i know anyone who is near Ashland, OR and would want two tickets to see Carsie Blanton play there on Mar 6
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
do you ever read a reply on here that is so many levels of wtf that you keep going back and rereading it to try and translate it into "ohhh ok"

you think about challenging it but there are so many levels to challenge that it feels like a trap
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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today's yoga class notes include "kick self in the butt" which is more yogic than it sounds
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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It's not "oddly" though.

It's "predictably invested."
guys who have no belief in or respect for human rights are becoming oddly invested in whether robots have rights
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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So far I haven't seen any of this on my timeline, but if I did, that's a block.
Hey, so,

If we could NOT respond to the GOP healthcare “plan” with laughter at fat, disabled, and fat disabled people, that would be great.

I hate MarkyMarkwayne as much as the next person, but “take a look at your constituents” is punching in the wrong direction.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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It's just a nice collection of dogs with sticks.

youtube.com/shorts/dsBQ4...
Top 10 Dogs Carrying Big Sticks
YouTube video by WeRateDogs
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Fine, it's finally Lupus.
new rule nobody is allowed to diagnose anyone with any psychological conditions in bsky replies anymore
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Idea: 2001 A Space Odyssey, but it’s about clippy ruining a college student’s life, who has a paper due in the morning
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
if you find yourself arguing that an LLM seems intelligent actually

i need you to stop it

i am imploring you to spend some time considering what that says about you and what you define as intelligence
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
clippy is now sentient is that what you're saying to me right now
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Why, if you are an organizer and/or activist, are you not using alt text?

I don't get it.

Either you care about full accessibility, accommodationism, & inclusion... or you don't.

And being active on here with a large and influential account, while refusing to use alt text... tells me you don't.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Good old Tom McGovern, who I have never met and will probably never meet, made this.

it remains genius, and three ppl reminded me of it on bsky so now I have to share it again
Jack and Diane but most of the lyrics are "suckin' on a chili dog"
YouTube video by Tom McGovern
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
me on a daily basis

"oh cool so another chaos vector has been introduced to the landscape this should be fine"

i remember a time when new gremlins weren't fed after midnight every few days
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I wish that was me
…i should call him 🥺
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
$300

so if
30 people chipped in $10
or 60 people chipped in $5
or 300 chipped in $1

it would mean freedom from an abusive environment for the lovely raccoon moose
$300 to go! The goal is within sight!
I just need $303 more to pay for the movers Dec 1 to escape my abusive family. Thank you so much, my original goal was $1000 and we’re almost there! Thank you friends!
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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why did the crypto food delivery idea fail
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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"i dont have kids whys there an alarm telling me to check for kids" says man convinced hes the protagonist of the universe
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
when i see something labeled as "gluten friendly" the multiple levels of "not right" crash on my brain so hard

is this food holding hands w gluten? calling it on its birthday?

no?

is it actually contaminated w gluten or made with it? Yes?

wtf are you even doing then
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
my food sensitivity issues are such crap I swear, I hate them so much, I hate that certain things trigger a switch in my brain that says THIS IS NOT FOOD and IF YOU EAT THIS YOU DIE and I am gagging while my logic brain is like "lol you are so silly its just broccoli, just fucking eat it"
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM